DragonForce
Inhuman Rampage


1.0
awful

Review

by Bassist540 USER (11 Reviews)
April 28th, 2011 | 87 replies


Release Date: 2006 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Don't even bother with this fake band, or with this album

This album and band all together are a bunch of drunk lunatics who can barely play instruments and write a decent set of lyrics. Every single damn song on this worthless album sounds like the other. It's just the same recycled, jumbled mess of a lightning fast "guitar solo."

What makes me crack up is that the band are strictly a studio band. Seriously. They speed up their songs 50% or so, then on stage, they play half of the *** much, MUCH, slower. Sometimes they even leave out parts of songs. Ha, NO one on this earth can play the crap that is on the Studio albums. Sorry Guitar Hero kids, just because you can play Through the Fire and The Flames on Expert, doesn't mean you're good. In fact, you SUCK!
Have you listened to this lyrics??!! I could pull out half of the damn lyrics from a World of Warcraft book for god's sake.

Everything Herman Li does is two hand tapping. Plus it's extreamly fast. That, I think is INCREDIBLE. Now, when you get on stage and can barely play the damn thing, and play it slower than the Studio version, I then have NO respect for you!

On top of that, Li's lyrics and solos have NO passion or emotion in them at all. I would have loved this album more if the solo's weren't all 90mph. Basically everything he blabbers on about is "We're going on the storm and marching with hearts" blah blah blah.

Most of their "Technical" stuff is not even on the guitar, while it's on the keyboard! The stupid thing sounds like Super Mario World, or Contra in the 90's.

In 11th grade I went to see them live and the stupid guitarist was drunk to pieces and fell over while attempting a spastic guitar solo!

In conclusion, DragonForce IS a studio band who turns up the tempo to around 200 max. Then on stage they fail miserably.



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Crysis
Emeritus
April 28th 2011


17628 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Great review I liked especially how you talked about how the band can't play the material live and mentioned guitar hero great reference in terms of critiquing the album itself.

Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


@Crysis, I don't know if you're being sarcastic but thanks.. I think.,...

MO
April 28th 2011


24025 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Saw them live at Wacken in between bands...so terrible.

Drunk
April 28th 2011


249 Comments


Lol terrible review.

Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


Thanks for the view!

Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


Yes. Here's another shitty review from Bassist540. My occupation is to write the most straight to the
point, lame reviews.

climactic
April 28th 2011


22743 Comments


Have you listened to this lyrics??!!




Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


I don't know if you're talking to me or not, but yes I have. I got the album 2 years ago on Amazon and I threw it across the room while drop kicking my cat.

foreverendeared
April 28th 2011


14720 Comments


I can speak for Crysis and tell you he was being sarcastic.

MO
April 28th 2011


24025 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"don't know if you're talking to me or not, but yes I have"



fucking lol

TheArkitecht
April 28th 2011


1673 Comments


I saw them live in Southampton, they were surprisingly solid.

kris.
April 28th 2011


15504 Comments


hey bassist540 i heard you like dragonforce is it true that you like dragonforce

Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


I love them. They're fantastic live, don't screw up, and write breathtaking solos that aren't sped up.

kingjulian
April 28th 2011


1800 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Lots of people could play the stuff they play; it's not even insanely fast if you compare it to a Petrucci solo or something. Anyway, they're awful.

SAPoodle
April 28th 2011


851 Comments


They're hardly the worst band around. You're pretty much putting Dragonforce on the same level as BrokenCYDE and Justin Bieber.

Even if all their songs sound the same, which they do, they're still technically proficient. And it doesn't sound all that bad. Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan (at all!) but I disagree with your rating. Not gonna neg your review though, seeing as that should be based on how it's written and not what your opinion is. There were errors and it wasn't great so not gonna pos'd it either though.

beefshoes
April 28th 2011


8443 Comments


Horrible review, horrible album.

ShinXetsu
April 28th 2011


605 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Good god.

Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


I want to have the most negs on the website come on who's with me.

Bassist540
April 28th 2011


372 Comments


Yeah i'm aware this review is a total piece of shit. Took me around 5 minutes to right. There's much better reviews of this album on the site.

kris.
April 28th 2011


15504 Comments


lol aren't you a cool motherfucker



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