YoYo's 2022.5
2022 is halfway over! Here's every album I've heard so far. If you disagree with my ratings, please remember that I am correct and you are not. |
47 | | Drake Honestly, Nevermind
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I know this album is an easy target but I just genuinely couldn’t stand listening to it |
46 | | Underoath Voyeurist
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*chugs 2 liter of Mountain Dew* YEAH ME AND MY FRIENDS, WE THINK YOU’RE F**KING FAKE |
45 | | deathcrash Return
I have never been so bored in my entire life |
44 | | Perfume Genius Ugly Season
I have never been so confused by an album’s hype in my entire life |
43 | | Vince Staples RAMONA PARK BROKE MY HEART
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Remove everything interesting from the beat and spit in indiscernible monotone, congratulations, you’re officially making “grimy” hip hop |
42 | | Pridelands Light Bends
My 2.5s are unintentionally built to trigger tyman128 |
41 | | Orville Peck Bronco
See description of #42 |
40 | | Big Thief Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You
The first 2 songs were okay and then this became the Banjo Kazooie soundtrack and I mentally checked out for the rest |
39 | | Earl Sweatshirt Sick!
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See description for #43, but it’s not as egregiously offensive here |
38 | | Florence and the Machine Dance Fever
There have actually been very few releases I’ve disliked so far this year - everything on this album is passable but not great |
37 | | Archive Call To Arms And Angels
I tried, Sowing. I really did |
36 | | Soft Replica Only Ever In Dreams
Formless but very pleasant. I study with this in the background a lot |
35 | | The Weeknd Dawn FM
Once again, no bad songs but no truly great songs either |
34 | | Hot Water Music Feel The Void
Anyone’s guess as to why this band is still kickin, but this is passable I guess |
33 | | Red Hot Chili Peppers Unlimited Love
They are old |
32 | | Vein.fm This World is Going to Ruin You
Great metal album with legitimately experience-ruining production |
31 | | Harry Styles Harry's House
A couple of absolute bangers, but also a couple of the worst songs I’ve heard this year |
30 | | Deserta Every Moment, Everything You Need
Johnny’s keys complaint about the Gospel album is my entire complaint about this album |
29 | | Basement Revolver Embody
This EMBODIES the meaning of the term “average” lfgggg |
28 | | Overgrow Walls of Mirrors
Good songwriting but why is every single riff doubled with an acoustic guitar |
27 | | SVMMERCAMP Sequoia
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Fun lil EP from our very own Conmaniac! |
26 | | Typhoon (USA-OR) Underground Complex No. 1
Fun lil EP from our very own Typhoon! |
25 | | PUP The Unraveling of PUPTheBand
I want to personally track down whoever is responsible for this production and those interludes. The rest is great |
24 | | Out of Service The Ground Beneath Me
They sound like Brand New but they sound the best when they don’t sound like Brand New |
23 | | Beach House Once Twice Melody
It do be too long |
22 | | Anxious Little Green House
Dude can’t scream but his regular voice is fantastic and so are most of the riffs on this |
21 | | Wilderun Epigone
Fun, ambitious prog metal. However the 4-minute acoustic intro is the best thing here by far |
20 | | Kardashev Liminal Rite
I respect this album a lot and the drums go hard in the paint, but can we stop doing spoken word interludes in the year 2022 |
19 | | Porcupine Tree Closure/Continuation
Contains less of their ornate style that I love, but the boys are back and they are jammin |
18 | | Pusha T It's Almost Dry
Pusha T has only rapped about one thing ever and it still makes my butt move and/or groove every time |
17 | | Rolo Tomassi Where Myth Becomes Memory
One of my favorite bands who have never really dropped my jaw with a record. This is another wholly satisfying release from them |
16 | | Cloakroom Dissolution Wave
Stoner emo is “in” this year |
15 | | Bliss Fields Slowly, Forever
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Makes me feel like a protagonist in a ‘90s movie, and that’s all I really need in life |
14 | | Gang of Youths Angel in Realtime
Gang of Youths fully capitalize on their desire to write an OST for a Crash Bandicoot game |
13 | | Meshuggah Immutable
Meshuggah fully capitalize on their desire to release an acoustic album |
12 | | King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum
The peaks are unreal, but see description for #23 |
11 | | Pinegrove 11:11
The middle section prevents this from making the top 10, but the opening and closing acts are extremely strong |
10 | | Soul Glo Diaspora Problems
A ferocious assault of an album in the best possible way |
9 | | Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers
Push this album into the top 10 like HUHHHHHH |
8 | | Gospel The Loser
Vincent Roseboom is maybe the most impressive musician on earth right now |
7 | | Valleyheart Heal My Head
This one has grown on me a lot in the past week or so, some of the guitar tones here are my exact vibe |
6 | | Caracara New Preoccupations
I was disappointed when this wasn’t a new album by Preoccupations, but this ended up being pretty fantastic |
5 | | Denzel Curry Melt My Eyez See Your Future
Dude is just so fun to listen to, even when his subject matter is incredibly bleak. I’ve considered 4.5ing it a few times, but to no avail |
4 | | Lizzy McAlpine five seconds flat
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Five seconds flat lands at number four even though there are no five four time signatures on the album |
3 | | Late Night Cardigan Life Is Bleak And It's My Cheat Day
Best vocal performance of the decade so far imo |
2 | | Black Country, New Road Ants From Up There
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In which a man becomes so sad about planes that he decides to pursue a new career |
1 | | Ethel Cain Preacher's Daughter
M O R E R E V E R B |
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