SputRoyale 2021: Ballots OPEN

2021-08-21 by JohnnyoftheWell STAFF | 80 Comments
Hello and WELCOME TO SPUTROYALE 2021.

After a successful debut last year, we are overjoyed to announce that Sputnik's battle-of-the-bands elimination tournament has been renewed for a second season. This year's contest is brought to you by an new, highly qualified committee, comprised of such backstreet boy heroes as: Aberf, dedex, JesperL, JohnnyoftheWell, JustJoe, minushuman24, Pangea and Pheromone.

For those who weren't around or don't remember last year, think of the same form as March Madness, but for certified Sputcore artists. Watch your (least) favourite bands go to head as the site collective shows the worst version of itself for all to see. Last year brought us such classics as:

Converge vs. Radiohead 29-26
Carly Rae Jepsen vs. Emperor (21-20)
Opeth vs. Kate Bush (20-21)
Women vs. Paramore (20-15)

The tournament was won by PINK FLOYD who have ascended to the hall of fame and will not compete this year.

However, we need YOUR HELP to narrow things down a little further: please let us know which of your favourite artists we should include, and which acts from last year should be scrapped! Please hit us up on the following Google Form, where you can find a full list of former competitors. Thanks in advance for your jolly cooperation; we look forward to seeing you raise HELL at a later stage!

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/8WSGuLK7pcJH9eRT8

Tagged: Pink Floyd

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JesperL
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
5475 Comments


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


link is broke

Pangea
August 21st 2021
10540 Comments


!!!!!!!!!!

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


link is now good

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


WOOOOOOfuck

damn, sorry fish - hope that's okay for you now!!

g40st
August 21st 2021
917 Comments


Rigged.

Demon of the Fall
August 21st 2021
33876 Comments


How many artists does this eventually get narrowed down to?

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


Defame the committee's honour one more time and Grimes will be against Deftones in round 1

Demon at the *moment* we're going with a conventional 128, which means a lot of cuts to last year, but also we want to introduce a lot of new blood to avoid repeating the same sets of showdowns, so big shakeups are good shakeups probably.

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


there was no at the drive-in or joy division damn

Aberf
August 21st 2021
3986 Comments


i want deftones vs ariana grande

Demon of the Fall
August 21st 2021
33876 Comments


ATD-I are a staple, come on lads.

Pikazilla
August 21st 2021
29778 Comments


Pls make a hall of shame list consisting of users who nominated pop punk artists

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


taylor swift can go. soz sowing

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


and yeah, we definitely missed a lot of artists out - ATD-I and Joy Division are both good shouts, any nu-sputcore from the last couple of years is v welcome too

Pikazilla
August 21st 2021
29778 Comments


So can corey taylor projects

Sorry angry 12 yos

Pheromone
August 21st 2021
21413 Comments


there was no dry cleaning now what the fuck

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


pleasantly surprised at some of the other inclusions although they have no chance

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


"So can corey taylor projects"

there is no slipknot though. I had to suggest it

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
August 21st 2021
26592 Comments


100 gecs

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


hold up, I think the list of last year's artists might be slightly inaccurate. updating rn

EDIT: updated and finalised, my bad!

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
5475 Comments


"Pls make a hall of shame list consisting of users who nominated pop punk artists"
plz pull the list of good bands to use from pika's 1s plz

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


he is legend is no longer there reee

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


yeah I think someone voted for them in the original ballot but we decided against them in the last minute but our records were flakey, which was why they were on the list i copypasted to that spreadsheet whoops

anarchistfish
August 21st 2021
30329 Comments


who did i vote for again. you can take ATDI out and add them

g40st
August 21st 2021
917 Comments


Gonna need the My Pillow guy to certify the results before I believe it.

Egarran
August 21st 2021
34072 Comments


Dammit I had successfully repressed that PF won 2021

What an embarrassment that was

Pheromone
August 21st 2021
21413 Comments


what does lucozade really taste like, what is the flavour

Colton
August 21st 2021
15293 Comments


if Sweet Trip is not in it this time there will be consequences

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


if you really loved Sweet Trip, you'd want them a million miles away from this

Pheromone
August 21st 2021
21413 Comments


that is not the attitude to have

botulist
August 21st 2021
751 Comments


can't be arsed to click the link, someone nominate good shit like tom waits or john coltrane or mingus or something.

Avagantamos
August 21st 2021
8926 Comments


Pls make a hall of shame list consisting of users who nominated pop punk artists [2]
and anyone who suggested eminem

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
60476 Comments


The process is strictly confidential and no personal information will be leaked

...unless you voted for Tool, in which anything's fair game

Storm In A Teacup
August 21st 2021
45780 Comments


hopesfall

Storm In A Teacup
August 21st 2021
45780 Comments


i also second hopesfall

LeddSledd
August 21st 2021
7444 Comments


pink floyd will win again and transcend years to prove the superiority of boomercore

Egarran
August 21st 2021
34072 Comments


idk I think it's Beatles' turn

Pangea
August 21st 2021
10540 Comments


if btbam beats a band i care about, i will cancel the site

evilford
August 21st 2021
64326 Comments


Ulcerate

anat
Contributing Reviewer
August 21st 2021
5755 Comments


pls no tool or opeth

Egarran
August 21st 2021
34072 Comments


I feel I can offer you a pretty safe guarantee that it wont be Tool

Nikkolae
August 21st 2021
6662 Comments


be me: "lets see which artists were in last year"

opeth, converge, brand new, death, thrice...

"goddamit sputnik"

CaliggyJack
August 21st 2021
10040 Comments


"The process is strictly confidential and no personal information will be leaked

...unless you voted for Autechre, in which anything's fair game"

ftfy

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
August 21st 2021
4871 Comments


John Coltrane, because I remember zero jazz artists on the ballot last year

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 22nd 2021
60476 Comments


Iirc there was virtually zero demand for jazz artists last yr, but by all means put an end to that!

dedex
Staff Reviewer
August 22nd 2021
12788 Comments


yeet

Parallels
August 22nd 2021
10146 Comments


>previous submissions: opeth, converge, deftones, btbam

gee wow you dont say

just ban all these guys lol

Egarran
August 23rd 2021
34072 Comments


The Killers are purest sputcore now

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 23rd 2021
60476 Comments


all received data on the Killers is strictly confidential

but it's there.

Egarran
August 23rd 2021
34072 Comments


They would be a worthy successor to Pink Floyd.

Squiggly
August 23rd 2021
1263 Comments


I thought Unwound won the last royale??

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 23rd 2021
60476 Comments


recap of last year's final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M69ogSZ6kHI

Pheromone
August 23rd 2021
21413 Comments


johnny rigged it to impress roger waters pass it on

Sniff
August 23rd 2021
8067 Comments


Ulcerate

FellHanded
August 23rd 2021
591 Comments


Paysage driver

Trifolium
August 24th 2021
39031 Comments


!!!!!!!
Voted


Demon of the Fall
August 24th 2021
33876 Comments


I want to vote but I'm a) not sure where to start, or b) if I actually want artists I enjoy involved in this.

Trifolium
August 24th 2021
39031 Comments


b) is very relatable.

Egarran
August 24th 2021
34072 Comments


yup I am fragile person, b) is why I must take breaks from SOTD

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 24th 2021
60476 Comments


diva / ars / fogza basically have war crimes hanging over them at this point

hope they all vote in this

Lord(e)Po)))ts
August 24th 2021
70242 Comments


"Grimes will be against Deftones"

Woof

demigod!
August 24th 2021
49613 Comments


Carly Rae Jepsen vs. Emperor kek

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 30th 2021
60476 Comments


update: your ballots have been read and (selectively) reflected upon.

round 1 will be up in the near future

be sad and fearful and such

Pikazilla
August 30th 2021
29778 Comments


who won

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 30th 2021
60476 Comments


are you asking me to leak data (bc i will but only if you're asking)

Trifolium
August 30th 2021
39031 Comments


!!!
YES
Pika is!

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
60476 Comments


Ok uh are you ready

Egarran
August 31st 2021
34072 Comments


Qui tacet consentit

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
60476 Comments


Woke - uh! I m-m-mean_ _ _ _

Most voted-for artists:

1. 100 gecs
2=. Isis / ​Hopesfall
4=. Talking Heads / John Coltrane

Most voted-against artists:

1=. Opeth / Radiohead / Tool
4. Converge
5=. Btbam / Deafheaven / Lorde / Metallica / Nirvana / Paramore / Pink Floyd / Taylor Swift / The National / Women

having learnt our lessons from Brexit, this being an *advisory* ballot meant that we decided to ignore this shit whenever it was best ignored. sorry not sorry. HOWEVER that there were a *lot* of suggested artists who were interesting or smart or funny and we ran with as many as we could, so thanks everyone who voted! Round 1 Group A should be up soooon

someone
Contributing Reviewer
August 31st 2021
6643 Comments


could you put up sample songs for every artist in the matchups so we don't have to search too hard for our own opinions when the lists go up?

Egarran
August 31st 2021
34072 Comments


Isis seems a logical choice.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
60476 Comments


Isis was one of the not many acts that were never up for debate whoops should probs have clarified that

@someone my someone, um that is almost a very good idea but it will probably end up as annoying (justified) tangential debate as to whether we chose the right song and this will be a particularly bad look when it comes to the acts most of us are already crossing our fingers get tanked early (guess who!) so maybe not i am sorry we must all be ignorant it is more fun that way

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
5475 Comments


just vote based on:
- how much you like the band name
- what other users vote
- general vibes
- music
in that order

Pheromone
August 31st 2021
21413 Comments


ega i have a question you'll be desperate to answer

Egarran
August 31st 2021
34072 Comments


This gon be gud

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
60476 Comments


pheromone is reading academic articles about islamophobia rn sorry he cannot answer

Egarran
August 31st 2021
34072 Comments


Fair. My damn Syrian neighbours are always trying to out-nice me and that's just bad integration.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
60476 Comments


Wow imagine out-niceing you.

Going live within the hr wow wow

Pikazilla
August 31st 2021
29778 Comments


Most voted-against artists:

1=. Opeth / Radiohead / Tool
4. Converge
5=. Btbam / Deafheaven / Lorde / Metallica / Nirvana / Paramore / Pink Floyd / Taylor Swift / The National / Women

faith in sput restored

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2021
60476 Comments


get ready to lose it all again



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