Wow....they found an album name, and a song title equally as gay as they are. Remarkable!

Sexual Man Chocolate... I feel a new screen name coming on...

wow gay

Wait there's a word for this... oh yeah ^ ^ already got it.

Sexual Man Chocolate has success written all over it. But I'd be satisfied with another catchy song or two like Stick Stickly. I don't really have high hopes for this at all.

Does this even need to be made fun of?

yay!

...what? no i'm not happy because of the new album. i'm happy because my first news article has been posted!

Ugh what is this crap.

yeah dude, they don't post a lot of news articles that I put up.
I think it's more of a popularity contest.

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

Because anything that's 'gay' is obviously 'bad', and vice versa. Am I right or am I right guys?

Sexual Man Chocolate has success written all over it. But I'd be satisfied with another catchy song or two like Stick Stickly. I don't really have high hopes for this at all.

yeah dude, they don't post a lot of news articles that I put up.
I think it's more of a popularity contest.

I'm still laughing.

another catchy song or two like Stick Stickly

No words can describe how much I hate this band, but Sexual Man Chocolate is indeed an epic song title.

I'm jst sad that they accepted the crabcore term and now use it 'ironically'.

I mean usually the topic, I've posted plenty, and I always provide the source, and even quotations. They usually delete it 9/10 if the band is not popular on the site.

oh this band is definitely popular on this site. definitely.

I watched a interview with their new vocalist and it was so stupid. He was asked "What have you seen change in the scene since you have been touring?"(cause supposedly 3 years in a band means he knows something) He said t-shirts. and colors. Not a goddamn thing about the music. Thats all these bands are, breakdowns and shitty flashy merch.

Ouch.. hoping for one catchy song like Stick Stickly.

haha long live crabcore! good for laughs. seriously try to watch the stick stickly video all the way through with a straight face

i was gonna post this the other day, but i didnt wanna get flamed for being the guy that keeps up with AA!

I watched a interview with their new vocalist and it was so stupid. He was asked "What have you seen change in the scene since you have been touring?"(cause supposedly 3 years in a band means he knows something) He said t-shirts. and colors. Not a goddamn thing about the music. Thats all these bands are, breakdowns and shitty flashy merch.

This.

this band is nothing without austen.

cexul cholat guyz

Austin was so talented I don't know how this band will survive without them. They were like geniuses.

Srsly.

This band survived before?

Best band ever?

lets hope they break up before may

hahaha omg sexual man chocolate

epic win

Does anyone actually like this band?

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks//crabcore/scene.jpg

^ this guy does

]Does anyone actually like this band?

Joey Sturgis. Shazam!. Sexual Man Chocolate. All = FAIL

this album will fail sadly

I am speechless... I am without speech.

and by sadly you mean rightfully so




riiiiight?

Not really, I enjoyed a few songs off their first album

i....i'm sorry : (

oh man, whitewall, that... that sucks...

So a little birdy told me this band was bad, have I been misinformed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

tbh i'm really tempted to download someday came suddenly just to see how bad it is

Wow. So, you've got band members who all look and dress the same, the worst drum fills these ears have ever heard, autotune, bad screaming, terrible lyrics and guitarists who think it's cool to squat while playing. And what the hell was the last 30 or so seconds about?? It was like an electro pop breakdown, these guys are genuises!!

dude you'll regret it

Yeah well, it's helping them to earn a living

i know i'll regret it but curiosity is getting to me.
plus i could always use another 1 rating to even out my objectivity

"Yeah well, it's helping them to earn a living"

Yes, but so does prostitution. Sadly, this blows more.

ZING

"plus i could always use another 1 rating to even out my objectivity"

dude thats the best thing about that album, sadly

Hark, whats that? The sound of the entire world not caring.

You dont even need to make fun of this band. They obviously know how gay they are. Sexual Man Chocolate? FFS

crabcore

cannot wait for the accompanying video to single

i thought they broke up

Ugh what is this crap.

The sound of the entire world not caring.

I watched a interview with their new vocalist and it was so stupid. He was asked "What have you seen change in the scene since you have been touring?"(cause supposedly 3 years in a band means he knows something) He said t-shirts. and colors. Not a goddamn thing about the music. Thats all these bands are, breakdowns and shitty flashy merch.

OH MY GOD WHY LISTEN TO A BAND WHEN I CAN BUY SHIRTS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM IN SUPER FLASHY COLORS!?!?

You're not cool if you listen to them.

You're cool if you buy the super flashy colored tee, though.

Thought you knew

Metal just got gay

Yay. More boring, generic breakdowns with shitty autotuned vocals and just horrible songwriting altogether.
Gotta love this band...

Metal just got gay

It's like they took everything that everyone hates about them and intensified it....My friend told mehe heard they're done with autotune, and I told him sturgis is producing. He shook his head.

most of the time, as soon as you know Sturgis is producing, you've already heard the whole album.