The Saddest Landscape   You Will Not Survive
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4.0 excellentSrangerthanficti0n | October 28th 10

this was an instant 4 for me but after a few days of it sinking in its definitely a 5

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3.6 greatErwann S. STAFF | July 30th 19

Angrier than I remember, it sounds like an emo version of The Carrier (oh the nostalgia hits so fucking hard). The vocalist sometimes sounds like a human pittbull, but it sure does add a certain je-ne-sais-quoi.

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4.0 excellentRisodo | March 15th 18

"You Will Not Survive" is all that Pianos Become the Teeth has always wanted to be, and even managed to at times, but failed to keep in thar direction. The first time i heard the name "The Saddest Landscape", i thought directly about Emo's stigma, but i was caught by surprise to hear the whole play. The sadness was transformed into anger, and the lightness became speed and intensity. A big surprise lost in time.

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The perfect soundtrack to any emotional crisis ever.

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