Tool's first song in 13 years

2019-08-07 by Toondude | 471 Comments
After over 13 years of waiting, Tool have finally released the title track off of the band's upcoming 5th studio album, Fear Inoculum. This is comes in just shortly after the band released their entire catalogue on digital streaming platforms.

According to guitarist Adam Jones, the album will be 80 minutes long (the band's longest album to date) over seven tracks. It is currently scheduled to be released on August 30th.

Listen here:


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Toondude10
August 7th 2019
15186 Comments


Yep, it's Tool alright

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


Inb4 people bitching that it didn't blow them away into the fifth dimension on first listen. Those are your expectations talking. Give the song room and time to breathe and see if consecutive listens don't elicit a better response, now that the hype has worn off.

hobblepot
August 7th 2019
2947 Comments


it’s going to be 10 tracks

BUT YAY NEW TOOL

hobblepot
August 7th 2019
2947 Comments


and it’s great, but i’ll hold off until i can hear the album from front to back

Sowing
Moderator
August 7th 2019
43955 Comments


this song only blew me into the 4th dimension smh

Josh D.
August 7th 2019
17845 Comments


The second half was better than the first, but overall not very interesting!

Toondude10
August 7th 2019
15186 Comments


"it’s going to be 10 tracks"

Adam Jones confirmed it to be 7 tracks, not sure why Apple Music says 10 tracks

ConcubinaryCode
August 7th 2019
7588 Comments


I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking. This is definitely a song.

BigPleb
August 7th 2019
65784 Comments


Gonna reserve judgement for this until the album comes out, doesn't sound right on it's own but most Tool tracks don't.

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


It's 9 tracks, 7 of which are full songs and 2 are segues - in total clocking in at 85 minutes.

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 7th 2019
10560 Comments


Love it

benkim
August 7th 2019
4813 Comments


Probably 3 interludes Toon

Toondude10
August 7th 2019
15186 Comments


eeeh, knowing Tool that's possible

Sowing
Moderator
August 7th 2019
43955 Comments


it's the apple music club remixes

guitarded_chuck
August 7th 2019
18070 Comments


i dig it

not a banger, more of an ambient sort of a feel, which is fine

daysofthunder
August 7th 2019
98 Comments


Yeah, this absolutely slaps.

Even more pumped for the album now.

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


It's like a take on their more ambient side. Let's see how the whole thing turns out.

Mesm277
August 7th 2019
1103 Comments


This has a "let's do an album because we kinda have to" feeling. Feels limp

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


I love my Bizkits super Limp. Ha, sounds like shitty band name though

butt.
August 7th 2019
10968 Comments


if this is representative of the whole album then it'll be a hard 3.5

Trifolium
August 7th 2019
39048 Comments


It's nice, but I must say I get major we've-heard-this-before vibes. I mean they still sound like they have for the past 20 years.

Tone/feel/chord progressions/drumming all sound like Lateralus/10,000 Days, but a little more free-flowing and unfocused, drawn out, without a clear direction.

Gallantin
August 7th 2019
1903 Comments


Great track

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


@Trifolium I actually disagree. This sounds different to what Tool has already done in a number of ways.

guitarded_chuck
August 7th 2019
18070 Comments


im not extremely well versed in tool frankly, but have they actually done an ambient-y album before? might have but otherwise it's rather fresh

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


Not really, they've had more ambient-like tracks on their last two albums though. For reference check Disposition-Reflection-Triad off of Lateralus. This sounds very similiar in feel and atmosphere to them.

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


I think 10000 Days had quite some ambient tracks. The whole wings for marie stuff in particular.

This could be their Pale Communion, I can feel it

DungeonBoy
August 7th 2019
9726 Comments


I liked it, it sounds like a Tool song. I haven't really dug anything hard since Undertow/Aenima era though

unclereich
August 7th 2019
12057 Comments


Stool

DarkNoctus
August 7th 2019
12208 Comments


i actually really enjoyed that

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


It's very chilled and layed back. Maybe that's not so bad at all. The drumming rules

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


Another thing I don't see people talking about is how good the production/ mix of the whole song is. It's so crisp and clear, Joe Baressi nailed it as usual.

BigPleb
August 7th 2019
65784 Comments


Can't wait to have a proper listen later on, was really chill.

withateethuh
August 7th 2019
388 Comments


this is good wtf

BonJobey
August 7th 2019
36 Comments


Solid

withateethuh
August 7th 2019
388 Comments


lol stool

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


Song rules,which is the least surprising thing of all time. Will be AOTY contender.

zakalwe
August 7th 2019
38927 Comments


😴

DungeonBoy
August 7th 2019
9726 Comments


@Valkoor, I agree man, the production is very nice on that track, very open and everything breathes well

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


Zak doesn't seem to like this new bizkit cut, shame

tigersbrokefree
August 7th 2019
376 Comments


Tool is actually releasing something, that's how you know we're in the insane timeline.

SpiritCrusher2
August 7th 2019
6370 Comments


kinda boring. doesn't really go anywhere. disappointing

AffableMartyr
August 7th 2019
811 Comments


Song gets better with each listen, plus tool isn't really a band where I can just listen to singles. Have a feeling this album will be on par with 10,000 days

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2019
18257 Comments


Lol sowing

tacos n stuff
August 7th 2019
3181 Comments


this was pretty solid and my worries are subsided for the most part after hearing this but I feel the song was a taaaad flat
It'll prob work better in context tho

alvarops95
August 7th 2019
19 Comments


They took the Tool fingerprint and copied it. Safe choice for a single. I'd like to see some evolution in the other tracks though.

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


This is awesome, but yeah it seems like one of the ones that will sound better when it blends in with the other 70 minutes of the album

onionbubs
August 7th 2019
21090 Comments


sounds like itll be better in the album but i guess its alright

onionbubs
August 7th 2019
21090 Comments


weird choice for an album opener tho

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


I don't think it's safe as a single. It's fairly easy so see many people being disappointed by this track tbh

Coast
August 7th 2019
1627 Comments


Nice vocals but music too derivative of Lateralus/10K days. 13 years, 0 progression.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2019
18257 Comments


I'm actually quite digging the Lateralus moods here. If this keeps up album will be an easy 4

FurtherDown
August 7th 2019
397 Comments


After first listen nothing special, but I wanted to hear a Tool track and that's what I got, so I'm satisfied.

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


I'm disappointed Tool didn't take the opportunity to do a 70s prog move and release a pop album

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


Maynaard should have been rapping over some dope ass beat, that would have been true experimentation but I guess he's just too much a pussy to spit bars for us true fans

StarlessCore
August 7th 2019
7752 Comments


Production is cool but song is p tame boring

Yall srsly waited 16 years for more drivel from these clowns

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


Maynaard should have been rapping over some dope ass beat, that would have been true experimentation [2]
This a thousand times! I mean, rap and rock, that's something fresh

sizeofanocean
August 7th 2019
3439 Comments


I'll refrain from listening for now, does Maynard hit some high notes for a change? He barely sung any on the last APC album so that would be a great change of pace

botulist
August 7th 2019
751 Comments


you all deserve this.

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


"I'll refrain from listening for now, does Maynard hit some high notes for a change? He barely sung any on the last APC album so that would be a great change of pace"

Not really, it's all chilled and calm tbh


DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


"you all deserve this."

Dude, they could have dropped the equivalent of Wish You Were by Pink Floyd and 99% of you cunts would still be bitching lol

sizeofanocean
August 7th 2019
3439 Comments


"Not really, it's all chilled and calm tbh"
Hmm ok, thanks Kalk. Well i'll keep an open mind when i first listen to this

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


knew this would suck

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


knew this would be sick [4]

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


knew this would be sick [40000]


BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


kalkwiese stinks [55]

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


This just sounds exactly like an existing Tool song - the intro for Eulogy?

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


:'(

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


of strawberries

TheTripP
August 7th 2019
4511 Comments


solid song, love the ambient vibes of it.

Matthias812
August 7th 2019
139 Comments


If it hadn't been like 13 years since their last release I don't think anyone would bat an eye much. This is just fine, nothing spectacular. Everyone is just blinded by the hype. Honestly just drawn out and meandering but I'm sure it'll make more sense with a complete album spin. Tool isn't exactly a singles kinda band.

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


"of strawberries"
c:

Prancer
August 7th 2019
1612 Comments


I just want a new Spice Girls album.

ChinaWheyete
August 7th 2019
8 Comments


it's music


DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


Turn the grooviest opening 2 minute intro to arguably the greatest ever Tool song...into a 10 minute 'epic'.

At least this sounds like the one excellent Tool album so I can't rate this style less than a 2.5.

Song shows zero creativity though.

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


"but I'm sure it'll make more sense with a complete album spin. Tool isn't exactly a singles kinda band."

This.

guitarded_chuck
August 7th 2019
18070 Comments


i didnt feel like 'it didnt go anywhere' although the first movement made it feel like it wasnt going to

Zig
August 7th 2019
2747 Comments


nothing special

kalkwiese
August 7th 2019
10444 Comments


I hope they don't go into a Tasseract direction though

TheSpirit
Emeritus
August 7th 2019
30304 Comments


i swear i hear the same song everytime i listen to tool

kris.
August 7th 2019
15504 Comments


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"The second half was better than the first, but overall not very interesting!"

this is my take. extremely underwhelming.

Valkoor952
August 7th 2019
4818 Comments


Doof this literally has nothing in common with Eulogy what are you talking about

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


its 2019 and Korn are releasing better music than Tool. what a time to be alive

BigPleb
August 7th 2019
65784 Comments


Blob looking for them bites.

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


"its 2019 and Korn are releasing better music than Tool. what a time to be alive"

This has gotta be bait

ShadowNeko
August 7th 2019
357 Comments


Clean vocals sound mesmerizing. Woooow man
Incoming AOTY straight up

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


'Doof this literally has nothing in common with Eulogy what are you talking about'

This immediately sounds like a return to the Aenima approach which is a good thing but this tune reminded me a bit of about four different songs from that album.

I didn't detect anything new from this and for sure Eulogy was the first thing that came to mind.

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


honestly enjoyed new korn over this. why is that bait?

rockandmetaljunkie
August 7th 2019
9621 Comments


enjoyable song, i really enjoyed the laid back mood

i know 13 years is a very long time and expectations are over the roof, but people need to lighten up a little bit and just enjoy this record for what it will be

don't let your hype destroy every chance you've got to enjoy this new record

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


Can anyone hand on heart say this doesn't sound like a mix of existing parts from previous Tool songs?

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


This is much better than the most recent Korn song - I'll give it that

BigPleb
August 7th 2019
65784 Comments


Definitely doof, doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it though.

Pikazilla
August 7th 2019
29797 Comments


Would you classify that as an achievement though

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


damn you doof

90470n573r01d5
August 7th 2019
37 Comments


this sounds exactly like the music you'd hear from a band that was being pressured to put out something despite of lack of motivation

Thor
August 7th 2019
10355 Comments


Heavy Lateralus vibes for sure, sounds a lot like Reflection and Schism put together

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


'this sounds exactly like the music you'd hear from a band that was being pressured to put out something despite of lack of motivation'

Yes, retreat to a safe sound between Aenima and Lateralus and recycle

At least I'm now pretty confident this album won't be embarrassing like the APC

Probably a 2.5-3 album

BigPleb
August 7th 2019
65784 Comments


If I find the music enjoyable then it's achieved something, right?

hansoloshotfirst
August 7th 2019
1580 Comments


so it begins...

Groundking
August 7th 2019
2280 Comments


Why are they being pressured to put something out? They've already spent 13 years not giving a fuck what's another 5 or 10?

nightbringer
August 7th 2019
2726 Comments


80 minute album? Urgh.

Maco097
August 7th 2019
3305 Comments


I guess they decided to share the worst song of the album first.

dante1991
August 7th 2019
764 Comments


Song is good, enjoyable. Doesn't offer much new for Tool however, and I wish it had more of a climax/went somewhere.

On par with the average Tool song, but not a standout.

SymbolicInTime
August 7th 2019
7380 Comments


Decent track. Hoping it's not indicative of the entire album though

LunaticSoul
August 7th 2019
2403 Comments


I have zero expectations that this will be anything over 3.5.

But I got chills on some of the bits, it's just good to get some Tool I guess

But this song and the other two we already heard are already 30 minutes of the disc, and based on this man it's going to be a snoozefest if they don't throw a couple mad songs inside

iswimfast
August 7th 2019
1526 Comments


tool releasing new music that sounds like tool is a GOOD things guys smdh

joshieboy
August 7th 2019
8270 Comments


Is it really unpopular to say this did nothing for me

FearThyEvil
August 7th 2019
18612 Comments


Sounded great! Getting me more excited for the album as it comes closer.

Pikazilla
August 7th 2019
29797 Comments


Sorry, pleb, I was asking Doof whether this being better than the new Korn single could be considered an achievement

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


Pika - that's not too much of an achievement.

I would say releasing new material that sounds decent in 2019 is an achievement and - yes a lot of faint praise holy hell - this is quite alright if totally by numbers Tool

Dylan620
August 7th 2019
5870 Comments


First song by this band in 13 years
One of the very first lyrics is "long overdue"
Brilliant

BigPleb
August 7th 2019
65784 Comments


I didn't catch that, nice.

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


If this is by far the best tune on the album then that could mean quite a slog - I imagine I'll prefer a tune or two to this one.

Otherwise the 2.5 is incoming

LunaticSoul
August 7th 2019
2403 Comments


it also ends with 'A long time coming'

bunch of bastards they are

Groundking
August 7th 2019
2280 Comments


'bunch of bastards they are'

Complete and utter trolls yes.

JayEnder
August 7th 2019
19960 Comments


A 13 year wait was bound to leave some disappointed.

Me personally? Fucking loved this track. Just hearing Danny Carey's chops and Maynard's crooning vocals again has already made me excited to take on this work day at my shit job.

nol
August 7th 2019
12087 Comments


I will listen to 0 people’s opinions on this album when it comes out. Everyone’s gonna be giving their bullshit “deep takes” and I just wanna know if it’s good.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
August 7th 2019
30304 Comments


thank you for letting us know how you'll be approaching this

Kompys2000
Emeritus
August 7th 2019
9467 Comments


LMAO at everyone saying "it will only make sense in the context of the album", literally every other Tool album has had at least one or two strong, hella catchy singles that function just as well on their own as they do in an album context.

Song is pretty good btw

Toondude10
August 7th 2019
15186 Comments


"I will listen to 0 people’s opinions on this album when it comes out. Everyone’s gonna be giving their bullshit “deep takes” and I just wanna know if it’s good."

That'll be hard to do, considering that this is Tool we're talking about

rafalafa
August 7th 2019
288 Comments


Should have been named "The Patient Jambi Eulogy," amirite

Egarran
August 7th 2019
34087 Comments


Points and laughs at the people who really try their best to be negative about this.

Eh, maybe it'll score some street cred among the rabble.

rafalafa
August 7th 2019
288 Comments


Side note, Danny's still got it.

Shadowmire
August 7th 2019
6660 Comments


yeah, this is very good and I'm not really concerned with whether it sounds similar to their previous material or not.

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2019
4528 Comments


I personally really liked this song, sounds like a pretty good way to open the album with a slow build


BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


last time Egarran didnt bitch about other people's comments?

Shadowmire
August 7th 2019
6660 Comments


Egarran is a good eg.

autosacrifice
August 7th 2019
135 Comments


Boring

Scoot
August 7th 2019
22205 Comments


3.5/5

EyesWideShut
August 7th 2019
5910 Comments


what up with that super tacky new band logo/font tho.. the entire album cover too. ugh

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


TOOL fans will say they made it shit on purpose

Egarran
August 7th 2019
34087 Comments


Yeah wtf this sucks balls, lol Tool still trying to be relevant with their 90s aesthetic like some drunken dad.

Scoot
August 7th 2019
22205 Comments


did anyone else catch the blatant self ripoff of reflection during a drum break

i started humming the bassline

MO
August 7th 2019
24022 Comments


yea scoot

this is kinda meh. all the songs have just been jams basically. I'll reserve judgement till I hear the whole album but 3 songs deep and I'm not too sold

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
August 7th 2019
26593 Comments


Haven't heard it yet but sucks ass

JayEnder
August 7th 2019
19960 Comments


I really hope that isn't the official album art yeah.

DominionMM1
August 7th 2019
21116 Comments


they’re certainly not breaking any new ground here or anything but it’s a decent track

botb
August 7th 2019
17883 Comments


Snare sounds like shit and the first 3 minutes sound like the age of empires OST

oltnabrick
August 7th 2019
40674 Comments


I like it in an ironic way

Larkinhill
August 7th 2019
7796 Comments


Gonna wait to listen with the entire album. This is sacred ground after all.

Relinquished
August 7th 2019
48751 Comments


it fits well with the canon so that's enough for me

hobblepot
August 7th 2019
2947 Comments


"it's the apple music club remixes"

Tim Cook features on every track

hobblepot
August 7th 2019
2947 Comments


I really don't get the negativity, it's a fucking Tool track that sounds like Tool, what more do you want?

Slex
August 7th 2019
16608 Comments


Can’t believe it but I actually really like this

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


"I really don't get the negativity, it's a fucking Tool track that sounds like Tool, what more do you want?" [2]

Song sounds like a good Tool song, I don't know what the fuck people expected lol

Relinquished
August 7th 2019
48751 Comments


13 years of pent-up inherent bias from the audience

JWT155
August 7th 2019
14957 Comments


I like the song, not a fan of the production on Maynards vocals, the rest of the production is great, especially the percussion.

SgtShock
August 7th 2019
947 Comments


Album art and single art both look like they came from the box of a 90s era pc game. Still, I’m hella excited.

pizzamachine
August 7th 2019
27241 Comments


Really enjoyable melodies

DoofDoof
August 7th 2019
15102 Comments


‘don’t know what the fuck people expect’

New melodies, song ideas, a different atmosphere to the usual Tool territory, a unique and memorable riff, a leftfield touch to surprise...?

By. The. Fucking. Numbers.

It’s alright. Just alright.

hobblepot
August 7th 2019
2947 Comments


"New melodies, song ideas, a different atmosphere, a unique and memorable riff, a leftfield touch to surprise"

but then the people who have waited 13 years for a new Tool album would be annoyed that it doesn't sound enough like Tool

Relinquished
August 7th 2019
48751 Comments


yea people have to remember that this is them just getting it over with

they'll stay forever banking anyway

JWT155
August 7th 2019
14957 Comments


Not sure what I expected in the comments here first, complaining about the song, or worse, people proactively complaining about the people who will/are complaining about the new song.

hobblepot
August 7th 2019
2947 Comments


ISN'T IT ALL THAT YOU HOPED FOR?? :D

Tyler.
August 7th 2019
19021 Comments


this is a song

McMegaMountain
August 7th 2019
294 Comments


Meandering instrumentals do not count as "ambiance." Track is fine, definitely not as idiotic as half the shit on 10K days, but still taking themselves too seriously, and there's nothing really new here at all. Been using that same riff for like 20 years now.

Slex
August 7th 2019
16608 Comments


Yeah I feel lucky coming into this as somebody who is not a super fan

rafalafa
August 7th 2019
288 Comments


I'm in the "yup, this is Tool doing Tool and I like Tool therefore it's a good Tool song"-camp. I'm not sure why anyone would have expected them to do anything radically different. What would that even be anyway? Did people want them to go full-Grateful Dead or swing the other way and go full-Meshuggah? I don't understand Tool super-fans, they honestly perplex me. It's as bad as Rick and Morty stans.

Scoot
August 7th 2019
22205 Comments


full meshuggah would have been dope

Storm In A Teacup
August 7th 2019
45783 Comments


this band has obviously taken inspiration from Limp Bizkit and their glorious riffage of the 2010s

McMegaMountain
August 7th 2019
294 Comments


Pretty sure Tool super-fans are the ones that don't want them to change their sound at all.

BigBlob
August 7th 2019
5864 Comments


"this band has obviously taken inspiration from Limp Bizkit and their glorious riffage of the 2010s"

disco elephants is going to piss all over this album.... one day 😢



Pulyx
August 7th 2019
64 Comments


Tool has been mellowing out for the past 20 years. How is this news for people?
I like it. The first singles are never my favorite songs in their albums. I'm sure it gets better.

Tyler.
August 7th 2019
19021 Comments


yeah guys this shouldnt be a shock to anyone

withateethuh
August 7th 2019
388 Comments


Tool is just a Chevelle ripoff

Relinquished
August 7th 2019
48751 Comments


^ fuckin TRUTH

TheSpirit
Emeritus
August 7th 2019
30304 Comments


i think all ya'll "this is tool they sound like xxxx and do xxxxx" muthafuckas should get together and iron some things out b/c ya'll all saying different things lol

Relinquished
August 7th 2019
48751 Comments


this is tool on wine

Zackkkk
August 7th 2019
186 Comments


Surprisingly, Maynard kind of brings this song down a bit. His vocals are just boring and drawn out the whole track. The first verse is nice, but everything else seems kind of half assed to me. One of his specialties is coming up with catchy vocal hooks amongst complex rhythms and that’s just not the case here. I’m sure it’ll grow a bit in me though. Still very much looking forward to the album.

Scoot
August 7th 2019
22205 Comments


he needs to hit high notes or he pretty much just phones it in most of the time

Scoot
August 7th 2019
22205 Comments


you can 100% tell the rest of the album was written first and then he just wrote some lyrics and slapped vocals onto it after the fact. i don’t think he was a major part of the writing process

guitarded_chuck
August 7th 2019
18070 Comments


this is what happens when maynard listens to joe rogan and takes CBD

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


I have a feeling some of you guys are going to rate this album more negatively at first just because of the 13 year build up

Tb1114
August 7th 2019
733 Comments


I don't mind this.
If that's the album cover though it's definitely the lamest one they've got, however.

guitarded_chuck
August 7th 2019
18070 Comments


yeah this will be a classic mx "it grew on me" album

Scoot
August 7th 2019
22205 Comments


im gonna say this will have a 4.3 average for a while and then eventually settle at around 3.8 or 3.9

SpiritCrusher2
August 7th 2019
6370 Comments


sounds like old Tool, but using only like 30% potential. very uninspired, drawn out and directionless

brainmelter
Contributing Reviewer
August 7th 2019
8329 Comments


Blows


lxxwj
August 7th 2019
25 Comments


the irony of a really safe tool song being titled "fear inoculum" is too good not to mention, tho

StreetlightRock
August 7th 2019
4016 Comments


The band sound bored. It's not bad, and the chanty bits around 3:15 are probs the most interesting moments here.

gotsthedewsdood
August 7th 2019
754 Comments


Was really liking the first verse, but it feels like nothing was accomplished in the ensuing seven minutes.

Thalassic
August 7th 2019
5738 Comments


I sounds like Tool so I'm buying anyway.

wwf
August 7th 2019
7198 Comments


This is good u meanies

SteakByrnes
August 7th 2019
29836 Comments


This was very okay

Tyler.
August 7th 2019
19021 Comments


comment on my list instead thanks

skudboi
August 7th 2019
241 Comments


Good reintroduction. Maynard’s melodies are really cool especially the opening lines. It’s not amazing

Artuma
August 7th 2019
32773 Comments


absolutely gorgeous, song of the decade easily





didn't listen to it yet, though

Trifolium
August 7th 2019
39048 Comments


''directionless''
Exactly how I feel. It can work though, if the album focusses on that and flows nicely from idea to idea. The long duration of both album and songs hints at this too. But directionless is the main word here.

SlothcoreSam
August 7th 2019
6217 Comments


If the wheel ain't broke....
This could be an outtake off 10,000 days.
It's an awesome song, but after 13 years i was expecting something a little new, like Maynard autotuning his voice in trap stylings.


Aerisavion
August 7th 2019
3145 Comments


“This was very okay“

Pretty much by response. The solo at the end is cool and the drums have their moments, but it seems to lack that final punch in the face needed to finish things off.

Brabiz
August 7th 2019
2200 Comments


Sounds like the recent APC album with drums from Eulogy and a weightless guitar riff ripped straight from H or something off Lateralus.


Idk. I don’t think i can handle over an hour of this. Sad.

Storm In A Teacup
August 7th 2019
45783 Comments


Had a staff meeting today and played this in the background lmao

Relinquished
August 7th 2019
48751 Comments


lmao, someone at my wife's yoga center had it play there too

Chambered79
August 7th 2019
1032 Comments


Kinda dope song

withateethuh
August 7th 2019
388 Comments


I would like the cover more if the font was maybe tweaked to look less oh idk late 90s graphic design.

Danny is really carreying this band tho amirite

Storm In A Teacup
August 7th 2019
45783 Comments


Tool is a 90s band guys get over it

Dmax28
August 7th 2019
1277 Comments


I like it more than everything on 10,000 days aside from Vicarious and The Pot.

FadedSun
August 7th 2019
3196 Comments


After 13 years, there was zero chances people wouldn't be bitching about SOMETHING regarding this new album.

Larkinhill
August 7th 2019
7796 Comments


But Jambi is the best song off 10k Days. The Pot is the worst imo.

Source
August 7th 2019
19917 Comments


Right in Two

FadedSun
August 7th 2019
3196 Comments


"you can 100% tell the rest of the album was written first and then he just wrote some lyrics and slapped vocals onto it after the fact. i don’t think he was a major part of the writing process"

I mean, he basically said this in recent interviews. I don't think he's been part of the writing process since Lateralus. A lot of bands operate this way when they all live in different locations. Sending each other demo tapes and what not.

Funeralopolis
August 7th 2019
14586 Comments


I've listened to it a few times, very meh 3/5.

ian b
August 7th 2019
2175 Comments


tool/5

coleba
August 7th 2019
808 Comments


It seems like Maynard is decidedly the weakest member now. His lyrics have been pretty on the nose for a while now, with crotchety, banal offerings like Disillusioned. He seems to have thoroughly and purposefully disengaged from the creative process for at least two albums at this point, recording the vocals separately, which is not a good formula for emotive synchronicity. Such are the artistic consequences of a more comfortable life.

Also, new logo looks like a design Fear Factory would have rejected on the basis of it being too unoriginal.

DarkSideOfLucca
August 7th 2019
17607 Comments


I mean it's kind of hard to say he's the weakest when his vocal work on The Pot was some of the most impressive in the entire bands career. The notes he hits on that song are absolutely insane.

Also, agreed the lyrics were more straight forward on 10,000 Days, but I didn't find them to be any less engaging tbh

Makemebad35
August 7th 2019
1050 Comments


Bout damn time! And it's good.

PostMesmeric
August 7th 2019
779 Comments


I dig this track. Definitely getting Lateralus vibes, which is my favorite album by them. Looking forward to more.

Zackkkk
August 7th 2019
186 Comments


The two Rogan interviews Maynard has done are definitely worth a listen. He is very open about how Tool pretty much operates without him. He hardly ever sees the band and only comes in when they have a song written and recorded. He even admits frustration about how it took the other guys so long to finish the material, as if he’s been waiting years to put his vocals on it.

rhinocerosmilk
August 7th 2019
198 Comments


regressive rock

travisaurusrex
August 7th 2019
105 Comments


Today is a great day! Especially enjoying the later half of the song.

bananatossing
August 7th 2019
2331 Comments


Tool reached their peak somewhere between Aenima/Lateralus. Don't know what people are expecting from this band anymore, but this is good enough for me. I dig it.

bloc
August 7th 2019
70186 Comments


first

Egarran
August 7th 2019
34087 Comments


zeroth

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2019
26201 Comments


its great

ian b
August 7th 2019
2175 Comments


well, i mean, it's definitely tool alright

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2019
26201 Comments


"you can 100% tell the rest of the album was written first and then he just wrote some lyrics and slapped vocals onto it after the fact. i don’t think he was a major part of the writing process"

isn't this literally how its always been

FadedSun
August 7th 2019
3196 Comments


No. Maynard used to be apart of the writing process in the earlier albums. I think 10K days is when he was no longer contributing to the compositions.

Tw1ster
August 7th 2019
236 Comments


Maynard, Danny, Justin, and Adam pretty much carry this band. Not a weak performance between the four of them in this song. If anyone thinks Maynard doesn’t sound good here musta been out your mind

Tyler.
August 7th 2019
19021 Comments


here*

bloc
August 7th 2019
70186 Comments


I'm hoping he drops a lyric or two promoting his vintage wine

bloc
August 7th 2019
70186 Comments


I'm hoping he drops a lyric or two promoting his vintage wine

polyrhythm
August 7th 2019
2599 Comments


shit band

Tunaboy45
August 7th 2019
18429 Comments


that's definitely a tool song

Egarran
August 7th 2019
34087 Comments


people who even listened enough to make an opinion should be ashamed tbh

DoctorSpaghetti0
August 7th 2019
74 Comments


"Maynard, Danny, Justin, and Adam pretty much carry this band." - Tw1ster, 2019's premiere genius

Tyler.
August 7th 2019
19021 Comments


the 4 members of tool pretty much do all the work yeah

Tw1ster
August 7th 2019
236 Comments


It was on purpose I assure you haha. Sarcasm is tough to get through online

Tyler.
August 7th 2019
19021 Comments


bet


virpi
August 7th 2019
219 Comments


It's a decent song, but something is missing.

Tw1ster
August 7th 2019
236 Comments


No

Egarran
August 7th 2019
34087 Comments


You are both wrong.

Observer
Emeritus
August 7th 2019
9405 Comments


No big fan here but can definitely say that the other lead singles from their albums are way better than this.

Kompys2000
Emeritus
August 7th 2019
9467 Comments


Yeah like it's okay but it's sure as shit no "Schism".

Eons
August 7th 2019
3770 Comments


Just remember this is only 10 minutes out of 80. That has me at least excited. This was mediocre for Tool, though.

Also what the FUCK is that album art? Very lame album art compared to all the others. It looks like something out of MS Paint and from the 90's.

I was worried about the vocal mix on this album and this song leads me to believe it may be an ETE kind of mix which I think just sucks, bad. Vocals are too loud. It isn't mixed in. Just my hot take.

Larkinhill
August 7th 2019
7796 Comments


Couldn’t help myself and broke down to listen. I don’t know why the fuck people aren’t liking this! Just too much hype. This shit is fantastic. Great single choice for their return. Welcome back to the fold Tool! My opinion, this won’t be as good as Aenima and Lateralus, but will sit in third place in front of 10k Day’s, Undertow and Opiate. 4.5/5 for me.

Eons
August 7th 2019
3770 Comments


By the way, pretty hilarious if you go on Apple Music, it has all the songs listed as 3:00 long.

MotokoKusanagi
August 7th 2019
4290 Comments


this bangs, can't wait for the rest

wwf
August 7th 2019
7198 Comments


I mean if you compare this to the new APC album it's like night and day in terms of quality. That album sucked so hard

Faraudo
August 7th 2019
4637 Comments


It's a grower. The song was pretty good on first listen and it gets better.

Gmork89
August 8th 2019
8673 Comments


Yeah I like this song not sure why TOOL fans wouldn't love it, vocals and melodies are really awesome.

Feel like were going to finally see TOOL fans transcend to a new level of annoying when they let their ridiculous expectations ruin what is likely to be a very solid album when it doesn't instantly induce a DMT breakthrough.

Voltimand
August 8th 2019
1670 Comments


Sounds like the intro to a punchier, groovier song. I dig it though.

DaveTrane
August 8th 2019
644 Comments


Mixing/Mastering is not dat nice imho.

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
August 8th 2019
32043 Comments


Sounds like Tool, I dig it.

I'm happy to have them back.

MO
August 8th 2019
24022 Comments


re-listened on better speakers. enjoyed it much more, just some of Maynard's vox are not doing it for me. especially the bit at 7:35 or so. just...no

the instrumentals are on point though holy shit

Butkuiss
August 8th 2019
7067 Comments


This band hasn't done anything interesting since Lateralus and this album doesn't look to be any different.

Flugmorph
August 8th 2019
34300 Comments


this aint nuthin special yo

Tyler.
August 8th 2019
19021 Comments


the production is nice at the very least

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


This just gets better and better with each listen. 5/5. Head to head with the best stuff on 10k days, and mid tier Aenima and Lateralus quality.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


The drumming is fucking insane.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


Feel like were going to finally see TOOL fans transcend to a new level of annoying when they let their ridiculous expectations ruin what is likely to be a very solid album when it doesn't instantly induce a DMT breakthrough (2)

fsergi
August 8th 2019
6 Comments


trash as usual.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
August 8th 2019
70242 Comments


I didn't realize tablas could be gay

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


trash as usual

Lol that was pretty funny.

fsergi
August 8th 2019
6 Comments


this guy has one of the most horrid voices in music

ciregno
August 8th 2019
498 Comments


danny carey is getting up there in age, almost 60. how the hell is he still drumming like this?

Asdfp277
August 8th 2019
24334 Comments


can't wait for this to be ok

MO
August 8th 2019
24022 Comments


that riff at 8:45 needed to be extended like 4 more measures and used as the outro riff fuck

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


I don't want to burn it out...but...i......cant.........stop...............

Haha exactly. I told myself, ok I’ll let myself listen one more time and that is it! On my eighth listen. Same shit happened when they released Vicarious before 10k Days came out. Tried to restrain myself and failed miserably.

At any rate yeah, I really, really fucking love it.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


hat riff at 8:45 needed to be extended like 4 more measures and used as the outro riff fuck (2)

Fuck yes.

beefshoes
August 8th 2019
8443 Comments


The song was quite good honestly. It's Tool by the numbers for sure, but considering the backlash that'd probably follow anything otherwise, it's probably a smart choice, and it would be surprising if the album as a whole veered from that.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


I did the same thing with Vicarious lmao and I still love it today. Just...where's the crescendo? It leads into the next track, I have to believe that right

Same, same and it seems like it will/does.

drasticaction74
August 8th 2019
1943 Comments


13 years later and they rewrote Reflection wow

Pebster49
August 8th 2019
3023 Comments


Its awesome, can't wait for the rest

Static
August 8th 2019
61 Comments


I can't imagine how boring this band would be without danny carey

song's fine

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 8th 2019
10560 Comments


Song gets better with every listen.

I wish the heavy riff towards the end lasted more though

TheFantasticDangler
August 8th 2019
2059 Comments


SuRe SouNDs LiKe A ToOl SonG hurrrrr

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


It’s so fucking good. Not disappointed in the slightest, which is extremely impressive considering all the hype and build up for 13 damn years.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


I didn’t think I could get more excited about this album than I already was, but lo and behold....

Robert048
August 8th 2019
43 Comments


Fuck off, that was great. End.

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 8th 2019
10560 Comments


Last two minutes are heavy af damn

EclipseInYourEyes
August 8th 2019
1719 Comments


I just want this album to be released because the hype people build around it is unbearable

twlight
August 8th 2019
8853 Comments


Song rules. I think the album overall will be a nice addition to the discography. That's all I can ask for

JS19
August 8th 2019
7777 Comments


This was one of the most average songs I've heard all year and Took hype is ridiculous

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
August 8th 2019
26201 Comments


never heard of them :3

kalkwiese
August 8th 2019
10444 Comments


Took are overrated af though
Tool are way better tbh

Groundking
August 8th 2019
2280 Comments


I can't stop listening to it.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


I was trying to wait for the album, but gave in around lunch time and loved it. 4.5. Told myself I wouldn’t listen again but couldn’t resist and it became a hard 5 that second listen. I’ve listened nine more times since.

Larkinhill
August 8th 2019
7796 Comments


This was one of the most average songs I've heard all year

Lol yeah, ok buddy. This is just the epitome of average. Doubt these guys will ever hit it big, they’re just way too average.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
August 8th 2019
9830 Comments


"It's nice, but I must say I get major we've-heard-this-before vibes. I mean they still sound like they have for the past 20 years.

Tone/feel/chord progressions/drumming all sound like Lateralus/10,000 Days, but a little more free-flowing and unfocused, drawn out, without a clear direction."

Yep, I agree. The elements sound good, but it's pretty aimless.

Skash
August 8th 2019
22 Comments


this is so bad, wtf

garas
Staff Reviewer
August 8th 2019
8076 Comments


This not better than a 3/5. The last minute was way better than the rest...

Egarran
August 8th 2019
34087 Comments


There are so many avenues into commenting on this album, it's almost overwhelming. Like who do you want to troll? How angry or sad can you make people? Who do you put into a box of hopeless losers?
It would probably be people who listened to all of this.
And then did(n't) like it.
And then wrote a comment.
And then contemplated the new tool song reaction patterns.
And then veered into pretentious speculations.

Wubs
August 8th 2019
1211 Comments


Dang, oh well

FadedSun
August 8th 2019
3196 Comments


Song is an ear worm. Been stuck in my head all morning after one listen on my way to work.

JS19
August 8th 2019
7777 Comments


Took is a great name for a prog/folk metal band

JS19
August 8th 2019
7777 Comments


Also yeah song is average agreed

MotokoKusanagi
August 8th 2019
4290 Comments


ugh the ending is too good

also drums definitely remind me of reflection in the best way. feel like the track immediately after this one is going to be massive

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 8th 2019
10560 Comments


Carey = 🐐

TheGooseTavern
August 8th 2019
105 Comments


Now all the whining, entitled cry babies can stfu about new music, song kicks ass - a return to form.

Egarran
August 8th 2019
34087 Comments


"A return to form" will never not be a funny phrase.

Zackkkk
August 8th 2019
186 Comments


After numerous listens, I think the main issue is Maynard’s vocal melody on the chorus. It’s just not that memorable and kind of bland. If there was a big vocal hook, it would’ve made this song so much better because the music is great on the chorus. His lines during the verses are great though.

OZZGabriel
August 8th 2019
334 Comments


The deceiver says, he says...he says to me, he says, he says...

(Norm MacDonald fans will get that one)

EclipseInYourEyes
August 8th 2019
1719 Comments


my local record store says that the new album will be only available through a limited edition CD version for 70 euros at first. Vinyl is planned later this year. Have fun, fans!

FadedSun
August 8th 2019
3196 Comments


That CD version comes with a bunch of crap. A 4" HD rechargeable screen that has some exclusive video on it, a speaker, some 36 page art book. I'm not going to get it myself, because I don't need more junk in my apartment that I'll only use once, but I'm definitely curious about it. I'll go digital, then wait for the vinyl to come out.

Thalassic
August 8th 2019
5738 Comments


70 euros? Lol
Much as I am a fan of the band's previous work, I'm gonna sit this one out until they release a regular version.

alamo
August 8th 2019
5574 Comments


by far the best thing they have put out in 13 years..

Deez
August 8th 2019
10328 Comments


Dont tell anyone but....shhhhh.....quietly

this is average af

Asdfp277
August 8th 2019
24334 Comments


"by far the best thing they have put out in 13 years"

lmao

Mabbitt
August 8th 2019
1831 Comments


Feel like were going to finally see TOOL fans transcend to a new level of annoying when they let their ridiculous expectations ruin what is likely to be a very solid album when it doesn't instantly induce a DMT breakthrough [3]


Daisy99
August 8th 2019
141 Comments


didnt hear this yet but why did their go from their kinda aged but still nice logo to this 90s post grunge band bs

Asdfp277
August 8th 2019
24334 Comments


it's not 90s post grunge it's 2000-2010s progressive rock font

like devin townsend

Daisy99
August 8th 2019
141 Comments


oh god i just remembered that dream theater album so yea i stand corrected

RolyPoly
August 9th 2019
528 Comments


Cant wait to 1.0 this

RolyPoly
August 9th 2019
528 Comments


Ok but if I get banned I'm telling jom it was your guys idea

Asdfp277
August 9th 2019
24334 Comments


think of jom dude :c

slikphuk
August 9th 2019
617 Comments


cant fucking wait for this

RolyPoly
August 9th 2019
528 Comments


WWJD

What would jomboi do

slikphuk
August 9th 2019
617 Comments


This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion.


Egarran
August 9th 2019
34087 Comments


I have taught my neurons to treat pain as a slight tickle. So I'm alwyas chuckling.

Egarran
August 9th 2019
34087 Comments


Whatever words you need to put on this are fine.

Asdfp277
August 9th 2019
24334 Comments


will IS synapses

Egarran
August 9th 2019
34087 Comments


Is this gatekeeping?

Egarran
August 9th 2019
34087 Comments


Is that a deflection?

botb
August 9th 2019
17883 Comments


On second listen I didn’t dislike this as much but the snare still sounds awful and the first three minutes are absolutely unnecessary

KevinKC
August 9th 2019
1274 Comments


Underwhelming.




AcidCaravan
August 9th 2019
503 Comments


Great song, it actually grew on me but...there is some deja-vu.

gsboomie
August 9th 2019
7 Comments


As a massive Tool fan I'm happy that they still sound as good as they did years ago. Danny's performance on here is particularly great. That being said, I'm glad this is the opener. The end is pretty explosive and great, but I'm hoping for some more hard hitting moments and more experimentation from their previous work on the rest of the album. Great comeback though.

travisaurusrex
August 9th 2019
105 Comments


Song gets better with each consecutive listen

Larkinhill
August 9th 2019
7796 Comments



Song gets better with each consecutive listen

Agreed hard.

Djang0
August 9th 2019
880 Comments


Song is decent but I hope the band hasn’t forgotten that a HUGE part of their sound and the reason why so much of their music is great, is ENERGY. We don’t need 80 minutes of Reflection and The Patient no matter how cerebral it is (those songs are fantastic mind you).

Asdfp277
August 9th 2019
24334 Comments


underwhelming [2], it's ok but that's it

Wubs
August 9th 2019
1211 Comments


Sounds pretty unfocused

Wubs
August 9th 2019
1211 Comments


As a whole.

Asdfp277
August 9th 2019
24334 Comments


aimless, maybe?

Dylan620
August 9th 2019
5870 Comments


Perfectly put Djang0

Egarran
August 9th 2019
34087 Comments


Succinctly supported Dylan620

DeadGuy
August 9th 2019
1198 Comments


Definitely just Tool, nothing crazy. No one cares about people crying about the price on the internet, it's still going to go platinum, so just pirate it. I know piracy is an unpopular opinion, but will always have the stance that piracy helps artists.

Asdfp277
August 9th 2019
24334 Comments


piracy's an unpopular opinion?

Egarran
August 10th 2019
34087 Comments


Not among us communists.

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


:0

0:

Let
August 10th 2019
1910 Comments


Might as well of called the song Innocuous, buncha plinky plonky

Taoboxer9
August 10th 2019
207 Comments


Sounds better than anything off 10k Days. I'm cautiously optimistic.

teamster
August 10th 2019
6236 Comments


I like the song - it sounds like Tool - but the mixing and production a bit different.

travisaurusrex
August 10th 2019
105 Comments


8:12
"Unveil now
Lift away
I see you running
Deceiver chased away
A long time coming"

I think this song is leading into something phenomenal :D

Sowing
Moderator
August 10th 2019
43955 Comments


finally listened to this

it's pretty damn good; sounds like a basic Tool track but a strong one at that...love the guitar tone and Maynard's vocals

Confessed2005
August 10th 2019
5572 Comments


Yeah this is great.

Tyler.
August 10th 2019
19021 Comments


This has guitar drums bass and vocals! It has everything !

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


it sure does !

nol
August 10th 2019
12087 Comments


Truly groundbreaking

Eakflanderyof
August 10th 2019
5475 Comments


"piracy helps artists"

It doesnt

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


damb

Deez
August 10th 2019
10328 Comments


What if youre an ACTUAL Pirate. Hold up another ship. Cut off some heads and shoot some peg legs then Take ALL the gold...then give it to the artists?

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


fuck the artists

Deez
August 10th 2019
10328 Comments


even better

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


lol

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


maynard outta be in drag tho

Aerisavion
August 10th 2019
3145 Comments


Keep coming back to the end solo. Aside from that I’m struggling to get into this as much as previous favourites.

Probably still love the album though fuck sake Maynard help

Egarran
August 10th 2019
34087 Comments


"Readers and artists, those are my kind. But you ladies keep fucking the Conservative guys; yep, keep fuckin' the Tories, fuckin' the Republicans, these bull-neck, bulging-vein, fuckin' bur-cut water-head fucking idiots, you keep fucking 'em. Two-inch piggly-wiggly dicks, prolly can't even put 'em in you one time before they come. 'Ugh-uhhh, sorry honey. {{snores}}' Yeah, and then we see you on Donahue and Opera, you know, years from now going, 'I wish my husband would eat me more, make love to me better.' Hey, fuck it, you chose him, sorry, you had the artist who wanted to eat your butthole for dinner, but no. You chose Conservative Mr Bank Account. Well fuck off! Get in the tub and fucking raise your legs under the water. There! There! There's your fucking love! Let the poets jack off in circles in the woods! You get stuck with piggly-wiggly bur-cut two-inch pecker! Fuck it ... fuck the artist! That is your job! Fuck artist; find a flute player, someone who can use his fingers and his tounge! Fuck artist! ONLY! 'Uhh, I'm an accountant at Western & Western; I'm a lawyer...' NO!! You're now a jack-off king! I'm fucking a street musician over you! A guy who I can reside my buttocks on his face." -Hicks

Asdfp277
August 10th 2019
24334 Comments


uh

Aerisavion
August 10th 2019
3145 Comments


I have no idea

Source
August 10th 2019
19917 Comments


Thought provoking stuff

SlothcoreSam
August 10th 2019
6217 Comments


New song is the top Tool song on Spotify with 2.88 million listens. Schism 2nd, the Pot 3rd. All are close though

Egarran
August 11th 2019
34087 Comments


That Fuck Artists bit didn't receive the applause I expected. Yall must be conservatives.

Asdfp277
August 11th 2019
24334 Comments


it's just a lot of words and i can't read

Egarran
August 11th 2019
34087 Comments


Even more reason to fuck artists. They rarely have formal expectations.

FadedSun
August 11th 2019
3196 Comments


Bill Hicks quote was kind of random, and I didn't understand the context of it being posted here, other than that Tool respected Hicks.

Egarran
August 11th 2019
34087 Comments


artis said 'fuck artists'

kalkwiese
August 11th 2019
10444 Comments


yea, because art is war

Larkinhill
August 11th 2019
7796 Comments




"Readers and artists, those are my kind. But you ladies keep fucking the Conservative guys; yep, keep fuckin' the Tories, fuckin' the Republicans, these bull-neck, bulging-vein, fuckin' bur-cut water-head fucking idiots, you keep fucking 'em. Two-inch piggly-wiggly dicks, prolly can't even put 'em in you one time before they come. 'Ugh-uhhh, sorry honey. {{snores}}' Yeah, and then we see you on Donahue and Opera, you know, years from now going, 'I wish my husband would eat me more, make love to me better.' Hey, fuck it, you chose him, sorry, you had the artist who wanted to eat your butthole for dinner, but no. You chose Conservative Mr Bank Account. Well fuck off! Get in the tub and fucking raise your legs under the water. There! There! There's your fucking love! Let the poets jack off in circles in the woods! You get stuck with piggly-wiggly bur-cut two-inch pecker! Fuck it ... fuck the artist! That is your job! Fuck artist; find a flute player, someone who can use his fingers and his tounge! Fuck artist! ONLY! 'Uhh, I'm an accountant at Western & Western; I'm a lawyer...' NO!! You're now a jack-off king! I'm fucking a street musician over you! A guy who I can reside my buttocks on his face." -Hicks

Clap-clap-clap.

Eons
August 12th 2019
3770 Comments


pretty hilarious seeing Tool all over the streaming charts surrounded by nothing but pop and r&b music.

i'm glad this album will be 80 minutes long. hopefully there's some lateralus type stuff going on. i like stuff like reflection/disposition/triad, etc. long largely instrumental songs.

Egarran
August 12th 2019
34087 Comments


Thank you larkin.

Not that I've ever been averse to fucking girl artists, but for some strange reason the opportunity rarely arose.
I think there may be a lack of equality in this area.

Flugmorph
August 12th 2019
34300 Comments


https://youtu.be/Lpe3M1lCTyk

the only reaction video that ma'ers

Egarran
August 12th 2019
34087 Comments


I made it 32 seconds in.

withateethuh
August 12th 2019
388 Comments


This would be better without maynard tbh. Its kinda sad how diminished his range is but also his vocal style has never been particularly easy on the vocal chords. That and he just sounds so unenthusiastic between this and APC.

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 12th 2019
10560 Comments


Nah


Asdfp277
August 12th 2019
24334 Comments


how can u tell his range diminished in a single song

EclipseInYourEyes
August 14th 2019
1719 Comments


after listening to this, I got the same picture of Tool like before: It just doesn't click with me. Can someone please tell me the appeal of Tool?
but the intro is sweet btw

xenochrist15
August 14th 2019
71 Comments


Boring is about the only word needed for this track.

Egarran
August 14th 2019
34087 Comments


> Can someone please tell me the appeal of Tool?

It's really good music and sometimes the lyrics are kind of deep or relatable.

DungeonBoy
August 14th 2019
9726 Comments


Egarran shedding light on why good music is good

Egarran
August 14th 2019
34087 Comments


I have honed my analytical skills for decades.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
August 15th 2019
70242 Comments


you definitely have the sort of pretentious armchair philosopher vibe going on that "intellectuals" who revere Tool often posture up

Asdfp277
August 15th 2019
24334 Comments


wow

Egarran
August 15th 2019
34087 Comments


Pots doesn't even realize I read him like a picture book.

Here we're clearly seeing him compensate for a low self-esteem. Instead of looking inward to fix the problems, he projects negative energy outside.
Unfortunately for him, this will only dig his hole deeper.

But we're ready with a ladder any time you need it, Potsy 😙

Wubs
August 15th 2019
1211 Comments


Perhaps more of an armchair psychologist?

Egarran
August 15th 2019
34087 Comments


Armchair *academic discipline*, really.

I can be annoying in many areas.

BigBlob
August 15th 2019
5864 Comments


people that like tool are the sort of people that tell you they like tool despite the fact no one asked them what bands they like

BigBlob
August 15th 2019
5864 Comments


got em

DungeonBoy
August 15th 2019
9726 Comments


The music equivalent of crossfitters and vegans?

Relinquished
August 15th 2019
48751 Comments


more like californian yogis and and new age scent crafters

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 15th 2019
10560 Comments


The haters are more than the fanboys these days

Thalassic
August 15th 2019
5738 Comments


"The haters are more than the fanboys these days"

Seriously, I see way more people complaining about the "obsessive Tool freaks" than I actually see those "obsessive Tool freaks" they speak of. I'm almost starting to think it's an imaginary narrative.

benkim
August 15th 2019
4813 Comments


They've been almost as obnoxious as the people they speak of.

naturalistic2
August 24th 2019
187 Comments


Great musical composition. But it's a little too polished and safe for my liking.

Toondude10
August 25th 2019
15186 Comments


album leaked

DarkNoctus
August 25th 2019
12208 Comments


and it's really, really good

Toondude10
August 25th 2019
15186 Comments


it's really, really boring tbh

dathvada321
August 25th 2019
1974 Comments


Hard disagree Toondude.

Egarran
August 25th 2019
34087 Comments


Brace yourselves for months of this^

bananatossing
August 25th 2019
2331 Comments


"Seriously, I see way more people complaining about the "obsessive Tool freaks" than I actually see those "obsessive Tool freaks" they speak of. I'm almost starting to think it's an imaginary narrative."

Oh, come on. I love Tool, they are awesome but most Tool fans are insufferable. Pretty sure the band members recognize this as well.

Brabiz
August 26th 2019
2200 Comments


Jeez this album is a chore. Why is this 80 minutes? It’s basically one slow drawn out song. This is awful.

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
August 26th 2019
26593 Comments


worst thing i've heard all year

FadedSun
August 26th 2019
3196 Comments


Exaggeration of the year

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


So im not a tool fan but I respect them for their influence and theyre clearly not shit they just dont really move me in anyway. STILL i went into this with an open mind and JESUS it is BORING. And thats one thing ive never really found them to be despite what I just said. Really average.

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


thanks maynard

Dmax28
August 26th 2019
1277 Comments


^^ Tool fan exhibit A

Pikazilla
August 26th 2019
29797 Comments


Sint isn't far from the truth though

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


wow

Pikazilla
August 26th 2019
29797 Comments


Also, is that dude Aiwaz? Reported just in case it's him.

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


wow

Pikazilla
August 26th 2019
29797 Comments


Sorry, Aiwaz, but Tool are basically progressive nu metal and that ain't a compliment.

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


progressive nu metal sounds great tbh

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


My everyday fear is being so far up a bands ass you have to pass mediorce as great

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


'Whatever. I guess people have a very low attention span after waiting for this album for a long time.'

The epitome of 'You dont get it bro this is too deep for you'

I listen to music FAR more complex and needing of patience than fucking Tool

This is the hilarity of the Tool fanbase for me they think theyre listening to some fucked up rare 70s psych that only a select few 'get' yet theyre massive and also massive among a sea of mongoloids. Its also the hilarity of the 'Mainstream' metal head. They have a checklist of slayer ,pantera, anthrax etc and then Tool is their Mahivishnu Orchestra/Crimson their 'Out there' band or some shit because metal hammer says so too. gtfo.


Toondude10
August 26th 2019
15186 Comments


I prefer the new Skillet album over Fear Inoculum

Pikazilla
August 26th 2019
29797 Comments


What deezer geezer said.

Thalassic
August 26th 2019
5738 Comments


Deezer is on the money tbh
I love Tool, but the fact that maniacs out there regard them as the deepest art ever created as well as the be all end all of progressive metal cracks me up

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


[4]

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


For real like Ive actually listened to a lot of tool the last few months , well maybe each album twice, seeing if it finally clicked but barring some brief moments i just dont feel it and thats what musics about huh? I get the love to be honest, Theyre a great band and I can see WHY people would love them and like what they do but the thinking that if you dont like them its because you just dont 'get it' is so ridiculously pretentious. I went into this record with no ill feelings towards the band and no love either and just found it incredibly inane. Ill still give it a few whirls incase something clicks and some closer listens but hugely underwhelming for me.

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


lmao

Thalassic
August 26th 2019
5738 Comments


MajikMusic28 you seem to be lost, let me help you

I
I
I
I
V

https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


Lmao

Do i need to listen to to Justin Biebers last record 5 times before realising its shite?

Youre the EXACT type of tool fan were talking about. Instantly triggered if someone doesnt agree they are from another dimension.

So far I said it was Boring, average, and underwhelming OF COURSE you can hear all those things on a first listen of ANY record. Difference is Id be willing to change my mind where you cult of Maynard jokers couldnt possibly do so.

It was already an 'all time great record' before you heard a single note

Tyler.
August 26th 2019
19021 Comments


im n ot like other girls

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


it's an alright band agreed

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


Am going in again. Will report back.

Asdfp277
August 26th 2019
24334 Comments


skip the interludes

Relinquished
August 26th 2019
48751 Comments


deezer’s a champ

fanboys will be fanboys

Relinquished
August 26th 2019
48751 Comments


yea true but who cares

MO
August 26th 2019
24022 Comments


"and I can see WHY people would love them and like what they do but the thinking that if you dont like them its because you just dont 'get it' is so ridiculously pretentious"

this is perfect tbh. so glad I can just listen to them to enjoy them and not think they're the second coming or something

Tyler.
August 26th 2019
19021 Comments


i must not be well read enough for this band then

Deez
August 26th 2019
10328 Comments


Damn these illiterate ears

Skoj
August 27th 2019
1885 Comments


still better than Opeth's Heritage.

Thalassic
August 27th 2019
5738 Comments


"Their music is for a more literate ear."

I too only enjoy a Tool record while I'm wearing a satin robe and sipping a glass of Château Cheval Blanc.

budgie
August 27th 2019
35684 Comments


"Their music is for a more literate ear."
wat

budgie
August 27th 2019
35684 Comments


btw this sucks

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


"still better than Opeth's Heritage."

they're kinda on the same level

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
August 27th 2019
26593 Comments


i would have thought skrewdriver were more your thing whiteprideworldwide?

oltnabrick
August 27th 2019
40674 Comments


dmt time

Deez
August 27th 2019
10328 Comments


Danny is a phenomenal drummer indeed. I think they are a massively talented band which amazes me even more how mundane,by the numbers and run of the mill this lifeless record is.
Honestly. Its DULL really DULL its like a Tool cover band doing a really good impression of tool but without any new or different ideas. Like theyre writing theyre own tool tracks. Seriously 13 years whatever for this, I could have wrote this in 2 and I dont play any instruments.

Why isnt this on the database so I can 2.5 this shit. Im done. And it only took me TWO whirls ( Ill finish this last 20 mins of tedium)

Relinquished
August 27th 2019
48751 Comments


aight time to shut another down

TheSpaceMan
August 27th 2019
13614 Comments


"I love Tool, but the fact that maniacs out there regard them as the deepest art ever created..."

yeah thats embarrassing

"...as well as the be all end all of progressive metal cracks me up"

oh wait no, they are for sure the be all end all of prog metal

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


stop that

TheSpaceMan
August 27th 2019
13614 Comments


theres like 5 good prog metal bands anyways

Tyler.
August 27th 2019
19021 Comments


yeah and kylie minogue is the best one

Relinquished
August 27th 2019
48751 Comments


hell yea she is

TheSpaceMan
August 27th 2019
13614 Comments


no doubt i concede

Deez
August 27th 2019
10328 Comments


'The locomotion > All of This

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 27th 2019
10560 Comments


Solid thread

Valkoor952
August 27th 2019
4818 Comments


Jesus christ, people in this thread going off on a Tool fanboy and pretending most of the fanbase is like that is incredible in its own right. Every fanbase of every major piece of art has a select number of insufferable retards but as someone mentioned so far in this thread: I rarely see people being obsessively annoying about tool and I see more people obsessively pointing out how annoying Tool fans are. Pretending Tool fans are the only fans that worship their band to such a level while most other fanbases are level-headed is so fucking preposterous it's unreal.

veninblazer
August 27th 2019
16839 Comments


what the hell happened to the fear inoculum page

Deez
August 27th 2019
10328 Comments


' I rarely see people being obsessively annoying about tool '


Arf!! Good one

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


tryna think of a recent experience with an annoying fanboy of any musician/band other than tool, can't think of one

"Pretending Tool fans are the only fans that worship their band to such a level"

who said that

Valkoor952
August 27th 2019
4818 Comments


"You must avoid any encounters with Radiohead fans then"

Deez
August 27th 2019
10328 Comments


I do

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


as a matter of fact, i haven't been in the new tom yorke song thread, so i guess ur right

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


i don't even know how to spell his name right lmao

Pikazilla
August 27th 2019
29797 Comments


Valkoor952, the local sput straw man expert

Radiohead worshippers are annoying af too

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 27th 2019
10560 Comments


People who spend half their time shitting on bands they dont like are equally annoying

Frippertronics
Emeritus
August 27th 2019
19513 Comments


ok

Egarran
August 27th 2019
34087 Comments


It's true though. Look at all those sad naysayers. They actually spend time to go out in public and compromise their name with some desperate failure narrative, when they could just relax and enjoy the music.

Don't they realize that when this album turns out to be a good Tool album, that their names are up there, forever marking them as silly subhumans?

I could actually give you a comprehensive psychological analysis of the motives and agenda behind such negative and infantile behavior, but it should be plain for everyone to see that it is tightly connected to a sub-average penis size.

Pikazilla
August 27th 2019
29797 Comments


The mere thought of a Pikachu having a penis terrifies me.

Egarran
August 27th 2019
34087 Comments


If you know the surprised pikachu meme, you know its circumference.

Pikazilla
August 27th 2019
29797 Comments


That's a fucking crazy penis-to-body ratio.

Egarran
August 27th 2019
34087 Comments


A brave statement.

Pikazilla
August 27th 2019
29797 Comments


https://cdn.drawception.com/drawings/awA5568vrT.png

tacos n stuff
August 27th 2019
3181 Comments


new album was solid, fear inoc was like the worst track on the album so that was at least a nice surprise
predicting a hard 3.5 cumulative avg when the dust settles

rafalafa
August 27th 2019
288 Comments


Finished the album. Solid 3.4 from me. Sticking with my original prediction of a 3.2 average.

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


predict at least a 3.5 avg as well

TheSpaceMan
August 27th 2019
13614 Comments


Fear Inoculum is top 2 on the album

Asdfp277
August 27th 2019
24334 Comments


edit: nvm i misread the comment

Pikazilla
August 27th 2019
29797 Comments


3.2, here we go

LunaticSoul
August 28th 2019
2403 Comments


3.5 max 3.7

better than undertow, I'm ok with this

FadedSun
August 28th 2019
3196 Comments


How do you even say something like "It's a solid 3.4" where the hell does the .4 even come from? Why not say 3.5?

Asdfp277
August 28th 2019
24334 Comments


cuz it's a tad worse than ur 3.5s but better than ur 3.3s

MO
August 28th 2019
24022 Comments


i'm far from a tool fanboy but the people who are 1'ing it out of spite are so sad lol

sixdegrees
August 28th 2019
13127 Comments


all 4 of them

rockandmetaljunkie
August 28th 2019
9621 Comments


can't wait for the first sputnik review to drop

Asdfp277
August 28th 2019
24334 Comments


i'm sad rn, brb gotta 1 fi

MO
August 28th 2019
24022 Comments


"all 4 of them"

ha just wait

Egarran
August 29th 2019
34087 Comments


*Popcorn*
We need that juicy antagonism.

When you're enjoying a Tool song, a little voice goes 'this seems to piss the subhumans off' and I find it improves the experience.

Toondude10
August 30th 2019
15186 Comments


I'm surprised that the site hasn't been completely caked in reviews for this thing yet

JWT155
August 30th 2019
14957 Comments


Me too, with the leak, I was expecting a handful already that would need to be taken down.



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