| 1.0 awful | dynamic range police | July 28th 14 |
I was afraid my 1 would have raised the avg to 1, so I had to check with a scientific calculator.
20 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | SourAK | August 11th 14 |
i actually thought this was pretty damn good this album requires a higher level of understanding than most of you plebeians are capable of.
4 Bumps | Bump |
| 5.0 classic | Sarah | June 24th 18 |
Greatest album ever made. Period. Hello Kitty Suicide Club saved my life.
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | emester | August 15th 14 |
I like the part were its like "*midi* EEEEEEEEEEIIIIEEEIIIEEEEEHH *midi*"
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | ExplosiveOranges | August 8th 14 |
Worst album ever. 50 characters, you say? I'd rather listen to Megatron have sex with a rhinoceros while the band members of Meshuggah and Deftones beat each other to death with medieval weapons.
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | GuitarJesus27 | September 1st 14 |
I would give a medal to whoever can listen to this album start to finish, but chances are they've probably already killed themselves
2 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.5 very poor | zaruyache | November 15th 16 |
This gets a .5/5 bonus for succeeding at being "laughably bad." The random samples are crude and out-of-place, the keyboards are purposefully cheesy, and the screams are ear-splittingly childish. It's a glorious combination of stupid junk made by people who were obviously just messing around for the sake of messing around. In that sense, this music succeeds. It's definitely music you try to convince your friends you actually enjoy. And with weird juxtapositions like the almost-fun basslines and Anchorman samples on "Tamagotchi Cannibalism," you might just be able to do that. Objectively, this is horrible, awful music. When taken as the parody fustercluck it is, though, there are moments of comedic redemption. Only just, but they're definitely there.
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.5 very poor | Right-clicker mentality | August 22nd 15 |
As strange as I might find this, its worst sin is, honestly, being boring. You can do so much when you're armed with decent instruments and recording devices, and no self awareness, so it's criminal that they would make this so tame and monotonous.
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Million Ghosts | August 11th 14 |
I want to love this but it's impossible, it's like a squirrel in it's death throes fucking a NES.
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.5 very poor | YakNips | July 26th 14 |
best album ever
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Elmo | June 5th 23 |
wut the fvck is this shite
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Nine | September 29th 18 |
I'm sure there was a multitude of noise complaints filed while this was being recorded.
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | FirstStrikeIsDeadly | July 22nd 15 |
I, uh...wow. Someone show this to Joel from Vinesauce, he'd be absolutely flabbergasted at the idea of MIDI grindcore.
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Britch2tiger | May 26th 15 |
#HelloKittyChallenge - The act of listening to this entire album, once. A fair challenge, a bit rough, but now I am forever grateful to have at least done this. From that moment on, I now have a reference for what terrible music REALLY can sound like. If there was a possible way to rate this a 0/5, I would. A silver lining for your reading - look up Sweet Trip, and listen to their '03 album, Velocity : Design : Comfort (the complete antithesis to this album). I now gave you the spectrum of BAD electronica to GREAT electronica. You're welcome.
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Mutantsnowstorm | April 26th 15 |
Let's please get this back down to a 0.9 that would make me happy
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | CoolFool1O1 | August 11th 14 |
Quite possibly the worst album I ever heard. What a nightmare this is.
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Mister Twister | August 9th 14 |
Blurring the line between noise and sound, Hello Kitty Suicide Club are currently on trial for war crimes in The Hague.
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Suyan | March 13th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | eureka | August 8th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | j008 | January 2nd 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 17th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Ronike | October 15th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | 2ool | April 10th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | foxblood | September 23rd 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Noobl | February 13th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | clavier EMERITUS | February 13th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | December 26th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | P0laris | November 23rd 17 |
| 0.5 | Scuro EMERITUS | July 31st 17 |
| 3.5 great | tyler | January 9th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | January 7th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | gilly | January 3rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Snide | May 19th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | olimar | March 4th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | February 1st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Zanye | January 9th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Shukal | August 24th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | August 23rd 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | August 8th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Veldin | June 19th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Preston | February 26th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Mercy | September 18th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | adr | August 11th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Skoj | August 8th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | JJKeys | August 8th 14 |
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