Jesuslaves
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Last Active 11-28-22 4:22 pm
Joined 06-18-09

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  • miguelsan What
    April 21 03:10 PM
  • TheSpirit nice crue ratings m/ m/
    February 25 07:58 PM
  • Faenrir Your ratings make no sense lmao xD
    September 13 02:56 PM
  • dam listen to more black metal dude
    May 16 05:49 PM
  • JokineAugustus And justice for all as a 2 omfg!
    April 18 05:52 PM
  • Parallels come back and play with sputnik, we miss you
    September 15 05:58 AM
  • Megadeth BITCH
    July 30 08:46 PM
  • Witness You're my best friend.
    July 9 12:09 AM
  • HaydenDyson your gay
    July 8 11:49 PM
  • Apollo what's good man? Haven't see you in these parts in awhile
    April 11 05:15 PM
  • KILL whats up mother trucker
    February 11 02:18 PM
  • Inveigh huh, those are three very different types of hip hop haha. I'd say Audition by P.O.S., Ready to Die by Notorious B.I.G., Overcast by Atmosphere or Reasonable Doubt by Jay Z
    December 10 10:04 PM
  • Hawks Definitely get Goat Horns, Lunar Poetry, and NeChrist.
    December 3 01:54 AM
  • TheRamblingElf I saw you read my review on Time for Annihilation. I just tweaked it to discuss the new songs more - if you are considering buying it still, you might wanna give it another glance :)
    November 21 02:23 PM
  • JamieTwort Yeah I know it wasn't an accident, just didn't seem right seeing your profile without any ratings.
    November 17 10:09 PM
  • JamieTwort Good to see your ratings are back, well some anyway.
    November 17 09:54 AM
  • Inveigh fair enough
    November 4 01:48 PM
  • Inveigh yeah but why?
    November 3 05:16 PM
  • BigHans then just do the METAL
    November 3 05:10 PM
  • BigHans http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=429519
    November 3 05:06 PM
  • Inveigh whoa what happened to your ratings
    November 3 03:37 PM
  • KILL listened to all songs on the tube its solid but i dont agree with everyone saying this is the new megadeth etc
    November 2 01:46 AM
  • KILL sounds cool sounds really like megadeth haha except the riffs arent as good but yea i'll get it thanks for the rec btw did you ever check out slaughter in the vatican? its like pantera but THRASH
    October 31 01:15 AM
  • KILL who what where
    October 31 01:03 AM
  • theacademy lol im not reading through 100 comments of fps squawking... cap something i'll post it lol
    October 19 02:03 PM
  • JamieTwort Yeah the names must have helped it sell but it didn't stop it from being one of the worst Annihilarltor albums, not as bad as Remains though I must say.
    October 19 10:01 AM
  • JamieTwort Yeah quite possibly! The guitar work on that album blows me away (well it does on most Annihilator albums tbh). I never understood why there was tons of guest guitarists on Metal when Jeff Waters owns most of them anyway.
    October 19 08:19 AM
  • JamieTwort I guess that's a fair analysis, there's a lot of melody on that album (and even a ballad!) but I like it. What's your opinion on Annihilator's new album?
    October 19 07:50 AM
  • JamieTwort Nice rating for Criteria For A Black Widow, very underrated in my opinion. Be sure to check out King Of The Kill.
    October 18 06:18 PM
  • awhiteguy Let me ask you: What do you think of Lizzy Borden? All I've heard is "Tomorrow Never Comes."
    October 18 04:29 AM
  • Inveigh oh yeah me too, that was just the first thing that came to my mind for a bro-ism
    October 15 09:44 PM
  • Inveigh awesome, thanks bro-hemian rhapsody (like that one?)
    October 15 09:29 PM
  • Inveigh check em out dude, you'll probably like them more than you did The Haunted lol. Through the Eyes of Heathens is a pretty rockin album.
    October 15 09:17 PM
  • Xenophanes Staff got banned?! What?! Didn't know that was possible man....
    October 15 08:53 PM
  • Xenophanes Damn dude, who knew a review would do that? She's like an accidental MJ.....kinda makes me suspicious....hrm.
    October 15 08:01 PM
  • Xenophanes so did 8 people really get banned because of merriweather's review. If so, that s*** is intense.
    October 15 07:57 PM
  • Inveigh nice, I'll have to check that out tonight, I can't stream audio/video at work. have you ever heard Dozer before?
    October 15 04:31 PM
  • Inveigh that's because I don't have any albums of theirs, sir. got a rec for me?
    October 15 04:20 PM
  • someguest drop the caps
    October 14 01:36 AM
  • eternium Didn't realize that, but okay.
    October 13 08:47 PM
  • Apollo that was the peace offering below lol
    October 12 07:50 PM
  • Dethtrasher Soulseek is your friend if you are looking for extreme metal. But you need some luck sometimes when you search though.
    October 9 04:43 PM
  • Apollo hey man, I conceed I was being a dick and mainly just messing around for the fun of it. Seriously, we're cool in my books. If you want to offer some criticism on my song please feel free :)
    October 8 12:06 PM
  • Josh D. I just said that to try and spark something.
    October 7 08:57 PM
  • Inveigh lol I think a better question might be... when was the last time Carlos Boozer ever came back from an injury on schedule? he's not exactly known for his rehab ethic... I still think we get to 49-50 wins, I factored in him missing 15-20 games in my original prediction
    October 5 09:43 PM
  • Romulus fair point maybe you'll see something in the near future... you will know it if/when you see it i promise.
    October 5 01:55 AM
  • Romulus nah it's long gone. maybe one day i'll reawken ilovebabies but i highly, highly doubt it cause that whole experience was scarring/steered me away from alts
    October 5 01:45 AM
  • Inveigh easy pal, he's only out for the first month of the season, tops. even still i think we win our first game against you guys, Booz or no Booz
    October 4 01:46 PM
  • Deviant. k
    October 4 05:44 AM
  • Simpleday182 I will be a Scene Kid Thank you very much!
    October 2 09:41 PM
  • Simpleday182 hey Jesuslaves. NEWSFLASH: I Don't Give a s***
    October 2 09:25 PM
  • Inveigh haha just remembered the third song on The Haunted's s/t is called "Invein" and of course it f*cking rules
    October 1 01:55 AM
  • KILL yea man its good s***
    September 29 12:14 PM
  • Hawks The ****ing format got all messed up. But that should keep you busy lol.
    September 27 11:28 PM
  • Hawks Stormlord - The Gorgon Cult Summoning - Dol Guldur Transcending Bizarre? - The Serpents Manifold Tvangeste - Firestorm Ved Buens Ende - Written In Waters Vinterland - Welcome My Last Chapter Vreid - Milorg Windir - 1184 Winterhorde - Underwatermoon
    September 27 11:27 PM
  • Hawks I'll continue it, it wouldn't let me put any more. Deviser - Unspeakable Cults Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast (original) Dissection - The Somberlain Equilibrium - Sagas Grand Belial's Key - Judeobeast Assassination Kataxu - Hunger of Elements Moonsorrow - Verisakeet Moonspell - Night Eternal Naglfar - Diabolical Nokturnal Mortum - The Voice of Steel Old Man's Child - In Defiance of Existence Pantheon I - Worlds I Create Rotting Christ - Theogonia Solefald - The Linear Scaffold
    September 27 11:25 PM
  • Hawks I'm just gonna give you some black metal recs here, I don't know what you've heard, but here's some stuff to check out. I'll keep it on the melodic/symphonic side since I know that's what you dig for now. Abigail Williams - In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns ...And Oceans - The Symmetry of I - the Circle of O Arcturus - La Masquerade Infernale Borknagar - Empiricism Carach Angren - Death Came Through a Phantom Ship Chthonic - Seediq Bale Der Weg Einer Freiheit - Der Weg Einer Freiheit
    September 27 11:21 PM
  • KILL you listened to scream bloody gore yet fool?
    September 24 11:28 PM
  • Jesuslaves vTries too hard.
    September 23 08:54 PM
  • Apollo exodus lol
    September 23 08:50 PM
  • Countess don't really hate Apollo but he seems to hate ME. he got butthurt cuz i said Bob Marley was overrated
    September 22 03:09 AM
  • theacademy weird choices for dope on your nu list
    September 20 03:50 PM
  • KILL its definitely an improvement but still nothing special i reckon, and it doesnt even come close to the first 2 albums
    September 20 01:24 PM
  • Dethtrasher haha, then I just say Soulseek.
    September 18 12:27 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 haha. Lol. Hell Awaits a 5. Your a troll right?
    September 17 09:19 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 you sir- have a great sense of humour
    September 17 09:08 PM
  • KILL yea man check out the somberlain too i cant decide which is better
    September 17 02:29 PM
  • Dethtrasher Hmmm... I'm out of thrash at the moment but you should look into Indungeon, Victimizer, Raise Hell (early albums) and Violator (brazil). I have been digging a lot death metal lately so these are the best recs I can give so far.
    September 15 07:11 PM
  • kount never forget
    September 9 10:39 PM
  • KILL ;)
    September 7 09:24 PM
  • KILL you'll like scream bloody gore too but not sure if you'll like the vocals
    September 7 08:34 PM
  • KILL the best song is lack of comprehension dude cant beat that s***
    September 7 08:25 PM
  • KILL nah man of course there are some faster bits which are thrashy but mostly its death metal, quite progressive too i guess its prog tech death **** knows its all good
    September 7 08:19 PM
  • KILL YES and just listen to those egyptian harmonic minor solos omfg
    September 7 08:12 PM
  • KILL thrash
    September 3 02:31 PM
  • Intothepit It's called a joke.
    September 3 02:19 AM
  • LukeB84 Well i guess i set a record for lists in a day i feel honored to have that record that no one will break.
    September 3 01:55 AM
  • Inveigh do it maaaaan it's actually good neo-thrash (well, the first 4 albums are)
    August 26 04:02 PM
  • Inveigh yeah it's my fav station. did you ever listen to The Haunted like we discussed maybe 6 months ago???
    August 26 03:53 PM
  • Inveigh ok. Two and a Half Men rules, haven't really watched the other shows. I prefer It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, South Park, Cops, Dexter, Weeds, Californication etc. and redtube.
    August 26 03:44 PM
  • Inveigh so leave sputnik for like 4 months then come back and make a list with the comments disabled? lol you crazy nigguh
    August 26 03:34 PM
  • KILL where you been?
    June 7 02:08 PM
  • KILL DEATH METAL
    May 13 02:20 PM
  • SeaAnemone agreed on the s***tiness of Blink182, but maybe you just don't like pop-punk?if you're looking for a reason to like the genre please please listen to Park - It Won't Snow Where You're GoingandNorthstar - Pollyannait might make you change your mind... both are far better than IARB
    March 1 05:46 AM
  • SeaAnemone what's wrong with ... Is A Real Boy? :(
    February 28 06:06 AM
  • BallsToTheWall Na, I sold my x-box two years ago, havent touched a video game since.
    February 4 09:27 PM
  • Parallels but u are awesome
    January 30 03:11 AM
  • SinatraFist sup sup
    January 22 09:48 PM
  • KILL haha the album i rec'd you in your exodus review, its a good album to start black metaling!
    January 17 06:05 AM
  • KILL did you check out storm of the lights bane?
    January 17 06:02 AM
  • maidenpmcc Endgame rules man, bloody awesome.
    January 16 11:57 PM
  • Parallels this site has some problem with butt probes i guess.
    January 16 04:59 AM
  • south_of_heaven 11 My version of winrar has been telling me to buy the full version for the past two years but I can still use it without hassle...
    January 15 10:09 PM
  • Parallels hahahahahah censored how sad. you cant type that word or they edit it. d e let e d.
    January 15 05:22 AM
  • Parallels you poor poor soul...lol haha i hate when my lists get d too
    January 15 05:06 AM
  • south_of_heaven 11 Not really man, why don't you want to download winrar? It's free
    January 12 12:57 AM
  • south_of_heaven 11 sorry man, I have them but only on my iPod. Don't own the albums and I stuff off my computer once it's on my iPod to save space on my PC.
    January 10 04:55 PM
  • shindip i have not heard most of those, but im downloading em as we speak
    January 2 12:42 AM
  • shindip rec me some thrash
    January 1 10:31 PM
  • MolestingPikachu Similar to Friday 13th, meant to have 'a truly shocking ending'.
    January 1 09:57 PM
  • MolestingPikachu Sleepaway Camp pt 1. Already dloaded Friday 13th parts 1 - 6 MBV Remake.
    January 1 09:44 PM
  • MolestingPikachu O, c'mon! I haven't heard any of their stuff! I'm downloading a Slasher film after! C'mon!
    January 1 08:49 PM
  • MolestingPikachu The Haunted sound goood. Anyway, who's a better drummer: Paul Bostaph (From Slayer's GHUA), or Dave Lombardo?
    January 1 08:22 PM
  • Mikesn Will do when I get home
    January 1 07:34 PM
  • kitsch u r so gay lol
    December 30 05:00 PM
  • Inveigh Nah man, The Haunted have been around for awhile (they have 6 albums out). They were formed by the Bjorler brothers after At the Gates broke up and took the band in a thrash direction (along with a thrash vocalist on their 1st, 4th, 5th and 6th discs). I'd check out their self-titled first, then go with The Haunted Made Me Do It and rEVOLVEr. Best neo-thrash band imo (kind of like Slayer on steroids I guess, I dunno, I'm pretty sure you'll like it).
    December 29 08:50 PM
  • Mikesn Haven't heard it. I assumed it would be a rehash of The System Has Failed and United Abominations so I didn't bother with it. I know it got good reviews though so maybe one day.
    December 29 04:15 PM
  • FadeToBlack lol nice name
    December 27 02:29 PM
  • BallsToTheWall It's literally the most metal show on the planet. Deranged, morally wrong, and in poor taste. It's a show every metalhead needs to watch.
    December 27 02:04 PM
  • BallsToTheWall That was a It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia quote bro.
    December 27 01:50 PM
  • TheyTookOurJobs thanks man!
    December 22 11:59 AM
  • FadeToBlack oops my bad bro. seriously get Epidemic Of Violence by Demolition Hammer, its one of the most brutal thrash albums ever
    December 22 08:45 AM
  • TheyTookOurJobs i must say you have really good music taste.......i wish i was as thrashy as you lol**** what android17 thinks.....
    December 21 07:28 AM
  • Dethtrasher Seriously. If you have a piechart that says Thrash and it is at 50% then you are automatically a metalhead. Good to see some thrashers around here.
    December 15 05:57 PM
  • Android17 dobber :(
    December 8 08:43 AM
  • Android17 just had to get that off my chest
    December 8 07:21 AM
  • Android17 you really have the worst taste in music. Jeslaves Is A ****head
    December 8 02:16 AM
  • KILL yer pickin at ur ratings and stuff kinda dickish but anyway..thrash on!
    December 4 01:48 PM
  • KILL soz for bein a bit of a dick the other day man, check out slaughter in the vatican by exhorder..so awesome
    December 3 11:07 PM
  • KILL and wtf u doin ratin the legacy 2.5..and world painted blood 4.5 makes me cry
    December 1 04:33 AM
  • KILL yer but it seriously doesnt suck just listen to schizos are never alone or the title track so ****in brilliant THRASH ****!
    December 1 04:26 AM
  • KILL explain alice in hell a 2 wtfu u23509h0h40t2489t5h2406
    December 1 03:16 AM
  • coneren You rock!
    November 17 10:46 PM
  • Jesuslaves your jealous
    November 17 10:38 PM
  • MetalMassacreAttack I want more reviews!!!!!
    November 15 07:05 PM
  • south_of_heaven 11 I mean I started a review for it...and then it just fell to the side. I've come to find out I just don't have the time anymore, so go for it.
    October 28 02:14 PM
  • Fxxkit13 I periodically stop in once or twice a day just to check things out and stuff. I might pick up my use in a while but as for now just still trying to stay on the d/l.
    October 27 05:57 PM
  • Fxxkit13 Yo man hows it going?
    October 27 04:06 PM
  • zaruyache Thanks for the input. If you like it then there must be some obvious qualities about it, so I'll have to check it out once I get a chance. :)
    October 26 11:44 PM
  • zaruyache Would you think that WPB can compete with Endame? Since you've heard the leak, I thought I'd just ask :)
    October 26 03:28 AM
  • Inveigh Unit 731 sounds pretty awesome (minus the sound quality). I'm starting to get really pumped for WPB
    October 22 03:46 PM
  • Inveigh yeah dude, I found two sites that claimed to have it, but neither seemed legit. I feel ya on the dorm situation, I never had my own computer in college. It's only a couple weeks away though, so the wait's over soon regardless.
    October 21 04:11 AM
  • Inveigh apparently World Painted Blood has leaked somewhere, there's a user review up on the site (for now at least). Any idea where to find the leak?
    October 20 06:56 PM
  • MetalMassacreAttack Aight mate =)
    October 19 10:20 PM
  • MetalMassacreAttack I see :O. Than I'm patiently waiting for your Spreading The Disease (or maybe Somewhere In Time) review. Ah, endgame is overrated, btw. Broderick's very skilled but his solos lack feeling imo. Still an excellent album, though. Dialetic Chaos, The Right To Go Insane, Endgame, and Headcrusher are all very good.
    October 19 12:55 AM
  • MetalMassacreAttack I love your revies (though I disagree with your opinions towards some albums)!Keep up with the good stuff (one anthrax review would be nice) :D
    October 18 12:39 AM
  • Inveigh Also, even though St. Anger's my least fav 'Tallica album (besides maybe ReLoad) I will say that All Within My Hands, Invisible Kid and The Unnamed Feeling (s***, Sweet Amber too) are all pretty sweet songs.
    September 8 09:28 PM
  • Inveigh Word, I will check out your reviews later tonight when I have sufficient time to digest them. Props for being ballsy by the way.
    September 8 09:26 PM
  • Inveigh Dude, did you really rate St. Anger higher than Ride the Lightning, Death Magnetic, Kill 'Em All and the Black Album? I'm not irate, I'm just confused...
    September 8 09:03 PM
  • Zip NOT OPETH FTW
    August 25 11:35 AM

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