JizzInMyPants
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Reviews 5
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Soundoffs 21
News Articles 72
Band Edits + Tags 4
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Album Ratings 87
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Last Active 01-07-19 4:44 am
Joined 12-15-08

Review Comments 2,940

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  • EyesWideShut You still jizzing in your pants ??
    November 15 04:40 PM
  • Trebor. I haven't used the site in months, but yeah it sucks
    December 24 04:26 AM
  • Trebor. Yeah man it sucks hard. They also got rid of the Remote Viewing podcast which I liked a lot
    May 29 05:42 PM
  • Trebor. I saw you link a podcast in a thread once. Nah Leon didn't die but the show got cancelled
    April 18 09:27 PM
  • Trebor. You listen to the League on Spill right?
    April 18 04:11 PM
  • Trebor. RIP LEOG
    April 18 05:10 AM
  • Vespiion Just checked out Rapture, awesome stuff. Thanks!
    September 2 09:05 PM
  • EyesWideShut bro they took down Wupload and Oron! wtf
    August 10 10:44 PM
  • EyesWideShut DUDE! I have totally fallen for/into Dana DeArmond, she has to be top 5.
    June 29 05:22 AM
  • Jom No problem dude, just did it for you. Thanks!
    February 28 07:23 PM
  • EyesWideShut hell yea i love charley chase, she did a hot 3 way bj scene for Mike Adriano's new vid. and yea that kelly divine scene from sloppy head is killer. ill check out charlene aspen since i trust ur elite tastes. Darkko really gotta do a scene with Jynx Maze!
    January 25 06:43 PM
  • EyesWideShut guess im lucky that i d/l'ed all my fav Darkko bj scenes before this crash. the one with Chanel Preston is too good to lose!
    January 24 10:51 PM
  • EyesWideShut bro! what are we gonna do if the file sharing sites all go down? goodbye free porn! Planetsuzy is gonna have a meltdown.
    January 24 06:48 PM
  • coneren idiot
    September 13 10:59 PM
  • Anthracks only been listening to them for 15 years
    February 22 04:15 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Dude Sahdows is great. Actually jammed to that on the way home from work. Perfect for those mellow nights where your mind/body is exhausted. It's existential yo.
    November 29 01:19 AM
  • BallsToTheWall Have you heard Ulvers My Own Wolf? Its 25 bands covering their songs. Really cool for the most part.
    November 28 07:48 AM
  • Sonnyboy I really like your avatar.
    November 4 10:33 PM
  • bailar12 even more help. thanks again.
    September 6 04:59 AM
  • bailar12 oh okay was just wondering. thanks for the info. i dont usually check rym too mcuh but ill give it a shot. i too need to try out DT though.
    September 6 04:57 AM
  • bailar12 hey serious question. what are the top modern day prog bands in your opinion? you know a lot of prog and id thought id here your opinion quite frankly.
    September 6 04:31 AM
  • TheeLAMadMan I know there are not enough of us on sputnik
    August 22 09:05 PM
  • bailar11 luv you kattunlover
    August 7 11:40 PM
  • Jethro42 ...and my apologies, I didn't mean to upset you.
    July 29 11:07 PM
  • Jethro42 I simply said that I had absolutely no clue what 'hax' meant. so I checked out in google traduction, and there was 'no match found'. As simple as that.
    July 29 11:04 PM
  • Jethro42 what is a hax? google traduction do not translate it in french.
    July 29 10:32 PM
  • bailar11 enrique wishes to see more kattunlover in teh sputnik.
    July 27 06:31 AM
  • Banion Thank you, i have no idea how ill ever find anyone as amazing as him. I havent even begun to think of it and dont know how i ever will. but thanks.
    July 20 05:29 AM
  • DaveyBoy Go for it. Your top 3.
    July 9 03:48 AM
  • DaveyBoy You want recs or are you asking me if I want.
    July 9 02:09 AM
  • Crysis If you want to review it go for it. I still plan on (eventually) writing a review for it but it probably wouldn't be for a month or two at least.
    July 6 02:14 PM
  • bailar11 its all good. enrique was just informing you. how have your recent escapades on the sputnik been?
    July 3 09:13 PM
  • bailar11 enrique found out you were featured in the latest ctts review. you should take a look at it.
    July 3 05:39 AM
  • bailar upon looking over your previous profile, and this oneas well. enrique is disappoint.
    June 23 06:15 AM
  • FoulCity Zack.
    June 16 02:46 AM
  • bailar o nvm that. that was before i realized you were kattunlovver69. then i read the review and pos'd. so its all good. i was just thinking my enrqiue albums need some good reviews or soundoffs.
    June 15 05:16 AM
  • bailar yep. thats definitely an omen. ive been finding 666's all over the site recently. i think mx might be a satanist js
    June 15 05:11 AM
  • bailar i noticed youre site rank 666 on that too. coincidence? i think not.
    June 15 05:08 AM
  • bailar err...i assume youre kattunlover69? no?
    June 15 05:07 AM
  • bailar right... have you submitted a joke review for that band yet?
    June 15 05:04 AM
  • bailar srry had to get something from the other room. i can see youve been doing this kat-tun thing for quite some time now
    June 15 05:01 AM
  • bailar i get you dude. ive had it rough for a while as well. but i just dim the lights, close the door, open my bookmarks, and let the rhythm take me over. cheesy way to describe it, but its the best way also.
    June 15 04:55 AM
  • bailar no? i dont think you can do that.
    June 15 04:51 AM
  • bailar ive noticed. hes one of the sexier lil guys on the internet.
    June 15 04:49 AM
  • bailar ill believe it when i see it. you got nuthin on enrique.
    June 15 04:44 AM
  • Meatplow haha, i hear ya man ;)
    June 6 12:23 PM
  • ShadowRemains actually man, I was just stating that Mike Smith is a great drummer, but I'll change it if you really want me to...
    May 31 10:54 PM
  • Ire i can post my bloody valentine lyrics and post them in all caps if you want. that would be gay and annoying but i can. : I
    May 31 09:58 PM
  • Ire take that soundoff down please
    May 31 09:38 AM
  • DaveyBoy Meow.
    May 29 09:50 AM
  • DaveyBoy I do know what you mean. One day I will get there. Like I said, it mainly depends on the vocals. Death growls is my issue.
    May 29 09:46 AM
  • DaveyBoy I make a joke out of it more than anything else. I am not a fan of death growls, put it that way. I can handle post-hardcore screaming. Was listening to blessthefall as they are the support on a tour I was going to see next month. And I won't tell anyone you referred to them in the same breath as metal.
    May 29 09:14 AM
  • bloozclooz lol thanks
    May 11 01:22 AM
  • bloozclooz not sure if i should keep reviewing. my approval rating says that i'm poor at writing reviews
    May 11 12:33 AM
  • Crysis I totally agree with the early-Katatonia influences (although Rapture is a bit less doom-oriented). Their whole discography is good but Futile is their best by far.
    May 1 04:47 AM
  • Crysis Hahahaha when I first heard that album I was planning on doing a review for it but somehow forgot. I'll write one up sometime in the next few weeks, though. That album rules, and it's definitely overlooked.
    May 1 04:35 AM
  • Athom actually those are pretty much the only "brutal" bands i listen to
    April 13 05:29 AM
  • Athom eh for that kind of stuff i usually listen to Decrepit Birth, Odious Mortem, Severed Savior, Inveracity and Deeds of Flesh. sorry
    April 13 05:27 AM
  • Anthracks id also recommend inveracity's 2007 album but that might be "too brutal" for u or w.e
    April 2 10:52 PM
  • Anthracks well deeds of flesh are far and beyond the masters of tremolo riffs...u might like kronos' colossal titan strife album but i dont know if thats total tremolo rape...brazilian bands like krisiun are tremolo rape but they arent that good... a lot of old school death metal bor
    April 2 10:50 PM
  • TRMshadow Yeah, It's pretty awesome in the beginning. But recently (I hit chapter 40-something) It's lost steam and I've totally stopped reading it.
    March 19 01:17 AM
  • TRMshadow Veritas?
    March 18 04:30 PM
  • EnCrypt. i wanna squeeze your butt
    January 23 07:08 PM
  • KILL ****ing
    September 26 08:10 PM

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