The Decemberists Always the Bridesmaid
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Tracklist:
Valerie Plane
O New England
Days of Elaine
I'm Sticking With You
A Record Year For Rainfall
Raincoat Song


Release Date: 12/02/2008

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Caleb McAlpine CONTRIBUTOR (76 Reviews)

2009-11-19 | 19 comments | 866 views

Summary: Luckily, The Decemberists’ only weak collection of music is just an EP.

4 of 4 thought this review was well written

Preceding the grandiose The Hazards of Love, Always the Bridesmaid is a quirky EP that hosts a family reunion of Decemberists’ singles - six, bite-sized, catchy, hyperliterate songs from a band you expected nothing less from. Naturally, it sounds like a bunch of singles. Opener ‘Valerie Plame’ is reminiscent of the band’s earlier single ’16 Military Wives’, only better. Boasting an infectious “la-de-da” chorus refrain that, following a handful of slick basslines, fizzles out into a strangely inspiring a cappella conclusion, the song is pop perfection. Yet the following three songs on Always the Bridesmaid fall incredibly short in comparison to the opener in both terms of execution and general musical sincerity; never before has the band sounded so lifeless and uninspired. To make matters worse, hidden amongst the lifelessness of 'Days of Elaine' and 'O New England' lies an unsightly blemish on The Decemberists career - ‘I’m Sticking With You’. There’s something terribly, terribly wrong with ‘I’m Sticking With You’. I’m not sure what sort of cutesy niche they’re trying to milk here, but something is definitely amiss in the world when Colin Meloy breaks down and writes lyrics like “I’m sticking with you, ‘cause I’m made of glue.” I mean, really? Your self-satire fails to make you seem self-aware, Meloy, it just makes you sound silly.

Luckily, the short and sweet ‘The Raincoat Song’ and ‘Record Year’ close the brief collection of songs on a more positive note. ‘The Raincoat Song’ is heavily reminiscent of songs such as 'The Crane Wife 3', exploring the more stripped-down, poppy aspect of the band (a la Ben Gibbard) while ‘Record Year’ is a moody shapeshifter that melds many different emotions into a grand little fable of a song - musically, imagine ‘Annan Water’ copulating with ‘Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect (but don’t think about it too long).

So, what are you left with when listening to Always the Bridesmaid? You’re supplied with one fun song, two brilliant songs, two bland-as-hell songs and one abysmal embarrassment of a tune. This means, unfortunately, that Always the Bridesmaid is The Decemberists first inconsistent collection of songs -- and although it’s only an EP, it’s still a disappointing listen.

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Waior
Contributing Reviewer


Comments: 7763
11.19.09

Album Rating: 3

it was a 5 hour layover in Minneapolis this time

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redskyformiles
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Comments: 7307
11.19.09


what happened to cam's write up of this?

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Waior
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Comments: 7763
11.19.09

Album Rating: 3

database crash, maybe? i didn't know he wrote one.

redskyformiles
Contributing Reviewer


Comments: 7307
11.19.09


hmmm who knows. I still think them writing a song about Valerie Plame was a dumb idea.

Blindsided


Comments: 899
11.19.09

Album Rating: 4

Really? I fucking love that song. Probably my favorite off this album. See Minnesota makes you want to write Decemberists reviews, nice.

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klap4music
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Comments: 2400
11.19.09


hi im caleb i and i lvoe the decemberists

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Douglas


Comments: 4771
11.19.09


What rudy said.

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Nagrarok


Comments: 2812
11.19.09


Still need to check out Hazards of Love as you said Caleb. Nice review again, but you know what I'm actually waiting for...

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Mendigo


Comments: 2231
11.19.09

Album Rating: 3

Valerie Plane and A Record Year for Rainfall are fucking awesome, the rest isn't much more than nice though.

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Knott-
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Comments: 4490
11.19.09


so that means this is a 1 and you just give it +2 cause its decemberists

:p

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Waior
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Comments: 7763
11.19.09

Album Rating: 3

oh hush up now

WhiteWallStargazers


Comments: 1556
11.19.09


fanboy alert! fanboy alert!

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joshuatree
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Comments: 2915
11.19.09


i had my review deleted because i didn't agree with certain aspects of it after time


but this album's not that good =( review's solid tho

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Writer


Comments: 136
11.19.09


This is a good review. I will vote.

My english teacher last year used to play the Crane Wife as we did our creative writing assignments. It was a great album from what I remember.

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shade


Comments: 1116
11.19.09


english teachers dig this shit up

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klap4music
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Comments: 2400
11.19.09


it's so lit'ry

thebhoy
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Comments: 2266
11.19.09


valerie plane more like hey jude.

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natey


Comments: 3096
11.19.09


it's Valerie Plame not airplane

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thebhoy
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Comments: 2266
11.20.09


That's what they get for making the 'n' and 'm' so close together on the keyboard.



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