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User
Soundoffs 18
News Articles 2
Band Edits + Tags 13
Album Edits 7
Album Ratings 8
Last Active 05-14-13 9:01 am
Joined 06-25-10
Review Comments 2,433
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 | Sanders Watched Hot Tub Time Machine the other day...Hero came on at a pivotal moment in the film. I had to change my pants.
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 | silentpotato probably. 95% of the time there is something srsly wrong with you if you don't undergo anal pains after instances of srs bzns.
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 | Josh D. Enrique is gone for 1/7 of a fortnight.
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 | Lelle need to join the brokencyde cause you know. looks so awkward for the chic. you're sticking to enrique I hope?
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 | Intothepit I'd go crazy if I had a chance to see Red Sparrowes, Karnivool, or Mogwai.
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| Intothepit Like whom? I'm goin back to Florida for a week in October to see the Misfits
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| Intothepit About the same. Just chillin like a villain on penicillin. Are you chillin or are gellin?
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| Intothepit The one and only Rique. How are you, my sexy Spanish friend?
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 | Realm TODAY IS ANIMAL COLLECTIVE DAY. MAKE A LIST ABOUT IT AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BAILAMOS.
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| Realm TODAY IS ANIMAL COLLECTIVE DAY. MAKE A LIST ABOUT IT AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BAILAMOS.
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 | climactic Yeah. It has started to affect my daily life. When someone tells me their musical tastes, I imagine what their pie chart would look like
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| climactic It really does, I've been getting lots of new muzak though
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| climactic I've gotten pretty attached too and I've only been here for like a month (well, I had an account last year I used a little, and I used to lurk)
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| climactic Well have fun at school, drop by as much as possible!
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| climactic It is a start of a new era for Enrique
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 | BatDogMan yes of course. It should go without saying that the mighty user known as DOGFISH can keep a secret of such overwhelming magnitude...
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| BatDogMan did user Enrique reveal his true identity in the random list of current digs? or merely refer to my recent list of exposure?
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| BatDogMan is the mighty user BatDogMan to infer that staff user mynameischan also goes by the username Iamthe Nightstars? I witnessed no evidence of staff user mynameischan in your box of shout.
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| BatDogMan it is a sad affliction, similar to the plague which affected many of my brethren. one can only hope staff user mynameischan recovers so that one day he may face me in the game of Sput.
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| BatDogMan I am assuming the mighty staff user known as mynameischan saw my assertion of his alternate account and his "butt began to hurt" as you users of SputnikMusic.com say. The deletion was not of my own volition, user Enrique.
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 | doggbatman watch as sputnik crumbles beneath my wrath! muahahaha
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| BatDogMan and a wise user you are, user bailar11
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| doggbatman the mighty user known as dogbatman has never been banned! you shalt know who the real dogbatman is!
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| BatDogMan do not believe in the imposter known as "doggbatman" -- he is a cheap imposter!
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| Lelle haha, that one was written in a whim of inspiration when I'd just heard the band and was baffled at how ****ing awful they were, before they reached sputnik fame. not sure if I could set out to recreate that kind of BRILLIANCEEeee!!1 ilu2 enrique :*
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| climactic Hey man that's awesome, a bunch of my friends left for college today.
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| BatDogMan Enrique has missed the point of the MIGHTY USER DOGFISH's list! there are facts, and there are devices used to draw out the alts -- I have succeeded in drawing you out user bailar11! I have also discovered that you are in fact the user known as IAmTheNig!
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 | Obfuscation24 I'm surprised they didn't perma-ban us the first time around tbh. And I'm sure they'll make that feature at some point, just have to see how long it takes for that to happen ;)
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| Obfuscation24 I'm up for the challenge ;) Oh and glad to see that BC13 is coming out with a new album, that'll be a nice thread to troll to death
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| Josh D. People have been telling me to get a shoutbox 4ev. Finally gave in. All that's left is an alt.
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| Josh D. I had a dream last night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU
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 | somberlain yeah these new features are very troll-friendly ;)
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| somberlain believe me I was VERY careful and no one would've figured it out. I just wish I could've edited or removed comments before. I had to de-lete a few lists cause I posted under the wrong account!
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 | Bitchfork AIM me here: atracey56. i have a question for ya
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| somberlain well I'm also the complete opposite, especially as far as music taste
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| Bitchfork Okay, now what is your rating for MtB's Omni?
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| somberlain well I'm not well known at all either! I am kinda ashamed of tinkrbel though
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| somberlain so will we ever know enrique's true identity?
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| Bitchfork What, out of curiosity, is your rating for Communist Russia's Indian Ink?
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 | coneren Well it happens, I'm just glad it aint me
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| coneren Both of my brother have gotten DUI's (one crashed into a building and still laughs about it, so I just make a striahgt face) I would rather be in one spot anyway, unless going to find A
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 | Iamthe Nightstars lol ok. I'll do it if you tell me what your real profile name is and prove that it's really you.
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| coneren In my case, it was the beer and everyone else was passed out for 4 hours.....either way it was so funny when I did it.......beats driving 30 mins for somewhere that is open(I don't Drink and drive because I'm awesome). HA I almost said Drink and Drink
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| coneren OK WHAT THE **** I JUST LITERALLY MADE BREAKFAST AT 330 AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE....not even kidding, what the hell............You psychic
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| coneren Pass out??????ME??????? It's not even 9 here yet!.....well it still could happen
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| coneren Both The Mayan Factors mabye....I might watch There will Be Blood instead though. I have decided whether i should tonight, or tomorrow
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 | Douglas Ah, indeed. Next review will most likely be Silje Nes
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| Douglas If my spanish is as sloppy as I think it is, I corazon enrique.
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 | Lakes. hey enrique, i'm coming out with a new ep september 1. you up for it?
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| coneren gotta keep your friends guessing
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 | ANALCUNT just worked out they a.c. on here lol soppy ****s
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| Lakes. let the rhythm take you over
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| coneren -is bored(1 hour)-is still bored
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| coneren were just having fun!!!just made my first facebook since mine goty hackd in april haha...feels.....cool
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| coneren Yeah ive got some I've been topo lazy to rateHoly **** I really have been here fora while
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| coneren will this be our fuinal battle???Doubtful..just havinh fun on my firneds comp//dup
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 | Dryden make a huge shuffle list of thier discography you wont know what song comes next
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 | theacademy idk if im slow but i really have no idea wtf
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 | SeaAnemone oh cool, just wondering. ok, go about your business sir, good day.
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| coneren OK, GOODNIGHT!!!!BEDTIME HELL YEAH SHT YEAH!
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 | Deceptioneer all of them. mainly the latest 2. and, taylor will get around to that...
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| Realm maidenpmccc08.17.10 my fav site is www.ironmaiden.com
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| Deceptioneer You should move on to the next Crunkcore tournament round Enrique
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 | FurbyPower Thank you. Will you assist Furby in pegging it down to a 4 with alts?
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| FurbyPower And Furby loves your Enriqueness... Hey, can you help a Furby out and rate CTTS a 1? Furby will luvs you forever.
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 | AtavanHalen Here you go: http://rapidshare.com/files/413630072/The_Forest_-_EP.zip
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 | Fapper Your honorary fap aggrandizes my vigor to live
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 | godhatessputnik They're gay and the made-up language is a joke. At least I'm not being brainwashed by the multitudes of gay bands nowadays.
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| Dryden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRr_x36Ess good interview
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| Dryden original will always be da best tho
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 | MichaelPhelps Yep. Fred gets out of line sometimes. See the picture I posted in the Periphery thread...
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| MichaelPhelps Oh yeah, totally. As a kid I got paddled by him more times than I can remembe for listening to Ricky Martin. He screamed "GOD HATES FAGS!" at me.
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| MichaelPhelps He is the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, of which I'm a part of. We picket funerals, gays, etc.
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| MichaelPhelps Did I tell you about my uncle Fred? He's a really nice guy.
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| Deceptioneer enrique, we need you in the periphery thread. i will paint a sexy portrait of you if you help
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| MichaelPhelps Hopefully Taylor will be making a return in the Periphery thread tonight. You up for it?
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| MichaelPhelps I see. Taylor is not as popular with the fellow Sputnikers as you, Enrique, but he has a mighty potential for greatness, something he has already touched on in his numerous crunkcore soundoffs.
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| MichaelPhelps Thank you, bailamos. I will be sure to pick up 100 copies of Euphoria next time I visit my local Target.
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| MichaelPhelps The only bad thing about my profession is the long waits between the games. Totally psyched for the 2112 Olympics in Brazil though, so long as I don't get mugged or anything. Rio de Janeiro is gangsta.
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| MichaelPhelps Pretty cool. I've been smokin' a lot of bongs lately too. And I followed the World Cup, really happy with the results, especially since you've followed up on your bet, Enrique.
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| MichaelPhelps Working out four times a week at Cardinal Fitness, swimming at the YMCA. You?
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| coneren That's a good thing!!Make them think you're a troll and then stick around fer a while...Reallt conufse the bastards......I'm gonna make one right now dont tell anyone!!!!
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| coneren Well one day I will be close!!Mabye one day we'll connect on your mainOH my god this tempts me to make an ALT hahaha
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| coneren This isnt Obfuscation is it(Random guess, haha)???Oh and you really aren't a bad troll man, you've been here too long to be told that hahaha, most leave after 2 days
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| coneren This makes me very sad now :( Can I have a big enough hint if you are well known on here or not??By the way, you're pretty cool!
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| coneren Serious question.....have you ever talked to me on your normal account???
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 | East Hastings the review pages were lacking in the spanish sexiness department, east is glad rique is back :]
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| Deceptioneer hmm. taylor has been on the sputnik less and less himself, so don't feel bad riq.
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 | Ire Actually it was a record store signing. I got my yotbr vinyl signed. They were so humble, i can't believe it. : )
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| Ire don't ever do that again i tear'd. i also met claudio sanchez yesterday
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 | PanasonicYouth oh thank god. i was gone for about a week as well but when i returned, i found your absence to be puzzling and worrisome. but now that i know that you have returned, the sexy dancing can begin again
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 | Baphomet Sweet baby Jesus! You're back! For a moment there I thought you were cheating on sputnik.... don't ever leave like that again!
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 | 8bit Thank god we thought you might have joined Jersey Shore.
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| 8bit Where are you Enrique?!!?!?!?!!
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 | Counterfeit Dude. Sputnik is freaking out. They need you. I need you. WE ALL NEED YOU!!! You should have realized by now that sputnik
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| 8bit I would like to feature you in a song Enrique how about it? This album is going to be the next big Sputnik album.
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| AtavanHalen Thanks, Enrique. One day, I will dance with you - as long as you ask me to dance.
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| AtavanHalen Questionable? :( Have I not rated enough Enrique albums?
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 | Thor Can you kiss away my pain?
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 | JohnDeBiase My ratings are honest, but I am learning the art of image spam. It started in the Opeth thread today with the Audio Adrenaline pics.
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| JohnDeBiase Why can't anyone see I'm not a troll, Enrique? I've just come to share the word of the Bible with the unrepented!
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| East Hastings east is doing his best to spam it on lists everywhere.
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| East Hastings enrique inspired east to make a soundoff, courtesy of last.fm
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| East Hastings enrique should preview them on itunes. its an experience.
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| East Hastings found a new album for you to give a 5 http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=60056let taylor know too
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 | LegendofPittman Ahh yes, I know my head would explode from too much Enrique. THE NIPS ARE IRRESISTIBLE!
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| LegendofPittman Makes sense, when is Enrique going to come out with his Avant-garde Prog Indie album? After the Crunkcore one?
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 | Plutonio yo, check your email for my LP and please mediafire it. Thanks ahead of time. As well, like, it had to be sent in two emails, but it's one release that starts with "Now It is Clear." and ends with "The Kopenek Sister and Her Ax."
Again, thanks.
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 | Prolapse why thank you enrique, he's a feisty one
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| Deceptioneer hey enrique.. my ep is finished http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=86sjnhaseehtv
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 | Motiv3 after seeing the link Brah posted i have to say my respect has gone up for u enrique hahaha.
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| 8bit Enrique I need someone with studio experience to help me produce Songs for Countess, and I think you just might be the right fit.
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 | BrahTheSunGod Hahahahahaha you're one crazy bastard btw: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1300699/Enrique-Iglesias-loses-bet-goes-naked-waterskiing.html
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| Sanders everyone runs faster when carrying a knife!
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| theacademy ah i had another enrique one all queue'd up but this is more timely so the other will wait... thanks bra
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 | Yeahtoast I also enjoyed your appearence in two and a half men. Fine acting, sir.
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| Deceptioneer just make the review sound honest and we won't spam it too much. then if jom d'ls it we can complain. its a real album.
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| Deceptioneer thanks. will enrique be reviewing the ep when it comes out?
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| Deceptioneer hey enrique, here's my first solo song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b-e6vA-Uhc
the project name is above the graves
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| Yeahtoast Your input within the Sputnik community is vital and doesn't go unnoticed.
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| East Hastings does rique know of signal hill? they are pretty standard, with nice, slow guitars and whatnot, but east enjoys their album more before we're gone
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| Deceptioneer i have some friends in the industry, i'm workin on organizing a crunk woodstock
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| East Hastings enrique is so smart. east will give el cielo some more listens over time and we shall see if his opinions match up with enrique's. and he is probably right about catch without arms being better on the first few listens, but we'll see :P
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| East Hastings the only thing that east doesnt like about el cielo is gavin's voice. it's much too airy and not quite there. the music, however, is stellar and beautiful, despite some filler ( :[ ) tracks. catch without arms seems to him to be a much more solid and fun release with better singing. however, these opinions are subject to change without notice, as east has been listening to them a lot lately
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| Bitchfork http://reviewrinserepeat.com/content/surfgaze-a-foul-cry-for-attention
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| Bitchfork At least read my critical analysis of "surfgaze" enrique, plz and thnx
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| Bitchfork Too bad there's no rrr vs. sputnik war
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| East Hastings enrique is a master at his craft. and yes, i think huffndoback was permabanned unfortunately :/
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| Deceptioneer ever listen to family force 5? some high class crunkcore there mang
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| East Hastings sounds very good. east hastings is glad enrique wasn't banned, because his alt was :(
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 | witchxrapist im v proud of who i be, but i'm not like vain =)
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 | Obfuscation25 Hmm that's a good idea, I think I'll do that, and if I get permabanned I'll have my old reviews d then put them up again under the backup account. I might not join the fight against Jom now though considering he's not probably gonna permaban me even though I should've been.
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| Obfuscation25 10 permabanned? holy s*** man, you mustve been trollin like crazy. And I'm hoping I can get my main back and not be permabanned, cause I've been building it up since January.
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| Obfuscation25 Hmm that might work, we'd have to make a ton of alts though. Oh and this is what Jom told me when I asked how long I'm banned-"Usually when it's not listed it means you did something so stupid and annoying that it's a permanent ban, but my guess is that you'll be unbanned by midweek or something."
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| Obfuscation25 Alright, well I might be out of ideas if spreading scat-porn isn't gonna work, js.
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 | Dunpeal sup bro. you bring joy to the many starving and unprivileged children across the globe, much like Celine, but with a pair of balls. godspeed to you sir. i will do my best to balance my boring life and this serious website.
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| Obfuscation25 augh, damn him and his douchey tendencies. I'm gonna start an underground movement to overthrow him or something hahah.
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