Album Rating: 5.0
I actually have a fun story about masturbation.
#pagebreakwin
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Album Rating: 5.0
Please tell us more!
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Album Rating: 5.0
13 yrs old in a beach town on the Mozambican coast, middle of nowhere. No tourists, not a soul, just miles of beach. I walk 30 mins down the shore for some alone time, climb up a sand dune and sit down to start my business facing the epic horizon.
5 mins in I hear someone snigger behind me.
About 30 people from the local village, mostly teens but also women and kids, are standing in a group just staring at me. All burst into peals of laughter when they see my face. I just bolt, trying to outrun the shame, but the village kids are running alongside up on the dunes, and they have no trouble keeping pace, just pissing themselves laughing and doing wank gestures.
Always check your surroundings.
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Album Rating: 5.0
This story is pretty satisfying tbh. Thank you!
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Album Rating: 5.0
Ah, the early teenager phase when we're all horny af and would wangjangle our peepee anywhere anytime.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Ha that is golden Eg. Not at the time, but in hindsight it's hilarious.
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Album Rating: 4.5
eclosion is best of all time
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Album Rating: 5.0
5.0 Train
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Album Rating: 5.0
Tchou tchou connard
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Album Rating: 4.0
Hahaha Egarran that story! You just feel the shame but it's also hilarious.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Phew Trif broke the chain - been waiting since Eg's comment to say that story and Eclosion are both the best
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Album Rating: 4.5
like holdin ur piss in on an airplane
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Album Rating: 4.0
A story of that magnitude just can't be ignored.
Holding piss in an airplane sounds very annoying. Each bump bringing new hellish feelings down there.
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Album Rating: 4.5
can we stop talking about jerkin off in public and pissing on planes
ffs this is a blackgaze thread get a hold of yourselves.
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Album Rating: 4.4 | Sound Off
would be a good American Pie subplot
10/10
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Album Rating: 4.5
dedex how do you feel about amesoeurs
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Album Rating: 4.0
Omg their EP is gooooooooood.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Trif that's your wrongest rating
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Album Rating: 4.0
This one? I'm having some sort of Alcest dip lately. It's weird, I do not know what is happening to me AAAH!
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Album Rating: 5.0
5st 5 in 5 years
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