smaugman
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  • meatwadsprite Sucks the balls of a balding old goober LOL !
    March 18 10:59 AM
  • Jethro42 Hi smaug. We're right into prog tourney preliminaries. Check out my last list
    May 9 03:49 PM
  • meatwadsprite I used to think you were a hero. A holy knight and all that. I guess I should have known better.
    November 26 12:20 AM
  • SlothcoreSam If you want something like the Hotelier, check the new album by Peregrine, the awful things we've done. It even features the Hotelier singer on a couple of tracks
    April 10 09:55 PM
  • parksungjoon https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1034220
    February 22 10:12 PM
  • Friday13th Two spots left if you wanna submit an album!
    May 12 12:28 AM
  • Friday13th Up for some more prog, my dude?
    May 10 12:34 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Smaugmen \m/
    March 27 09:03 PM
  • Friday13th Last discovery match vote!
    July 23 10:46 PM
  • Jethro42 Ah yea ok I see haha...would be more appropriated ''I ended up to like...''
    July 12 12:16 AM
  • Jethro42 Does my sentence make sense? Does lmao is the equivalent of lol? My question may look funny, but I never asked :/
    July 11 11:21 PM
  • Friday13th We're done with M5 cause one album got 10 votes, but you should jam them wgen you have the time.
    July 3 10:30 PM
  • Friday13th Match 5 vote time, bro.
    July 3 01:25 AM
  • Friday13th Time to catch up on some prog, my dude.
    June 18 10:45 PM
  • Friday13th Prog tourney this Monday, Memorial day!
    May 26 03:20 PM
  • Friday13th No worries. BTW I got both the Plini and Gandalf albums on my RYM wishlist. Sorry again leaving you out. I asked gagnonov if he wanted to join too and I could have squeezed you in, but he hasn't replied.
    September 17 12:15 AM
  • Friday13th haha I know
    September 16 11:59 PM
  • Friday13th lol *says something universally considered true 20 years ago* = s***show
    September 16 11:55 PM
  • Friday13th :{ sorry man, ya missed the trian.
    September 13 05:42 PM
  • Friday13th Bro, hurry up and rec a real prog album or you'll miss slot 16!
    September 13 04:16 PM
  • Jethro42 Just go there, dude; http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=177103
    September 12 02:45 PM
  • Jethro42 Hey man! Friday13th is preparing another of his prog tourneys.If you're interested, please apply here. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=166576
    September 11 03:07 PM
  • Aftertheascension You take it too seriously man, it's just sput. Troll and have fun trolling.
    October 11 05:43 PM
  • Aftertheascension it's funny. I've gotten to the point where I enjoy rustling them up because they're garbage human beings.
    October 11 01:24 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Yeah I don't have a serious problem with him aside from reminding me how lame I am and stupid s*** like that, but it definitely seems like he's got beef with you. Good luck putting up with it is all I can say really.
    October 10 06:31 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Don't forget Futures. I don't know if you have any beef with him, but those two are like lovers here. It gets unbearable at times with them around, but I feel trying to avoid conflict with them gets easier with practice. I actually didn't get into any arguments with them as of the past several days or so despite them trying to provoke me. Good luck mate and riff on. \\m/
    October 10 02:15 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast iloveyouall has no love for any of us and is stuck in his ways. It's pointless trying to validate yourself to him unless you're purposely rowling him up. I'd stay out of it at this point.
    October 10 02:12 PM
  • FearThyEvil Ight man I'll add you
    September 28 07:41 PM
  • Spacesh1p Will do, check pineapple on your next pizza
    September 28 03:50 PM
  • Spacesh1p Check Mutiilation
    September 28 03:47 PM
  • Willie Two...
    September 22 06:49 PM
  • Willie I can look for you.
    September 22 03:46 PM
  • guitarded_chuck ALCOHOL IS A DRUG
    September 21 10:37 PM
  • guitarded_chuck mAkingh uP AnCedOTeS aNd UsiNG TheM As EvVIDEnCE ON The InTErNET LUL
    September 21 07:14 PM
  • guitarded_chuck http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1530-0277.1998.tb04389.x/abstract;jsessionid=C032B50CBE4A3D075E5BD4BDC5586AC7.f04t01
    September 21 07:03 PM
  • GhostOfSarcasticBtrd No clue what that was about.
    September 21 06:45 PM
  • guitarded_chuck http://lmgtfy.com/?q=effects of alcohol on brain
    September 21 06:42 PM
  • guitarded_chuck define: mild
    September 21 06:34 PM
  • guitarded_chuck Harmful use of alcohol results in the death of 2.5 million people annually, causes illness and injury to millions more, and increasingly affects younger generations and drinkers in developing countries. Nearly 4% of all deaths are related to alcohol.
    September 21 06:32 PM
  • guitarded_chuck alcohol is still one of the more addictive drugs is the point, you made it sound like all drugs are grouped together in one circle and are all more addictive than alcohol. alcohol is up there in it's addictive potential with a lot of other drugs society deems "hard drugs". oh also alcohol IS a drug
    September 21 06:17 PM
  • macman76 :)
    September 14 03:48 PM
  • Sevengill perfect, thanks!
    September 11 05:41 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa No entiendo. Oh wait! I get it. Pretty funny actually
    September 11 01:32 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa That's hurtful
    September 11 01:27 PM
  • Shadowmire you're not wrong
    September 8 06:28 AM
  • Shadowmire will jam when it's rush time
    September 7 10:23 PM
  • Sevengill aw don't make me blush haha. for Intronaut, their later stuff is full of cleans and a couple instrumentals. this is the t/t from their best album, I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xFNmOPUhZ8
    September 2 07:56 PM
  • Sevengill glad you enjoyed that. the whole album is pretty sweet -- I wrote the review for it here on my old account.
    September 2 05:28 PM
  • Sevengill s*** I totally forgot to rec you Echoes of Eon on that post-metal list. do it man, their album Immensity is ace.
    September 2 02:27 AM
  • hikingmetalpunk lol. quality back
    August 27 01:07 AM
  • hikingmetalpunk watch your tone bitchfag. i'll punch your ****ing head off your neck and s*** down your throat.look at your ratings, u like **** bands. opeth lmao
    August 26 10:54 PM
  • Mythodea People who love Rush and Riverside can't be too much assholes.
    August 22 06:04 PM
  • guitarded_chuck a direct quote from you, no?
    August 22 06:03 PM
  • Mythodea Don't pay attention to him. There will always be such users. I personally don't know him and haven't talked with him, but just leave him be. the unnecessary posts from your shoutbox and go on with your life. Cheers!
    August 22 05:58 PM
  • MrSirLordGentleman Check Solar Fire and Nightingales and Bombers m8
    August 22 05:57 PM
  • guitarded_chuck you have no knowledge of who i am, ****ing dick
    August 22 05:56 PM
  • guitarded_chuck check back with me after puberty bro you're more emotional than my girlfriend during a heavy period
    August 22 05:49 PM
  • Mythodea Meeh, some 9gag never bothered anyone. If you can distance yourself from the toxic stuff on there (as one has to do with everything on the internet, seeing the other pm's you're receiving) it's just some good passa tempo.
    August 22 05:47 PM
  • guitarded_chuck you "****ing cock" lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooofsdhwyrjuw65wujh25nyt156yh
    August 22 05:43 PM
  • guitarded_chuck the get away from porno comment was the first time i even acknowledged you or implied anything in your direction in the thread and that came after you took some general advice i was giving to anyone as a direct insult to you, youre ****ing beyond hope kid sorry lmao
    August 22 05:43 PM
  • guitarded_chuck not to mention it wasnt s*** talking in general anyway i was giving legitimate advice, sorry if youre so ****ing insecure you cant take any advice for people and it makes you feel inadequate, maybe step one is to stop being such a twat
    August 22 05:41 PM
  • guitarded_chuck i wasnt even talking to you in the last thread but yet youre so ****ing sensitive that you interpret things besides said to other people as someone s*** talking you, think about it bro
    August 22 05:40 PM
  • guitarded_chuck youre an over-sensitive pubescent child tbh
    August 22 05:34 PM
  • Mythodea Oh, good. I thought so, but I asked just in case! See you in the comment section.
    August 22 05:32 PM
  • guitarded_chuck get away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget away from the porno and get some self awareness tbhget a
    August 22 05:24 PM
  • Mythodea So anti-9gag, much wow. No, but seriously, what's been bothering you lately?
    August 22 04:50 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I know i can. My guns are anti-magma guns. They'll freeze you in your place
    August 21 10:07 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist fite me
    August 21 09:12 PM
  • Futures sputnik music censorship?
    August 14 10:11 PM
  • iloveyouall at least you can see that.
    July 24 02:19 PM
  • iloveyouall you return to nothingness, having lost no value.
    July 24 12:21 PM
  • iloveyouall we all return to dust
    July 24 10:53 AM
  • iloveyouall don't worry bout me fam. life will sort me out.
    July 24 10:11 AM
  • iloveyouall then y u act so small?
    July 24 09:53 AM
  • iloveyouall compared to you homie, I'm mother****ing bill gates
    July 23 11:59 PM
  • iloveyouall cheap retort
    July 23 09:19 AM
  • iloveyouall ****a
    July 23 03:08 AM
  • Sinternet prog is an inferior genre
    July 16 10:50 PM
  • adr lol the little bitch takes seriously a thread called "insult the user above you", but yea you're objectively one of the worst users of all time go to bed
    June 25 10:41 PM
  • iloveyouall sm0k
    June 5 09:02 AM
  • iloveyouall tell that to the scholarship office fucccccboi!
    June 4 10:32 PM
  • iloveyouall nah, you're just a petulant teenager
    June 4 01:55 PM
  • iloveyouall well, if it weren't so obvious that you're just smashing my 5s with cheeky-ass 1s i'd be less judgemental. i mean, there's nothing i can do to stop you, but i was kinda hoping you'd realise how ****y you're actions are and man up a bit. guess i expected too much.
    June 4 01:32 PM
  • iloveyouall I mean, I hate a lot of s***, but at least I listen to the albums I rate. you're just being petty. grow up.
    June 4 10:23 AM
  • iloveyouall wow nice job, 1ing all my 5s.
    June 4 07:28 AM
  • p4p shut the ****up u stupid ****
    May 21 10:56 PM
  • TheSpaceMan dude please follow up on your claim to check out TPE. its honestly such a great album it boggles my mind how its not more well known. judging by your tastes I think theres a chance you'll love it
    May 18 01:05 PM
  • iloveyouall worst bands of all time: Rush (#1), Opeth, Camel, Dream Theater, Gentle Giant, Genesis, Riverside, Yes, Black Sabbath, Renaissance, Frank Zappa, Atheist, Death, Queen, Jethro Tull,
    May 9 12:27 PM
  • AtomicWaste I do sometimes - I don't have all of it rated here. I'm probably still lacking, but it's hard when you gotta publish on new s*** to stay relevant.
    May 2 07:49 PM
  • Jethro42 Ok, I go according to your taste, at least what I know of it. Yezda Urfa - Boris, Area - Crac, Wobbler - Hinterland, Maxophone - s/t, Mostly Autumn - 2nd, 3rd and 4th, Finisterre - first 2, Triumvirat - Sparcatus - Illusions on a double dimple - Curved Air - Air Cut, Anekdoten - first 3, Neal Morse - Sola S.criptura, Dogma - Twin Sunrise, Horslips - Book of Invasions, Maneige - Les Porches, Traffic... Let me know what you dig and so I could give you more.
    April 6 08:20 PM
  • Parallels A steam thread mayb?
    April 5 07:29 PM
  • LotusFlower oh wait, i think i found it. it looks like it originated from this tumblr post. http://scoobydoomistakes.tumblr.com/post/138586546874/the-longer-you-look-the-funnier-it-getsscoobys
    April 3 08:20 PM
  • LotusFlower i think i found it by googling "scooby doo funny face" which has some incredible results btw
    April 3 08:17 PM
  • LotusFlower I found it through google when trying to find a similar picture that was on a macklemore pun thread on 4chan many moons ago. I dont know what episode it comes from.
    April 3 08:12 PM
  • LotusFlower the scooby doo?
    April 3 07:54 PM
  • bnelso55 Do you have a last.fm account? It looks like you may be able to access the Pererin record there. Hope this helps. http://www.last.fm/music/Pererin/Pererin
    April 1 04:04 PM
  • Rawmeeth38 I see. ya ever listen to Blind Faith?
    March 31 02:28 PM
  • Rawmeeth38 What's wrong with Cream?
    March 31 01:54 PM
  • emester lol, dude I know the ESIV character creation is goofy but your avi looks like one of the abominations I made for Dark Souls or Bloodborne
    March 28 01:19 PM
  • romulanrancor yeah man, i played that game so much on 360. full on classic
    March 19 09:37 PM
  • romulanrancor eyyy nice to see an oblivion fan
    March 19 11:37 AM
  • Friday13th hey man, would you like to have a contesting album in the prog contest? One user is dropping out. Read the rules in the first comment of my "Preliminary" list and let me know.
    March 12 12:25 PM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 27 12:25 AM
  • Jethro42 Well the choice of the album would have been your pleasure, but for now, we don't need contestants anymore (sorry), but you still can listen to the actual featured albums, and also you can vote among the nominees in action. You're just a bit late to participate; We have the 16 contestants we needed. Cheers man.
    February 26 10:24 PM
  • Jethro42 Hi Smaugman! In case you're not aware, there is an 'obscure prog rock' tournament prepared by Friday13th. The preliminaries are done, all is missing is another contestant. If you're interested, join in! Cheers man.
    February 26 04:18 PM
  • Ebola "tops the least" means that it's the best. That's the meaning of the phrase
    February 14 10:44 PM
  • Ebola The review summary. Saying that it may not be the best, followed by saying that it is the best doesn't really make any sense
    February 14 10:39 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Lol what happened to it? I admit it was dumb and stupid but I woke up to no review
    February 5 04:17 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Update : I generally start with the first "classic" album in a bands discography. Really liking Nursery Cryme by genesis so far! Really nice and atmospheric, without feeling to pretentious or ridicolous. I'll check out some Rush and Pink Floyd albums as well.
    January 24 04:49 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Cool! The thing is they have so many good albums from their prime time period that its hard to jump in. I have listened to Tom Sawyer though, that's amazeballs. And I liked what I listened off Dark Side of the Moon. Definitely will check out Genesis. The funny thing is that I've known about these bands for a few months, just never put the time to listen their records.
    January 24 12:40 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ya bro I'm trying to get into Rush and Pink Floyd right now. Recommendations for first album from both? I also am getting into Porcupine Tree
    January 24 12:12 AM
  • beefshoes It's not obvious. It's simply not happening in Seattle. In the areas that voted to raise the minimum wage, it's being raised over the course of seven years. Like I said in the Sanders thread, my economics professor cited a study that showed that jobs actually increased in Seattle and L.A. since the increase was passed.
    January 15 01:10 AM
  • beefshoes My main reason for supporting Sanders is breaking up Wall Street. Lehman Brothers collapsed in 2008 and almost crashed global economy and Lehman Brothers wasn't even a bank. If any of the too big to fail banks collapsed, the only way to prevent a global economic collapse would be through another trillion dollar bailout package trough even harsher austerity conditions.
    January 14 10:15 PM
  • beefshoes Each of your claims are warrant less without evidence.Sanders' tax proposal according to every plan he's put forth in the senate, has only raised the effective corporate tax back to pre-1979 levels (but not anywhere close to the 90% rate that it was at) along with higher income taxes for the top income bracket, and closing tax loopholes. The only tax on the middle class that I've ever seen him propose was a 9% raise in payroll tax to help pay for a single-payer healthcare system.
    January 14 10:13 PM
  • Voivod Of course you can review, all I wrote earlier is what the mod responded regarding your inquiry, since your default account is active, you weren't banned in the reviews site. Now, you can ask the mods to the account "smaugman1"
    November 30 04:55 PM
  • e210013 As you told me, when you reviewed Scheherazade And Other Stories: "I haven't gotten to around to Renaissance Mk. I yet", and as I put today a review of their debut album and I'm going to put in the next week the review about their second album, I might thought that you can be interested on them. If you are interested, you're welcome. Cheers.
    October 15 10:16 AM
  • OmairSh Yo smaug, where did you get Riverside's album from? Amazon is being a pain int he ass and I can't bother with it right now
    September 4 05:49 PM
  • OmairSh Oh dam I did want to review it, but it takes me a few separate listens to properly digest an album, so it looks like you'll beat me to it.
    August 31 07:48 PM
  • smaugman cross out didn't
    August 29 08:46 PM
  • smaugman i didn't wanted to even out score to 4 because the other idiot who also haven't heard it rated it 3,5
    August 29 08:45 PM
  • OmairSh I know you're superman, but still where did you get Riverside's new album from?
    August 29 05:48 PM
  • Torontonian dude fix your moonmadness rating to the way it was! :(
    May 8 07:48 PM
  • smaugman oh ye sry bout that
    April 18 10:17 PM
  • Torontonian moonmadness tho ;) also might be helpful to others if you respond to them in their shoutbox ;D
    April 18 09:14 PM
  • smaugman no, it's godlike
    April 17 03:52 PM
  • Torontonian its great ya, haven't listened in ages though :/.
    April 17 03:43 PM
  • smaugman Blackwater Park bro, 5est 5 that ever 5'd
    April 17 03:40 PM
  • Torontonian which ones?
    April 17 03:38 PM
  • Titan m/
    April 14 11:42 AM
  • smaugman wtf
    April 7 04:18 PM
  • bakkermaarten007 The years will balance out the unconfident composure about your manhood. As you will get exposed to more challenges of the world, you will look back in hindsight and think how you could be so conforming to society's view of what being a man is. Hang in there little man.
    March 25 10:16 PM
  • smaugman bro u got that right mr by-tor opposer
    March 22 11:10 AM
  • Snowdog808 You have a cool set of 5s for sure. Nice to see a lot of love for ELP's debut and Lizard.
    March 21 09:55 PM
  • smaugman danke schön
    February 11 03:34 PM
  • meatwadsprite feg
    February 4 09:46 AM
  • smaugman Pro-pro-propane
    July 13 12:26 PM

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