Static Dress   Rouge Carpet Disaster
3.9
excellent
Release Date: 2022
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4.5 superbNewBallistics | May 20th 22

The Underoath album you wanted, finally coming out.

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2.5 averagegrandfather | May 25th 22

Caved to the hype and gave this a couple of spins. Thoroughly soulless Myspacecore revival. The weird production is a huge issue; both the vocals and guitars are buried half the time. Might've been an artistic decision, but it really doesn't work. The total lack of memorable vocal melodies doesn't help, either, especially since this style is good for basically nothing else. You might like this if you're looking for some Silverstein-esque background music.

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4.0 excellentajcollins15 | May 24th 22

As the fifth wave emo genre expands and more artists turn the genre into a full-fledged monster, we are seeing a bit of another small revival of the classic emo-pop and screamo genre. This UK-based band brings a lot of that classic post-hardcore angst and anger head-on with their debut album ?Rouge Carpet Disaster?. It has a very mid-2000s mall goth feel to it, if not a lot of the album is pulling from a lot of those early 2000s screamo acts. What might be the hardest thing for me to sit through with the record is how blatant some of the influences are throughout the whole listen. Plus my feelings towards revival acts is never positive because most of the time I would rather listen to the original. But the band makes a real statement with the project here and overall it?s a very solid and explosive listen that any fan of emo will enjoy the project.

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3.9 excellentErwann S. STAFF | January 11th 23

The best Underoath record since, like, Lost in the Sound of Translation, Rouge Carpet Disaster features everything you'd need in a "mainstream" post-hardcore record: passionate vocals, alt-metal linings, emo sensibilities, and the occasional metalcore passage to show how tough ya are. When all this is created by people with talent (the clean singer isn't annoying, huzzah!) and love for the genre, it's a real good sign for the future.

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5.0 classicdoom. | August 3rd 22

Chaotic delicate madness.

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4.5 superbterriblekonrad | June 1st 22

I'am emo and 14teen again. Thank you for memories.

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2.5 averagec0nf1n3d | August 31st 23

For anyone that plays video games out there, you know how there's those 'Spiritual Successor' games that are meant to serve as a quazi-sequel to another game? Examples here include Perfect Dark, Yooka-Laylee, Freedom Planet, Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, and more. Static Dress' "Rouge Carpet Disaster" is essentially the same concept, but for the older sound of underOATH. It feels unfair to coin it that way, but the influence is massively present. The bad news is, underOATH had genuinely catchy vocal hooks and melodies, whereas Static Dress gets close, but doesn't hit the finish line in terms of memorable hooks. The style's here, the musicianship is solid, the passion is felt in the creation of the record, but they needed a good producer to coach them in writing memorable hooks. That's the only piece missing in what otherwise could be the next generation's potential introduction to the style.

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2.5 averageartificialbox | January 4th 23

Calling this "the Underoath album you've been waiting for" is a huge slap in the face to an
actual good band that knows how to write and record a cohesive album.


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