Fleshwater
We're Not Here To Be Loved


3.5
great

Review

by pizzamachine USER (627 Reviews)
November 8th, 2022 | 28 replies


Release Date: 2022 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Ducky’s Big Adventure: A Story About Confidence

Story by Cody (pizzamachine):

The rubber ducky says “quack, quack”. He is alone. His friends are gone, but he does not want love. He wants music. Ducky makes a team, a guy and a girl. They both go quack but one quacks better. Ducky is nice. Ducky quacks again and smiles, and his new friends quack back. Everyone is so very happy on this bright, sunny day.

The ducks go to the park. Their quacks sound good, very good. They meet another duck. This new duck can play the drums! They have fun but the drums are too quiet for people walking by to hear good. However, the quacks are loud enough, so they have fun quacking at the park.

Along comes another duck. This duck plays the guitar! The guitar sounds great and is super loud. The ducks all quack in agreement. Together they make a hard rock album that almost sounds more like nu-metal, and the girl duck loves nu-metal singing. The ducks made a wonderfully plain album, and when they were done they quacked in delight. The ducks made a band, not everyone liked them, but they were not here to be loved. They were here to quack, and quack they did.

THE END



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Comments:Add a Comment 
goblinilbog
November 8th 2022


1077 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I liked this review so much I want one of those rubber duckies now.

StonedManatee
November 8th 2022


549 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Quack!!!

goblinilbog
November 8th 2022


1077 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

But for real it is kind of cool to see a band with heavier roots choose something typically innocent/geared for kids as their mascot/brand.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
November 8th 2022


9820 Comments


Hmph I don't approve of ducks being misrepresented

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
November 8th 2022


9820 Comments


sidebar: fleshwater is a really bad band name

cold
November 8th 2022


6723 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this was fucking horrendous to read at 5am i hate this and sidebar no one cares

Demon of the Fall
November 8th 2022


33888 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

their mascot should've been a piranha... might've created the illusion of this thing having some teeth, like the band name suggests

maybe this is more fitting actually, hmm...

interesting pasta-rable duck pizza anyway

Sharenge
November 8th 2022


5177 Comments


oink oink

Piglet
November 8th 2022


8482 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

agreed fleshlight water would be a much better name

Demon of the Fall
November 8th 2022


33888 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

*Fleshlight Aborter

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 8th 2022


1776 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I cried. Please feature this.

MoM
November 8th 2022


5994 Comments


Ducks rule. Best album cover I’ve seen in a while, and I’ll probably check this out at some point.

Also,
Don’t forget to water your fleshlight for maximum growth

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
November 8th 2022


4873 Comments


I'm going to start calling soup fleshwater

Relinquished
November 8th 2022


48750 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ok dahmer

MoM
November 8th 2022


5994 Comments


If enough people sweat in the pit, is that flesh water soup?

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
November 8th 2022


18867 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

i might listen to this but the band name grosses me out

Relinquished
November 8th 2022


48750 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it’s for metalheads that like to listen to indie pop punk

MoM
November 8th 2022


5994 Comments


^ I’ve been leaving burned discs that say “Paramore” at the park

Zac124
November 8th 2022


2707 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This gets a quack/5.



Linda Claire is so good btw.

Ebola
November 9th 2022


4521 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

tf are these vocals?



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