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Hospital
June 4th 2015


2102 Comments


I lost my library card : (

betray
June 4th 2015


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

BEEST FREENDS FOR AHVER

Scoot
June 4th 2015


22207 Comments


BUUST FREEEEENS FO EVAAAAA

Spec
June 5th 2015


39495 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I AM THE CURE TO ALL DISEASES

Snake.
June 5th 2015


25268 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

smfh







he should stick to making youtube videos honestly

ElegantElephant
June 5th 2015


1391 Comments


idk id have the above reaction in most parody cases but he did a great job

if someone like those fuccbois jared dines or stevie t made one itd be so overbearing and clumsy

Mort.
June 5th 2015


25220 Comments


Stevie T gets obnoxious very quickly

betray
June 5th 2015


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

stevie t is worse than cancer

Spec
June 9th 2015


39495 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

IM A NICE GUY



BITCH

deathschool
June 9th 2015


28658 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Some of this is better than I expected, but as an album that runs through barely distinguishable very closely related subgenres and tries to act more varied than it actually is, it gets tiring as fuck.

betray
June 10th 2015


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

it wooshed you

deathschool
June 10th 2015


28658 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

There isn't enough here to whoosh, bro.

adr
June 10th 2015


12097 Comments


This album is basically if the worst metalcore and pop punk bands make a compilation album with lyrics that mock themselves wow really funny 4.5/5 best new music

need to be on here too sry but this is bad

dimsim3478
June 10th 2015


8987 Comments


i honestly don't get it when people say things like "yea not only is this record very funny but the songs are actually good too!" because these songs aren't supposed to be good, at least in the traditional sense. doesn't matter in the slightest however because this thing is a blast to listen to.

oisincoleman64
June 10th 2015


2677 Comments


ILL HAVE MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE FRONT SEAT
AND MY PIZZA IN MY BACK

betray
June 10th 2015


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

if you don't listen to a decent amount of the genres / styles jarrod is making fun of here you literally have 0 valuable input to give regarding this album

deathschool
June 10th 2015


28658 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah, cause generic pop punk and slightly varying generic Metalcore is so hard to come by. That was my original point dude. The genres he's parodying are much more closely related than he apparently realizes. You're giving a stagnant scene too much credit

deathschool
June 10th 2015


28658 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

For the record, the more technical Metalcore parodies, and hardcore songs were what I enjoyed most about this, and were having me consider a higher score, but they were too few and far between and unfortunately separated by some really awful stuff.

GmemberKills
June 10th 2015


4376 Comments


I've listened to a lot of the genres/styles being parodied here. I gotta say he mimic's the sound very well but it's almost too well. Who really wants to jam a whole album of mostly generic music with lyrics that aren't even that funny. Honestly I find a lot of the bands he is basing these songs off of give me more laughs than the actual parodies here.

betray
June 11th 2015


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

damn true deathschool



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