Trophywife
An Innocent Orphan In The Post-Modern World


2.5
average

Review

by SloppyMilkshake USER (24 Reviews)
January 14th, 2011 | 28 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Just another band in the post-hardcore world.

"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."

"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."

"He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."

"He transcends time and space."

"He sickens me."

"I love it."

"Me too."

I wish I could say the same about this album.

Post-hardcore newcomers Trophywife's debut album "An Innocent Orphan in the Post-Modern World" (which Seinfeld geeks will recognize as a quote from the show, hilariously enough) are yet another addition to the growing scene of experimentalists who seek to take back the good name of emo/screamo to it's earnest and tasteful roots. They do this by adding a dash of post-rock aesthetics and progressive musicianship, much like their peers such as Touche Amore and La Dispute. While I do enjoy the crusade these bands fight, I can't help but feel as if the scene is becoming increasingly formulaic, and Trophywife's debut does nothing to change that. While I would love to analyze and contextualize the methods behind this album the sad fact remains that nearly every one of these songs is interchangeable, and thus, the overall impact of each is diminished.

The scene opens up to us in "Seam", as the thick woodlands of the album art become materialized into the frantic drumming. There's a certain emphasis placed on percussion throughout this album, which creates a thick undercurrent to the music. While this drumming is very technical and skilled it never relinquishes its grip on the music. It constantly charges forward, even while the guitars are trying to take a more scenic route and explore different atmospheres and moods. Naturally, the only moments where the drumming doesn't sound needlessly overdone is when the band joins in on the frantic battle charge; the guitars both chopping away at the thicket of percussion with jagged riffs and weaving in slithering guitar lines sewing the compositions together. The playing is incredibly tight and raw, like a more earthbound Gospel, but the fact still remains that the songwriting itself is somewhat lacking.

The second track "The Nomadic" introduces us to the vocals, which trade on and off between aggressive growls, Chino Moreno type drawl, and the occasional Aaron Weiss impersonation. As great as this duality works, the lyrics themselves are rather hit-or-miss. "I am a whore for justice, someone smite me."; it speaks with a sense of biblical brevity that is both poetic and tiring. As the album continues we find the great flaw unfold itself; there is nearly no variety here. For enthusiasts of this genre this may be excusable, but to the average listener, it disconnects your interest for memorable moments and shifts in mood are few and far between. It isn't until the last two tracks on the album, "The Ocean and Machines" and "The Lust Son; The Lost Son" where we find a break from the endless gurgle of rolling drums and biting guitars. The former explores atmospheric bleakness while the latter takes us on an angular guitar crawl towards the finish line; a bit too late to reengage the listener.

"We will not let these skies fall under our horizons" belts Justin Harrison on one of the album's more decipherable moments, and yet, they allow their lofty expectations to topple in on them. The heights they traverse through their musicianship and lyrical themes come crashing down when they get to the peak of their powers and realize that they have no idea how to progress from there. The musicians are wonderfully talented in playing their instruments yet they stretch their talents thin and reveal their limitations as songwriters. While I do enjoy the sounds I hear on "An Innocent Orphan in the Post-Modern World" (there isn't really a single song that is unpleasant) it all runs together and becomes monotony. It's an unengaging listen most of the time, and I recommend that the band applies more egalitarian methods next time giving equal attention to musicianship and songwriting.



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SloppyMilkshake
January 15th 2011


981 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I was planning on writing this since last night, but Josh D. sorta beat me to the punch. You could take both of these reviews as an accurate portrayal of the album's sound; his is rather good.

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


Nicely done. I didn't even care to bother with the lyrics. I think the contrast of your meh-ness of the album and my liking of it as a good indicator of it overall. It's probably right in between for most people based on comments left in drastication's list about them.

SloppyMilkshake
January 15th 2011


981 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah, the lyrics of a lot of these bands are a bit overly dramatic, huh? (yet I still love most of La Dispute's lyrics, go figure).



Thanks for the nice comment man. I'll be reading more of your stuff in the future, I'm sure.

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


If I get anything else out, ha ha. I didn't review for over two years if I'm not mistaken. I just like putting ones out for albums I like if there isn't already one for it.


It doesn't seem like this album is getting too much run so far :/

SloppyMilkshake
January 15th 2011


981 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Awww, shit. Well, I'll still keep a lookout.

tkxxx7
January 15th 2011


6168 Comments


I thought I might like this until I read about the lyrics. That's a huge reason I love La Dispute, so I don't think I'm gonna check this out

Album name is cool tho

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


Lyrics shouldn't deter you from an album if you haven't even heard it. He's not saying they are all bad. For example, some of letlive.'s lyrics on Fake History are ridiculous, others are good, but the music is good.

Just go to their Bandcamp and listen to "Bleeding Dark Horse" and see if it's up your alley.

SloppyMilkshake
January 15th 2011


981 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

^What he said.

Bitchfork
January 15th 2011


7581 Comments


i can't get into music with bad lyrics because i start to see that the motivation behind the album's flaws are reflected in the musicianship and blah this sucks kiss my rim

tkxxx7
January 15th 2011


6168 Comments


I actually didn't hear any lyrics on Fake History that I disliked.

I listened to the song, it was alright but kinda meh .

Bitchfork
January 15th 2011


7581 Comments


but fake history sucked for reasons other than the lyrics

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


Bitchfork dislikes this; usually means you'll love it.

I actually didn't hear any lyrics on Fake History that I disliked.


I cringe when I hear "Hear in the sun, it's only 15 minutes of fun" and the lyrics about dicks in that one song.

tkxxx7
January 15th 2011


6168 Comments


So Trophywife's cleans are cool

idk

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


I like them.

tkxxx7
January 15th 2011


6168 Comments


letlive.'s energy is so awesome but they aren't coming near Detroit I don't think

Oh and I lied, the second verse of Homeless Jazz is boring

Captain North
January 15th 2011


6793 Comments


The drums in this are ridiculous (in a bad way). Gave up 4 tracks in. I can see what they're trying to do but they're failing.

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


The only problem I have with them is that they sound so weird.

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
January 15th 2011


10971 Comments


Hilarious band name

SloppyMilkshake
January 15th 2011


981 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I think the drums sound so weird only because there's an emphasis placed on the use of tom drums (and for some songs, it sounds as if the snare is turned off), and the cymbals he use sound rather small. I can't be sure though.

Josh D.
January 15th 2011


17856 Comments


Yeah, the snare is off.



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