Lurker Of Chalice
Lurker Of Chalice


1.0
awful

Review

by rasputin USER (201 Reviews)
November 17th, 2007 | 78 replies


Release Date: 2005 | Tracklist

Review Summary: One of the worst albums I have ever listened to. A sad attempt at atmosphere that has resulted in an incredibly awful excuse of an album.

Black metal has contributed to a large portion of my listening over the last 2 years, and in the past 12 months I have become very interested in experimental/ambient black metal. So this eventually lead me to this band, Lurker of Chalice. They had a pretty interesting name, and the artwork for the album looked plain, but enticing, so I got it and then regretted filling my ears with the garbage that the album contained.

Lurker of Chalice is a one man side project from a musician called Wrest, who is also the founder of another experimental/ambient black metal band called Leviathan. (Apparently he is also a member of another black metal band called Twilight, God knows why he can’t just stick with one band). This self-titled is the first and, as of now, only album released under the name of Lurker of Chalice. When I first found out Lurker of Chalice was a Wrest’s individual project, I had high hopes for something as interesting and intimate as Burzum’s Filosofem. My judgment proved to be as bad as the album itself. This was in no way interesting; the music was boring, simple, lacked any good melody and sounded absolutely horrible. Every song has the same murky, resonating drone, and the album plods along for an entire, painstakingly long hour. There is no variety in the songs whatsoever; it’s made up entirely of a mixture of ambience and extremely repetitive guitar. Then to top it off, we have Wrest’s terrible voice mumbling along with every song in what is really an enormous mess of an album.

I cannot tell you how much the vocals on this album suck. Wrest neither screams, nor growls, nor sings. He mumbles. He literally mumbles in a low, snarling voice. Occasionally he holds a prolonged note, but that just gets lost in the drone of the guitars. An example of how horrible they are is towards the end of the song ‘Minions’. There are some great black metal vocalists around these days, but even the most standard of these puts Wrest to shame. Wrest also tries to make album seem more diverse by including some different vocal arrangements, but all they do is make the album sound even more shit. The song ‘Granite’ features some sort of chanting, which is synonymous to Wrest’s other terrible vocals. The song ‘Fastened to the Five Points’ has what sounds like a retard moaning into the microphone. Furthermore, some of the songs on the album contain a British woman saying random sentences, in what seems a desperate bid to make this atrocity of an album seem deep. But it fails, miserably.

You’ll notice on your first listen of the album, that every song repeats a riff, or a melody, over and over again. The bad thing is none of the melodies are actually decent. I listened to Agalloch quite a bit during my analysis of Lurker of Chalice in order to compare it to something similar, and I cannot comprehend how bad Lurker of Chalice really is. As mentioned before, the repetitive sounds of the album just merge into a single horrible drone, which sounds muddy and irritatingly monotonous. As A.K. (Silenius) wrote in his Sound-Off to this album, ‘This is pretty much the epitome of atmosphere done completely wrong’. Well said.

I don’t believe there is a single good thing about this album. I will not listen to it again as soon as I finish writing this (I always like this replay the album as I’m writing its review), and I will make sure that if anybody ever mentions ambient, atmospheric black metal, I’ll tell them NOT to get this album. Stay away.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
LifeInABox
November 17th 2007


3709 Comments


Eh, ok review. You compared this to like 5 differnt artists which I sometimes do, but ought not to. Agalloch isn't black metal, by the way.

rasputin
November 17th 2007


14967 Comments


I was under the impression they were an experimental folk black metal band. I've also only compared it to one artist, and mentioned another, if you had read carefully.

LifeInABox
November 17th 2007


3709 Comments


Burzum twice and Agalloch twice, if you had written carefully.

masscows
November 17th 2007


2230 Comments


yeah Agalloch isn't black metal. I haven't heard this but I've heard it sucks hard before, and this kind of puts the nail in the coffin of any chance of me getting this.

Good review.

rasputin
November 17th 2007


14967 Comments


You compared this to like 5 differnt artists


Burzum twice and Agalloch twice, if you had written carefully


You said different artists. Burzum twice and Agalloch twice isn't 5 different artists.

masscows: fair enough about Agalloch, I've only been listeneing to them for a little over a month, and everywhere I look it says black metal, albeit folk/atmospheric/experimental. It even says it on the bio sputnik has. Anyway, yeah this album sucked hard.This Message Edited On 11.17.07

rasputin
November 17th 2007


14967 Comments


P.S: Edited genre mishap

MrKite
November 17th 2007


5020 Comments


Burzum twice and Agalloch twice

Also, last time I checked 2+2=4.

rasputin
November 17th 2007


14967 Comments


Also, last time I checked 2+2=4

lulzThis Message Edited On 11.17.07

IsItLuck?
Emeritus
November 17th 2007


4957 Comments


Sometimes I want to punch you via internet HBP. This would be one of the occasions.

Commortus
November 17th 2007


237 Comments


screw you hbp i hate you

PushTheTempo
November 17th 2007


37 Comments


^^

so much bad energy 8o(

Neoteric
November 17th 2007


3243 Comments


I liked the review.

The cover is pretty cool though.

LifeInABox
November 17th 2007


3709 Comments


Sometimes I want to punch you via internet HBP. This would be one of the occasions.
Sometimes I'd like to see you try. And I know what 2+2 is, it was an exaggeration, gemis.

Monticello
November 17th 2007


805 Comments


^ :lol:
Obviously, no interest in this at all.

Silenius
November 17th 2007


305 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Good review, captured the album well. people should seriously stay away from this CD. I think "I" is the only somewhat interesting song on here.

Crysis
Emeritus
November 17th 2007


17628 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I don't think this deserves a 1. The first track "I" is awesome! It has a really cool, really sinister melody to it. The rest of the album isn't terrible, but its not fantastic.



[QUOTE=The Review](Apparently he is also a member of another black metal band called Twilight, God knows why he can’t just stick with one band)[/QUOTE]



Last I checked nearly every Black Metal musician has numerous side projects.This Message Edited On 11.17.07

Tyler
Emeritus
November 17th 2007


7927 Comments


Twilight is considered to be a USBM "supergroup".

Silenius
November 18th 2007


305 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I always thought that once the harmony comes in for the song "I", that it sounded a bit like a proggy Blink-182 tbh.

rasputin
November 18th 2007


14967 Comments


Last I checked nearly every Black Metal musician has numerous side projects.

I was just taking a swing at Wrest, implying that this album is so bad that I'd rather he just stuck with one band so I could avoid that one band.

And 'I' is the intro, if you say that it's a good song and the rest aren't doesn't really say anything good about the album. I forgot to mention in the review the song after 'I', 'Piercing Where They Might'. Has anyone listened to it? The so-called harmony that drives the song sounds like an air-raid siren. It gave me a headache, it's just so bad.

Crysis
Emeritus
November 18th 2007


17628 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

It really isn't that bad. I listened to this album again today after reading this and I stand by my rating.



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