Aiden
Disguises


1.5
very poor

Review

by Knott- EMERITUS
March 30th, 2011 | 76 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: this is for the godless and vilified!!!!

Here is my review of Aiden - Disguises

Aiden is a metal band from america and he sings about real things unlike most radio music which only sings about "love" and "enjoying yourself" and other made up CONFORMIST ideas

Obviously the music is amazing!!!! like always on aiden cds so I won't talk about it except to say that it rocks!!!!

Here is my review of william control's POETRY

The Devil's Eyes -- KEY LINE: all hail the dark one!!!!

HERE WE GO!!!! this song is a real satanic anthem about the Devil and Darkness and Satan!!!! hell yeah (NO PUN INTENDED) it rules!!!! wil calls himself a BEAST and if you think about it that is so true because WE ARE ALL beasts in this lonely world and everyone else is just as ugly as me my mom even said so. anyway this song is amazing!!!! </3

Horror Queen -- KEY LINE: i want to see your crimson version of hell!!!!

I TOLD you that wil only writes about real things like pain and anguish!!!! but here it is wil talking to a girl about hell and lots of cemeteries, it is so beautiful, i think wil is a necrophiliac because the only way we can actually feel close to someone is if they are dead!!!! when i listen to this song i picture wil digging up graves using just his penis as a shovel SO DARK!!!! </3

ALSO WIL ONLY HAS 1 L SO DON'T TRY AND CORRECT ME you just don't understand what it's like to be different!!!!

Malevolent Conversion -- KEY LINE: CAN THE DARKNESS SWEAR AN OATH?

no

A Portrait Of The Artist -- KEY LINE: a portrait of my genocide

OH MY GOD!!!! THIS SONG IS AMAZING it's about being addicted to heroin and metaphors for death!!!! and also wil shedding his skin which is SOOOOOO sexy i wish he would shed his skin for me i would keep it in a box in my garage!!!!

Shine -- KEY LINE: has my wife been notified? OH DEAR YOUR HUSBAND'S DEAD!!!!

this song is so emotional it is about wil dying again!!!! i think he keeps coming back to life because he is like the Devil and cannot die so he comes back to tell us all about the TORMENT AND AGONY!!!! anyway this song is all about an ambulance and wil is in the ambulance and has something stuck in

The Essence

this is not even a song and it doesn't have wil in it so it isn't very good but at least it's short!!!! it's a quote by an atheist i think it's richard dawkins talking about the bible and how it is ALL LIES!!!! AND the Devil will win!!!!

Hysteria -- KEY LINE: YOU CAN CHOOSE FAITH WHETHER christian muslim JEW, still you all DISTORT THE TRUTH!!!!

in this song wil sings about human evolution and the difference between truth and fiction IT'S SO PHILOSOPHICAL!!!! this song was originally by an emo band called muse

Perfect Muse

this is another song about muse but it's EVEN BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE!!!! life is the human disease and we must stop it before it kills us all!!!! THE SPEAKERS ARE BLEEDING!!!!

ReEvolver -- KEY LINE: SHE IS RAPED AND ABUSED ALMOST DAILY!!!!

this is the third song in a row about evolution IT'S A CONCEPT ALBUM!!!! wil is the member of a master race and he will have sex with all the girls in hell NOT HEAVEN (god doesn't exist!!!!) and we wil (NO PUN INTENDED) evolve!!!! this is a re-released beatles album

Walk Among The Dead -- KEY LINE: THIS IS FOR THE GODLESS AND VILIFIED!!!!

this is a song about god not existing and how gays and lesbians should be accepted into our dead society!!!! but it confused me because i am bisexual (more different than gay and lesbian) and wil doesn't say whether i will be allowed into his secret club :'(

Radio -- KEY LINE: shaking like a dog ***ting razorblades!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS THE BEST SONG ON THE CD IT'S SO DISTURBED!!!! it's about suicide and the colour red!!!! but it's all soft and there is like a choir and OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! and it's about how he wants his ex-girlfriend to get electrocuted in the bath!!!! OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE TO LIE NEXT TO WIL NAKED AND DIE NEXT TO HIM THAT WOULD BE SO MESSED UP!!!! I FUCKING LOVE DYINg.

THIS WAS MY REVIEW OF AIDEN - DISGUISES



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Knott-
Emeritus
March 31st 2011


10260 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i think i get one out of a hundred and forty

SeaAnemone
March 31st 2011


21429 Comments


lol

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
March 31st 2011


32289 Comments


Uh oh

klap
Emeritus
March 31st 2011


12409 Comments


i appreciate the thoughtful analysis present in this critique.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
March 31st 2011


32289 Comments


This is the best review I have read in the last 5 minutes

Knott-
Emeritus
March 31st 2011


10260 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i will take that as a compliment



by the way all the lyrics in the KEY LYRICS sections are real



yes even the last one

ziroth
March 31st 2011


1260 Comments


totally pos'd
lol at the lyrics being worse than your review.

wabbit
March 31st 2011


7059 Comments


awesome review man album reminds me of Amos Lee- Mission Bell

tiesthatbind
March 31st 2011


7441 Comments


Pos'd

Ire
March 31st 2011


41944 Comments


lol

Slum
March 31st 2011


2580 Comments


this is knott a review etc i skimmed i posd fuk ya aiden metal m/

Aids
March 31st 2011


24512 Comments


oh god where's the ultra-pos button?

ThyCrossAwaits
March 31st 2011


3989 Comments


I am thoroughly surprised by your rating. I expected this to be high quality.

ThyCrossAwaits
March 31st 2011


3989 Comments


also, pos'd

Aids
March 31st 2011


24512 Comments


"this is knott a review etc i skimmed i posd fuk ya aiden metal m/"

haha nice

Electric City
March 31st 2011


15756 Comments


free lord worm!

Awesomesauce
March 31st 2011


1092 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Haha nice!

Aids
March 31st 2011


24512 Comments


favourite part:

this song was originally by an emo band called muse


balcaen
March 31st 2011


3183 Comments


pos'd. this is how you write a negative review, amirite?

thebhoy
March 31st 2011


4460 Comments


This is the best review I didn't read in the last five minutes



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