Michael Jackson Still Not Buried

2009-08-17 by Tyler EMERITUS | 45 Comments
On June 25th, 2009, Michael Jackson died. Amidst the media circus, tributes, controversies and exploitations, somebody forgot to bury the guy. Nine days ago, UK daily The Mirror reported that Michael Jackson had finally been buried in a quiet, fanless ceremony. Entertainment Tonight later confirmed this.

The problem is that never happened. Either that or the video for Thriller was truer to form than we ever could have predicted. Today, Joe Jackson, father of the former King of Pop has told the New York Daily News that Michael's burial will have to wait just a little longer, as the family is planning to bury the long-since deceased pop singer at 10AM on August 29th, on what would have been his 51st birthday.

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Gyromania
Staff Reviewer
August 17th 2009
39030 Comments


Man... that is seriously screwed up.

BSX
August 17th 2009
1651 Comments


Oh my

RobertDennis2
August 17th 2009
134 Comments


they're still building his pyramid, that's why he hasn't been buried yet

MIRAI87
August 17th 2009
249 Comments


At this rate, he'll decay completely before they manage to put him down. Gross.

Shrapnel94
August 17th 2009
2213 Comments


Who. Cares.

Gyromania
Staff Reviewer
August 17th 2009
39030 Comments


"they're still building his pyramid, that's why he hasn't been buried yet"

^this

NebSnurb
August 17th 2009
535 Comments


Janet is still sucking his decomposing dick.

FadeToBlack
August 17th 2009
11043 Comments


Nine days ago, UK daily The Mirror reported that Michael Jackson had finally been buried in a quiet, fanless ceremony. Entertainment Tonight later confirmed this.



zaruyache
August 17th 2009
28856 Comments


His body is probaly pumped full of anti-decomposing crap, so at least it's not like they're going to be burying a pile of rotten meat.

That is kidna cool that they want him to be buried on his birthday, but it is just way too long after his death to justify the notion.

LepreCon
August 17th 2009
5482 Comments


Janet is still sucking his decomposing dick

Clearly MJ wasn't innovative enough for you

elephantREVOLUTION
August 17th 2009
3075 Comments


he is still alive

Thor
August 17th 2009
10385 Comments


sad and lolsy article simultaneously

luci
August 17th 2009
12844 Comments


so what

LepreCon
August 17th 2009
5482 Comments


I should probably stop liking artists outside of rock and metal- they all end up dying untimely deaths.

Burn2Burn
August 18th 2009
2374 Comments


icky

ryan42138
August 18th 2009
65 Comments


"they're still building his pyramid, that's why he hasn't been buried yet"


lol

XNoMercyX
August 18th 2009
121 Comments


Wow... I can't believe how much they're milking this guy.

AtomicWaste
Moderator
August 18th 2009
2933 Comments


Tupac, Biggie, and Michael are about to make a collab.

Klekticist
August 18th 2009
1464 Comments


zombie MJ

ManicDemise
August 18th 2009
448 Comments


Alright, we already know how innovative and amazing and creative he was and how he did so goddamn much for music....but now they're just taking that a little too far, no? Fucking hell, just bury the guy already.

roflrad
August 18th 2009
82 Comments


wow its been two months already. holy...time flies

ant4tbc
August 18th 2009
373 Comments


This is sad. Celebrity or not, this man deserves to be buried and finally rest in peace.

taylormemer
August 18th 2009
4964 Comments


Great. Now all I'll be thinking about on my dad's 51st is Jackson's decomposing remains finally getting lay'd to rest.

NebSnurb
August 18th 2009
535 Comments


You're still stuck on the innovation argument Conor?


Michael was innovator than Alice In Chains.

The Sludge
August 18th 2009
2171 Comments


Janet is still sucking his decomposing dick.


That's quite uncalled for :

MentalityOfA
August 18th 2009
1217 Comments


This is funny and pathetic at the same time.

entarthedryden
August 18th 2009
175 Comments


isnt he supost to make a new album

Transient
August 18th 2009
1520 Comments


lol at stupid people thinking they would let his body decay

Asiatic667
August 18th 2009
4651 Comments


Let sleeping dogs lie already

Nagrarok
August 18th 2009
8656 Comments


Strange how much fuss can be made over one man...

Asiatic667
August 18th 2009
4651 Comments


One corpse, you mean. 100 years ago these two months would've been stanky buisness for the jackson clan

Asiatic667
August 18th 2009
4651 Comments


///

Titan50
August 18th 2009
4588 Comments


One corpse, you mean. 100 years ago these two months would've been stanky buisness for the jackson clan

Urethra Franklin
August 18th 2009
50 Comments


When will the coverage of MJ's death be buried?

opblaaskonijn
August 18th 2009
326 Comments


Will he still perform in London?

Muhammedftw
August 18th 2009
28 Comments


Wow, this is so disappointing

NebSnurb
August 18th 2009
535 Comments


^^ and ^^^ lol

shade
August 18th 2009
1198 Comments


Thriller, anyone?

thebbqshrimp
August 18th 2009
1207 Comments


Oh, dang. Every time my friends and I have driven past Forest Lawn Cemetery (where most celebrities in LA get buried)(you can see it from the freeway) we've given a salute to Michael. GUESS THAT'S JUST MEANINGLESS NOW!

Wizard
August 18th 2009
20683 Comments


The problem is that never happened. Either that or the video for Thriller was truer to form than we ever could have predicted.

I think you deserve an applause for this line Coke hahahaha.

Aaron
August 19th 2009
690 Comments


I blame Alient Ant Farm.

lauriej
August 19th 2009
1713 Comments


its almost like hes turned into a comedian

Emim
August 20th 2009
40115 Comments


MJ will now live out the rest of his days residing in Atlantis with Tupac and Elvis. They will start a unicorn preserve and hire leprechauns as ranch-hands. After sodomizing the leprechauns, MJ will then be banished back to the real world, thus punishing the rest of us. Damn you mer-folk!

bloc
August 20th 2009
70880 Comments


i heard that there is a chance he was actually murdered by his doctors through drug overdose.

FadeToBlack
August 20th 2009
11043 Comments


hmm don't think so



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