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| 4.0 excellent | KangarooSong | November 17th 12 |
Usually any woman that can sing "my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" and get away with it is a decent listen in my book.
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| 4.0 excellent | PistolPete | November 14th 12 |
Well honeybun you outdid yourself on this one. How did you know I liked Pepsi-Cola and cherry pies? I mean gawddamn!
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| 0.0 | Sowing STAFF | November 15th 12 |
Not as well-composed as Born to Die, which was only "pretty good". So this is just "good." Would probably be bad if she wasn't a smoke show and I didn't hear with my eyes.
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| 3.5 great | Lani | November 14th 12 |
Holy fuck, could she have made a more jingoistic record?! But musically it is really pretty. Well kinda. Actually, this is actually bad, worse than Born to Die.
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| 0.0 | Tyrael | November 14th 12 |
I... I... Don't judge me! :[
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| 4.5 superb | leohasse | December 22nd 22 |
a sonoridade desse EP ressoa muito numa lana mais sombria, mais soturna... gosto muito dele, acrescenta muito ao que o born to die se cimentou como. a tracklist eh tambem perfeita! ela fez bem em nao colocar burning desire dentro dele de forma oficial.
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| 3.0 good | PrincyAli | September 15th 21 |
Nice addition as a weird EP/double album thing. 3.1/5 Favs: Ride, American, Blue Velvet, Gods & Monsters, Yayo
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| 3.7 great | Erwann S. STAFF | April 15th 21 |
Born to Die, but shorter, and more orchestral. Hence, a better Born to Die, and coming out only 10 months after! As us', the best tracks are the first ones, but the sequencing, as well as the EP's relative short length, make this her best non-NFR release. Also, it might be here that her vintage 60s glamour shines the most throughout the whole record. Also lol pussy pepsi.
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| 4.5 superb | bkeating | November 1st 13 |
A glamorously languid, slightly seedy, sun-scorched portrait of LA. Lana Del Rey's voice is a beautiful thing, and on this
particular album (EP?) it shines. It may be the end punctuation to the Born to Die saga, but it manages to be both more
consistent and more impressive than the album that precedes it.
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| 0.0 | someguest | November 17th 12 |
I don't know, I guess this record might be pretty good. And when I say pretty good I mean awesome for a transvestite.
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| 4.5 superb | chtrenne | November 14th 12 |
I like her new direction, but there are too many disposable tracks. The next album is going to take over the world.
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| 1.5 very poor | MrFemil | October 22nd 23 |
| 2.5 average | Luna | August 15th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | dbrandr | April 9th 23 |
| 2.5 average | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | April 8th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Handers | March 26th 23 |
| 4.1 excellent | A.R.O. STAFF | February 15th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | TommyG | October 28th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Zzz | March 20th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | rara2018 | November 20th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | mogospot | November 15th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | M8SZA | June 26th 20 |
| 2.5 average | scrappy | December 27th 19 |
| 3.5 great | casey | December 15th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Aszhi | September 22nd 19 |
| 3.0 good | Jimmer2 | September 20th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Djang0 | August 30th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Cormano | August 29th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Codah | March 25th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | Sarah | March 21st 19 |
| 3.5 great | solrage | February 11th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | dunnope | November 11th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Apollo | January 8th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | kb3984 | December 2nd 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | callum17 | November 18th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Teddd | August 27th 17 |
| 3.5 great | chuckd | July 24th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hybza | May 22nd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | alamo | March 29th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Corney | February 20th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Brandon | December 30th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Wolfe | December 28th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Devius | December 2nd 16 |
| 3.0 good | Nights | November 29th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Lanas | July 23rd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | artyzmu | March 24th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | rifkadm | February 14th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Tim00w | December 21st 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Behexen | November 3rd 15 |
| 2.5 average | 13km | September 23rd 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tom R. CONTRIBUTOR | September 9th 15 |
| 2.5 average | iveau | August 26th 15 |
| 2.5 average | NLD | June 4th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | hnled | May 12th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Simon K. STAFF | January 4th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | slaps | December 17th 14 |
| 3.0 good | mc83 | December 4th 14 |
| 3.5 great | mCihhh | November 19th 14 |
| 3.0 good | Fyfe00 | November 3rd 14 |
| 2.5 average | tiberk | October 22nd 14 |
| 2.5 average | Fujay | June 18th 14 |
| 3.5 great | iGuter | June 15th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Echelon | February 17th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Bell12 | November 30th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Oblomov | November 25th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Yoshia | November 20th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | hudso | October 29th 13 |
| 2.5 average | ellagos | October 17th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | dre517 | October 14th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | DANcore | July 23rd 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Respex | April 10th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Majkl | March 19th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Rubvo | January 30th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Viales | January 23rd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | kyliep | January 17th 13 |
| 3.5 great | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | January 16th 13 |
| 3.0 good | jmh886 | January 7th 13 |
| 3.0 good | kojpl | January 6th 13 |
| 2.5 average | goop | January 6th 13 |
| 3.0 good | bharr | January 5th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Rudy K. EMERITUS | January 4th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Iai EMERITUS | January 1st 13 |
| 2.5 average | Lenix | December 31st 12 |
| 3.0 good | Skoj | December 31st 12 |
| 3.0 good | Hoppip | December 23rd 12 |
| 3.5 great | Coast | December 23rd 12 |
| 3.0 good | Dask | December 10th 12 |
| 3.5 great | fog CONTRIBUTOR | December 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Moraff | December 5th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Solisis | November 15th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Titan50 | November 13th 12 |
| 3.5 great | lu0490 | November 12th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | ysgar | November 7th 12 |
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