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| 0.0 | WeepingBanana | October 24th 11 |
Nickelback walks into a bar. Absolutely no one cares.
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| 0.0 | Aids | October 24th 11 |
the only ratings so far are 1.0s and 5.0s. Must be a Nickelback album.
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| 0.0 | escalatortopurgatory | November 13th 11 |
Nickelback have got to be the most overhated band on the face of the Earth. Yeah, their music is boring and formulaic, but it's more tuneful than 90% of the metalcore and warbling electronic crap garnening rave reviews on this site. Tell me how your favorite modern metal or "post dubstep" artist is really any deeper or more talented than Nickelback, because I really wanna know.
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| 1.0 awful | Scoot | October 24th 11 |
5.0 classic metallicaman88 | October 22nd 11
5.0 classic Zoso4 | October 22nd 11
5.0 classic rogerebert | October 22nd 11
5.0 classic bannedwarrior | October 22nd 11
fags
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| 1.0 awful | Irving EMERITUS | November 19th 11 |
My rating was given on principle alone. And because I have to make this piece longer than fifty characters, I'll add a complimentary "fuck you Nickelback" at no extra cost.
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| 0.0 | Yuma310 | November 13th 11 |
these 1 ratings are bs
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| 0.0 | fsupride | November 4th 11 |
The four 5.0s have VERY similar review ratings...
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| 0.0 | toxin. | October 22nd 11 |
of the people who rated this who actually listened to it
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| 0.0 | UsernameX | January 26th 14 |
Nickelback is back, just like herpes. I like herpes more.
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| 1.5 very poor | TPM731 | August 16th 13 |
Now I can see why people hate Nickelback. Until now, I've failed to understand what's so atrocious about them as opposed to other bands, since in my opinion, they're a regular mainstream rock band, nothing more, nothing less. I can enjoy Nickelback most of the time. Up until "Dark Horse", all their albums have had enough quality to make me enjoy most of it. But not this album. The party-rock songs completely ruin this for me. The rest of the songs range from passable to boring. For once, I understand the negative reaction.
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| 5.0 classic | mrsamberrett | December 31st 11 |
You truly are an uneducated arsehole, why review an album thats by a band you clearly dislike, what's the fucking point? jeez you Nickelback haters never give any valid reasons for your hate, fuck you all, Nickelback rock!
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| 1.0 awful | NickelbackFTL | November 19th 11 |
what the new nickelback record is bad who woulda thunk
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| 1.5 very poor | jsaf7 | November 15th 11 |
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| 1.0 awful | Lucman | March 6th 18 |
I didn't really understand the burning hatred for Nickelback until I heard this album. Here and Now is just so offensively bad it hurts.
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| 2.0 poor | ryanX | June 27th 16 |
It grew on me again, still not amazing...but worth more than a 1.5 i'd say.
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| 2.5 average | forthefallencheese | November 13th 14 |
Here and Now you realize that Chad Kroeger is tapping that hot bitch from the Hello Kitty Japanese dubstep video.
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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | October 25th 14 |
Nickelback's fanbase and the ones who are against the band and everything they stand for never changes. That said, Here and Now is another addition to this mainstream rock group's ever-growing discography of polarization. While not nearly as horrendous as their last record Dark Horse, Nickelback continue to rely on a broken formula throughout this one that features no new twists in the slightest; akin to an M. Night Shyamalan film, if I do say so myself.
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| 0.0 | BaselineOOO | July 16th 13 |
All I know is that I like this better than Karnivool.
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| 3.0 good | Epicenter | May 30th 13 |
It's Nickelback. Most people either love them or hate them. I'm of the opinion that they are a decent rock band held back by obvious fillers that will get them laid such as all of the ballads except Lullaby. It's still a decent record and Kroger is a decent singer, even though he could come up with better lyrics. Seriously, we get it. You like to fuck chicks.
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| 2.0 poor | Toondude | January 15th 13 |
I don't really think it's as bad as Dark Horse, but it's still pretty bad. "This Means War" and "When We Stand Together" are the only songs I find tolerable.
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| 0.0 | chris0987 | October 9th 12 |
the epitome of cock-rock. every time i hear this band in the distance, i want to stab my eardrums with pencils. that would ensure that i would never have to endure the pain of hearing them ever again
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| 2.0 poor | Deuce8311 | June 18th 12 |
I have to admit, I've always been a bit of a closet Nickelback fan. They aren't as bad as everyone says. In fact most people hate them because of their mainstream popularity which is fucking retarded in my opinion. I'm actually ashamed to call myself anything of a fan after this album. It is very generic and seems to have no common idea throughout. Party anthems like "Bottoms Up" have no business being followed by songs like "When We Stand Together". Any good producer would know this and correct it. Basically just another made for money radio record that has more than enough of its share of radio ballads and generic songs about drinking and sex. I will give them credit however for the nice and heavy instrumentation of songs like "Bottoms Up" and "This Means War" that make them enjoyable. You get what you expect with this band so everyone just needs to accept that and quit bitching about it because there's nothing that can be done when too many people like them. However, I will say that those who absolutely love this band honestly do not know music, but those who hate them won't change their mind either.
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| 0.0 | lerem | May 13th 12 |
This band needs to just disappear. They spit in the face of the beautiful creative medium that music is meant to be.
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| 2.0 poor | Systemunfolded | March 19th 12 |
This album blows, simple as that. We're not elitists, Nickelback is just too stupid to realize how bad they are, and persist.
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| 1.0 awful | jwyles4 | February 14th 12 |
Another poor effort by a band that just won't stop.
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| 0.0 | Shuyin | February 1st 12 |
all the songs sound the same.. and the same as last album
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| 0.0 | macadoolahicky | February 1st 12 |
"Here and Now" is a good way to apologize for their previous effort, but is still just additional evidence that Nickelback only have the potential of being nothing more than a decent rock band.
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| 3.0 good | Kordez | January 17th 12 |
I love music loud, combine that with Chad Kroeger's voice and a bottle of Jim Beam, you'll find me the following morning waking up on the media room floor covered in my own vomit. I'm not sure when Nickelback created a mob willing to chase them around with pitchforks, and it's a shame because throw some Nickelback on in the right environment and you'll have everyone chanting lyrics religiously. "Here and Now" is definitely not Nickelbacks best album, but it has a place. "When We Stand Together" is the token feel good Nickelback song, likely to be the most popular. The votes here are disgraceful and frankly, you can go get fucked! Sheep..
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| 3.0 good | Wrencher | January 12th 12 |
Stand-out tracks: "This Means War", "When We Stand Together", "Gotta Get Me Some"
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| 1.0 awful | DJSchraubenzieh | December 23rd 11 |
Q:Why does this album even exist?rA: To make a shitload of money.r
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| 1.0 awful | Type2Diabeetus | November 25th 11 |
alright now on they're getting 1s this is ridiculous why can't they just stop making music
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| 0.0 | jayfatha | November 19th 11 |
5.0 classic bannedwarrior | October 22nd 11 rlmao
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| 1.0 awful | Redman54 | October 24th 11 |
Lets listen to this and the new brokencyde this november
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| 0.0 | Gyromania | October 24th 11 |
Cool cover. Too bad the album is probably terrible beyond belief.
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| 1.0 awful | kodama | April 7th 24 |
| 2.5 average | Piem | March 12th 24 |
| 2.5 average | s0nicx | August 11th 23 |
| 2.0 poor | PTGS | May 25th 23 |
| 3.0 good | chayka | December 19th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | KManoc1 | December 2nd 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Pigwick | November 19th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | DJD1ed | October 4th 22 |
| 2.5 average | Elmo | July 29th 22 |
| 2.5 average | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 21st 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Oobaloo | August 16th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Brabiz | November 6th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Sowing STAFF | October 15th 20 |
| 3.0 good | voodman | September 17th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Halez | May 16th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Docky | March 12th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sly4evr | February 29th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | mEyck07 | December 18th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Blurbs | November 5th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Juca89 | October 2nd 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | josh | June 10th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Nate | April 4th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Sarah | March 1st 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | EagleOwl | February 24th 19 |
| 3.5 great | thezouz | February 17th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Kaze | February 3rd 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | you789 | December 16th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Josh | September 23rd 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Camiot | June 25th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | April 3rd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | NickArk | March 29th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | El Olam | February 13th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | tellah | October 29th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Ben STAFF | October 16th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Mikpol | October 14th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | solrage | September 28th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | jloots | July 4th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Redlar | June 20th 17 |
| 3.0 good | SYL | March 29th 17 |
| 2.5 average | marek | December 2nd 16 |
| 1.0 awful | old | October 10th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | deaad | August 10th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | maxer | July 28th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | SB129 | May 16th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Snide | May 14th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | IVIII | April 26th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | April 18th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | February 21st 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | MaggieG | February 19th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | aightnow | December 19th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Jordan M. EMERITUS | November 17th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | exciter | November 14th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Ssb73 | November 10th 15 |
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| 1.0 awful | mEyck97 | September 29th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | swipenet | September 22nd 15 |
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| 5.0 classic | RyGuy69 | August 30th 15 |
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| 1.5 very poor | YUJOS | November 11th 14 |
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| 1.5 very poor | Veldin | July 11th 14 |
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| 2.0 poor | devin0 | January 26th 14 |
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