Review Summary: My lightsaber is so hard.
Let’s be honest, I hate it when reviews start with “Let’s be honest”. Now let’s be even more honest. Let’s be brutally honest. This is very fun music. If you disagree you either don’t give a *** about Star Wars or you’re a ***ing cynical hosejob that inspects rocks to make sure they are of excellent quality. There is nothing wrong with this album. It’s recorded well, it sounds great, and the band can play their instruments very well. There is no singer so I have already reviewed the album and there is nothing else that I have to really say. Psyche, gotcha.
If you like soundtracks done in a metal way this *** is for you. The accuracy of the notes they play and the nostalgic Star Wars vibes are beautiful. The riffs are out of this world (Get it? OMG I’m so funny), and the pace is incredible. The ability to sound like John Williams himself made this album is too dang impressive. If you’re a Star Wars fan at all you’ll be be like “Now this is podracing!”, and if you’re not a Star Wars fan you’ll be like “wtf is this but it kinda jams though bro”. It jams like a gun that’s not firing and is covered in jam and being used as a drumstick at a jamfest and the name of the gun is Jam Jam Binks. This progressive/metalcore/djent *** fits Star Wars music more perfectly than you’d think. This is so wizard and certainly has power converters.
I don’t really give a *** about instrumental metal in general (though I do bump Animals as Leaders), but these tunes actually sustain my ADHD addled brain. If you don’t like anything to do with Star Wars music you’re honestly an idiot. If you can’t find anything to enjoy about this album you’re also an idiot. If you don’t think this review is professional sounding enough you’re a cunt and enjoy eternal damnation bitch. But I get ahead of myself. Good music, you’ll find. Good, yes, mmmmmmm. Enjoyable, it is, and it’s the best damn Star Wars metal in the game today! I give you….. Galactic Empire.
Conclusion: That’s no moon/5
