Review Summary: Hahaahhahahahahahahjaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah band sucks.
There is a time to laugh, there is a time to cry, there is a time to be a secret dingle ferry changing the trajectory of the minds of non-believers, and there are average music occasions. Occasionally I find one such album and I donut enjoy them. The path which I find is secretly made of shite and I think we all know what that means. What it means is another Disciple album, but I donut like Disciple albums tbh, but I like donuts. I definitely like donuts, but I can do another day without bad music tbh. So without further ADIOS we thus begin into the beginning and yet……………………..,,,,,,,,,,,. There is so much more to see beyond out 2D vision. Join me or something.
In conclusion bad music right here. Average yes, boring yes indeed, not fun quite so, not heavy yeah huh I hate that. These are supposed to make Christians dicks hard yet my dick is not hard. The riffs are not hard either and the singing is not Canadian pop or dumb shit similar to the death of my ears. I donut like that obviously.
If I had to conclude anything it’s that the album sucks. Compared to their old albums this one is the bad one. And when I say bad I mean it’s shit. And when I say shit I mean really shit and bad duh. The end, there is no prize here, no happiness in my sexy heart. There is no further listening of this shit mainstream butt rock crap that wanks Nickelback’s dick. Indeed, I must move on to the high ground Anakin. End of da reVIEW!!!
