I just love the hilarious album cover, looks weird as hell.

Album Rating: 3.5

Looking at a full-sized pic of the artwork, it does seem kinda lulzy. I love the color scheme, though. That makes it pretty good overall!

How long until you change your rating to 1.5 for this Capt?

Agreed about the art, it's pretty lame. Colours are cool though.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Motiv3...you do sound like a bitch...too informal? What is this forum? You take yourself way to seriously get a life dude. This is an impassioned response to one of my favorite bands regurgitating a stagnant sound that doesn't resemble the band I used to like...point out the mistakes in craft because I assure you there are few. Grow a penis its a music review...if you'd like to read my thesis link me your email and home address...

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I used the word Necrophagastian...hold my dick...

"Motiv3...you do sound like a bitch...too informal? What is this forum? You take yourself way to
seriously get a life dude. This is an impassioned response to one of my favorite bands regurgitating
a stagnant sound that doesn't resemble the band I used to like...point out the mistakes in craft
because I assure you there are few. Grow a penis its a music review...if you'd like to read my
thesis link me your email and home address..."

I! Take myself too seriously? LOL speak for yourself bro, its funny how you tell me to grow a penis
when you can't even handle a bit of criticism and your crying because of a negative response, but
then again I should have known a response like this would happen knowing you. Yeah its a music
review, its supposed to focus on the music, not some irrelevant beef you have with Thor and now
probably me.

Yeah I really am a no life when this and the other response I made took literally 2 mins to post.
Grow up and learn to take criticism.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

i would take it if i respected the source...i write to be interesting, if one side comment to Thor (whose top soundoff for this review begins willfellmarsy doesn't know dick) and some playful language, alliteration, and some jokes makes this internet review too informal, that's fine...i'd rather write something i find interesting to read, even if i don't describe in full detail the band's style (being that they've released 3 prior full lengths and i spend the review explaining how the differences on this album as compared to their previous work, make it bad...)...read your reviews bro, typical blah blah blah, no real flare or style, just the same old thing so if it wasn't for your wall of text criticism without a real point, i wouldn't have told you to grow a penis...your retort basically said "You made a joke about thor, negnegneg," so i still say you need to grow a penis...

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

owned noob will fell motiv3

Album Rating: 4.0

This review was dumb as shit. All i read was "Wahhhh i don't like the new vocalist!!!" The Axe of God was a song that took an 'old Gorod' listener back to the "Neurotripsicks" album with it's heaviness and head banging vibe it had. "Varangian Paradise" was insane! Just like most songs loved by this band, The jazzy feel was there and it was heavy as well. I am happy that you enjoyed Birds Of Sulphur, 5000, and Carved, because those were impressive songs, but dude...the vocalist was not as bad as you claim him to be. Sure, it is an opinion, but c'mon..."To say it's the worst vocal performance in the history of music would probably be a bit brash, so it won't be said. Suffice to say, to avoid saying too much already, he's awful." This is too much. He did just fine. He had too much highs, but other than that, i feel that he fit most of the album.

Album: 4/5

Review: 1/5

Album Rating: 4.0

This album is beyond those who cannot like's time right now. In a few years, you'll be trying to buy this album cover's shirt.

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

lol. no.

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

CaptainDooRight the new sop is actually growing on me now, might bump rating to 3.5-4, it's actually really good

March 22 01:51 AM

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

CaptainDooRight the new sop is actually growing on me now, might bump rating to 3.5-4, it's actually really good

March 22 01:51 AM

The Thor reference was just an example of why I think your review isn't good, I could go back and
copy every example of why your review isn't great but I really don't care enough to do that. It's
funny that use Thor's soundoff to justify what you wrote but it doesn't take a genius to figure out
the difference between a soundoff and a review. Hey, I don't expect an essay type deal and if you
learnt to read I said earlier that I don't mind personal touches and actually enjoy them, the
difference with your review is not only is it not interesting to read with those personal touches
but damn right pointless and annoying.

Judging my reviews? Yeah thats how you know you don't have anything to say, if you can't back up
your own review and have to resort to critiquing my reviews when I haven't even wrote a review in
like a year then we have serious problems, not to mention it has nothing to do with this anyway. You
obviously don't understand that just possibly someone will read this review who haven't heard Gorod.
No I am not suggesting to compare all 3 albums with each other but your descriptions are still
rather vague and I wouldn't know how this band would sound.

But whatever, even if I did go out of my way to point out every detail you would still be like "Grow
a Penis" "You're a bitch" "You're a faggot" etc. You would respect it if the source was respectable?
LOL. I highly doubt it, this isn't the first time you've cried when someone has criticised you, you
would have the same reaction regardless of who it is, whether "credible" or not. Its funny how you
come back to the grow a penis thing when it was you who reacted crying and moaning to what I said,
all I did was give my opinion on the review and you flipped out like a kid. Yeah sure I replied, but
what do you expect? If you really think I'm a bitch then go look in the mirror and think about how
you reacted to my first post.

I'm done with this shit now, if we went back and forth we would just be going round in circles and I
don't think anyone wants to see pages upon pages about us arguing about something which in context
doesn't really matter that much....well to you it might considering how you reacted and how much
you've tried to defend yourself but I don't care too much. You can take this as a "victory" if you
want, I'm sure you don't want to read many more "walls of text" anyway.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I'll just not read your wall of text and guess you said "it's not one hundred percent serious and there's some creativity throw in so i don't like it, i only like when a person regurgitates the same style as everyone else and i don't know what tech death is so please define it because reviews are about defining style of music"...i mentioned your reviews bc they are the regurgitated typical sputnik same old simple description boring i can't even finish reading it...don't comment "this review is bad" when you don't have the skill to even back it up...ps i honestly don't think you have a penis, it's not a joke or an immature comeback, i just don't think you have one...

Album Rating: 5.0

William Hughes... wow... speechless. You are so elite you trashed the best album of the year... possibly of all technical progressive death metal... their are very few bands that can touch this sort of sophistication. Listen to it 12 more times, then attempt your review again....

Album Rating: 3.0

lol

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

lmao