Alesana
The Emptiness


1.5
very poor

Review

by Plutonio USER (18 Reviews)
March 14th, 2010 | 26 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The Emptiness is essentially the pus that oozes from an infected pore on the face of music.

Alesana formed around 2004, and have since been producing post-hardcore music rather prolifically. Yet never have they taken a step outside the realm of normalcy in terms of music other than centering many of their tracks around subjects like Greek mythology. However, their first concept album still feels as though it should be a strange endeavor for this band, considering they are the personification of rehashed aural assault. Questions arose as to whether Alesana would be capable of creating a decent concept album when creativity had never been their forte. Would they progress on this venture? Yes, it would become apparent that they had. However, would they be any good? The answer is a resounding no.

Instead of epic, Alesana ride the route of pretense with disastrous results. For example, “The Thespian” separates itself from scores of other songs in its genre via awkward and tawdry spoken word samples. Their purpose seems not to augment the sound showcased on The Emptiness, but to simply propel their equally cheap version of a Poe-centered storyline.* Not just plaguing one track, these unnecessary inclusions interrupt the fluency of several oh so generic tracks. Splicing pop-punk choruses, clean vocals, and rehashed rhythms with phlegmy screams, breakdowns galore (all of which are in 4/4 time), and overtly simplistic musicianship seem to be Alesana's focus on this record. Doing their most generic work on “Hymn for the Shameless”, and their most irritating on “Curse of the Virgin Canvas”, Alesana prove time and time again that faux-brooding atmospheres and so-called “catchiness” are far more relevant staples of their sound than innovation. The closing breakdown of “The Thespian” is as predicted as its lackluster chorus; the same may be applied for nearly all of the refrains and breakdowns shown on The Emptiness. Adenoidal singing is in the vein of Drop Dead, Gorgeous and therefore a crop of several other bands. Technicality is nonexistent, despite the fact that this band utilizes three guitarists. The tune they use is hollow, and leaves the tired and droning sounds of Alesana penurious of emotion, technicality, expertise, and all other things enjoyable. However, there are some moments of hope.

For example, a various assortment of string instruments are used. Violins create a dark atmosphere, one that is far more enjoyable and far less irritating that that evoked from said spoken word and synth lines (ex. “Curse of the Virgin Canvas”). Less tracks are inherently awful than on their previous works; the production value has increased exponentially and the vocals have followed in suit. However, these very minuscule flickers of hope rarely increase the value of this typical post-hardcore release. Whether it be the droning cavalcade of instrumentation found on “Annabel” or the pretentious, sub-par attempts of diversifying their sound throughout, Alesana's third effort shows that they are indeed the blemish on the face of music.

*The plot line centers around poems Edgar Allan Poe to Virginia Clemm.



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user ratings (624)
3.3
great
other reviews of this album
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  • Kronzo (3)
    Alesana will surprise you with a comeback and some of their best songs to date....

    FoetidPothos (2.5)
    Adjunct....

    bbdmittenz (3)
    I refuse to say that this is a bad album, but at the same time hesitate to say it's great....

    Comatorium. (3)
    The Emptiness will... surprise you, actually....

  • chiggles (3)
    Pacing and originality are the biggest downfalls of the album, but don't hate it just yet....

    Jasmine~ (4)
    Alesana hit back with a stellar performance....



Comments:Add a Comment 
cvlts
March 15th 2010


9938 Comments


god Plutonio you just don't understand them!!!!









naw band is shit

Plutonio
March 15th 2010


474 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

When Milke sang, "tonight, I raise my glass.... Tomorrow, I'll be gone." I cheered, considering it was 11:57 when I heard it.

TheWayfarerElectric
March 15th 2010


154 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

^^^^^^^^yes^^^^^^^

sspedding
March 15th 2010


5694 Comments


Band is hilariously bad.

Most goofy vocals I've ever heard in my life. Pos'd, review is excellent.

tombits
March 15th 2010


3582 Comments


The rating alone deserves a pos.

Emim
March 15th 2010


35263 Comments


Their "Pop Goes..." cover is hilariously awesome.

PinkBlackberry
March 15th 2010


2346 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Album was atrocious.



Review on the other hand was quite good. and the summary made me burst out laughing.



on a side note, is it wrong that after all this time I listen to ambrosia for the bridge? yeah, fuck I

don't even need that answered. I know it is

cvlts
March 15th 2010


9938 Comments


Album was atrocious.

yet you rated it a 3?

nvm

Wizard
March 15th 2010


20510 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

^^^^^thank you TLiG.



Album made me die a little inside.



Gyromania
March 15th 2010


37028 Comments


so.... you don't like this then?

Comatorium.
March 15th 2010


5045 Comments


so i wanted to neg this cause the album isnt THAT bad. but its well written. so i pos'd.

Zip
March 15th 2010


5312 Comments


Hate this band.

PinkBlackberry
March 15th 2010


2346 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I tend to rate generously on bands that I had a bit of sentimental value with. I have been listening to Alesana for a long...long time, and I dono I guess I didn't want to admit this CD was horrible.

Plutonio
March 16th 2010


474 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

^But it is... i don't care if i used to like from first to last, their s/t and their new album are both pieces of shit.



And Whereismymind is officially retarded.

Comatorium.
March 16th 2010


5045 Comments


And why's that?

Wizard
March 16th 2010


20510 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

so i wanted to neg this cause the album isnt THAT bad. but its well written. so i pos'd.



Because of this.

Plutonio
March 17th 2010


474 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Oh so I'm going to neg something before I read it because I disagree GAWL.

Plutonio
March 21st 2010


474 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

oh and the cover looks like a butthole

EBTCardMania
March 21st 2010


512 Comments


cause this album is a piece of shit

Plutonio
March 22nd 2010


474 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

^no really.



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