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| 0.5 | Brendan Schroer STAFF | March 21st 18 |
Why did the band feel the need to elaborate that their punch includes five fingers? I'm not sure what a knuckle sandwich with a pinkie out would look like, but it's probably pretty silly. Then again, Patrick Star once taught me that having your pinkie out is supposed to be a status symbol and a sign of being fancy, and I suppose he's got a point
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| 0.0 | sean | May 19th 18 |
Five Finger Death Punch have perfected the art of the $5 Walmart shirts worn by that smelly guy in your geography class
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| 0.0 | Mister Twister | May 15th 18 |
does that cover remind anybody else of da share z0ne
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| 1.0 awful | Uncle Rico | April 27th 18 |
The lyrics actually sound like they were written by a junior high football player that thinks he is the best player on the team simply because he can weight lift more than the rest of his teammates.
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| 1.0 awful | koolpizza | March 21st 18 |
let five finger death punch die alone please please god
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| 0.0 | Kusangii | April 29th 21 |
One of the best albums of 2018. You guys just can't feel the pure anger and frustration hidden
deep inside this piece of art.
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| 1.5 very poor | cjbizzlebizzle | June 19th 18 |
If you're gonna write one of the worst songs of all time, you might as well have it be the opener of your album. Between the incredibly poorly written lyrics and the most stereotypical rhythmic chugs, 'Fake' sets the bar low and Five Finger Death Punch are plain bad for most of And Justice for None. Seriously, 'Fake' might be one of the worst songs in metal history. At times, the riffs are decent only to be overshadowed by Ivan Moody's truly questionable lyrics. 'Sham Pain' is another prime example of this where Moody pseudo-raps about how much he doesn't care about the haters and how much distaste he has for buses and planes. The delivery of the words is perhaps even worse than the lyrics in that case. If you showed the lyrics to 'Sham Pain', 'Fake', or 'Rock Bottom' to an adult they would think it was a child who got kicked out of school for the day for writing swear words in class. The album is at its worst when Moody is playing tough metal guy and at its relative best when they slow down like in 'Blue on Black' and 'I Refuse', which are by no means good but tolerable. Avoid at all costs but if you do choose this path skip the Offspring 'Gone Away' cover, it cannot be unheard unfortunately.
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| 0.0 | gold dune class | June 1st 18 |
parquet courts have an opening bonus track called 'already dead' on "human perfomance" and it's heavenly good, still funny because it's five finger death punch tho
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| 0.0 | zaruyache | May 15th 18 |
And Justice for None! BLAM BLAM! But remember to support the trooooops!
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| 1.0 awful | Daryl the Beryl | May 1st 18 |
"Sham Pain" is in the running to be one of the worst songs of the year.
EDIT: And it's not even the worst song on this.
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| 0.0 | advancedwarfighter | April 27th 18 |
I'm sure dudebros with snapback caps still gonna be happy and proudly play it loud in their pickup
trucks.
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| 0.0 | mrdogthrow | March 21st 18 |
this album art hurts my insides
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| 1.5 very poor | Moneylishi | February 20th 23 |
Y'know, this honestly could have made it to a "2" rating, because despite its awful lyrics, wife-beater atmosphere, and milquetoast expression of heaviness, the sonic aspect of this album is mostly just boring. However, the failure to omit the travesty of song in "Sham Pain" drags the entire album down half a point.
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| 1.0 awful | Doctuses | May 23rd 18 |
don't have to listen to this to know it's a 1. i did anyway and now i have to blast slayer for 800 hours just to feel normal again.
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| 1.5 very poor | NordicNorth | May 18th 18 |
I haven't listened to this band for years, actually enjoyed their debut, it was a fun but rather bland effort. They've got much worse and my god this band need a new lyricist, might as well call this album "Ivan Moody fucking hates everyone but feels so inclined to give us a shitty ballad out of fuck knows where."
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| 1.0 awful | cloakanddagger | May 17th 18 |
I guess with a new Amorphis album and a new Alkaloid album coming out on May 18, Five Finger Death Punch thought they should balance out the greatness of those bands with an album of pure ass released on the same day.
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| 4.0 excellent | Beau | October 6th 23 |
| 2.5 average | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 11th 22 |
| 3.5 great | NBHC | June 8th 22 |
| 2.5 average | AGC | May 30th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Davey | May 5th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Halez | November 6th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Jonatas | October 27th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Masha2k | April 3rd 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | jc3494 | March 23rd 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | CHINDI | February 19th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Hehe | December 14th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Brabiz | October 19th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Sowing STAFF | October 15th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Flomink | October 9th 20 |
| 3.0 good | JJBSS | August 16th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | sfoat9 | July 2nd 20 |
| 1.0 awful | AriDoe | February 29th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | s0nicx | February 28th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | ICDD | February 23rd 20 |
| 3.0 good | Dylan | February 2nd 20 |
| 1.0 awful | mEyck07 | November 18th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | Delre57 | September 19th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | bobcarl2 | September 16th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | josh | June 10th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sarah | June 4th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | El Olam | February 27th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Oof | January 27th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | latpac | December 20th 18 |
| 2.5 average | MAN0 | December 18th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Coast | November 9th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Cormano | November 9th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | ryguy | November 8th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | doofy | November 5th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rice303 | October 28th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Wolfe | October 11th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Josh | September 22nd 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kyzumo | September 14th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | kbreit | August 1st 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | chayka | July 26th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | ARTV | June 23rd 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Ssb73 | June 19th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xhoven | June 7th 18 |
| 3.0 good | JDubb | June 5th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | TheGuy | June 2nd 18 |
| 2.5 average | ghuIeh | May 26th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Ben STAFF | May 26th 18 |
| 2.5 average | xtrole | May 23rd 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | NAM86 | May 23rd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sapee | May 23rd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | gilly | May 20th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | jesper STAFF | May 20th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | heck | May 19th 18 |
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