Still stupid. Yet I am a sucker for them so they're fun/good to me.

First track rules. This sounds much better guitar and synth wise than the other stuff. However, calling themselves more metal than vikings in Terrorizer is obnoxious and untrue.

They're gimmicky etc, but it's still fun drinking music really. I like them. Will get the album when it drops.


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I'm embarrassed for these guys.

I'm embarrassed for you. For how good looking you are.

Alestorm are funny man.

they're a one-trick pony and I love them for it. new songs rule

Flamer metal.

Alestorm...
Pirate metal is a genre that should never be...

Unless it's done by Running Wild. Who, unlike these queers, were actually talented and not totally reliant on lame, tiresome gimmicks.

^live long and prosper o truthful one.

The actual music is decent, but the vocalist is fucking horrible.

This band is such a waste of good potential. I want to love them, but I just can't. All of their songs sound the same and the musicianship is just really bland. No lead lines, usually mediocre solos, just generic chords with pirate vocals over top of them.

This band is such a waste of good potential.

I loathe the vocals

band should go die

I read somewhere that the vocalist is leaving the band.