Slytherin Tales of Hogsmeade Village
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Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Wonder is there's an indie pop band out there called Hufflepuff tho

Pho3nix
January 25th 2022


1688 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

This is such a great band

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

I was being serious.



I mean Sirius.



Kind of.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

-Lol you madman, I was gonna tell you about this one.-



You can keep your Mechina reviews. I'm just going to pun the shit out of these albums for the next few years.

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


32191 Comments


Deal!

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Sounds like a date.

Sowing
Moderator
January 26th 2022


44590 Comments


This band name is riddikulus

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Nothing to quibbler about that's for sure.

Sowing
Moderator
January 26th 2022


44590 Comments


Will you quidditch with the puns

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Seriously? What is Ron with you?

StormChaser
January 26th 2022


2530 Comments


Maybe next year these guys will down a draught of liquid luck and strike gold. Right now however, they’re about as acceptable as Neville Longbottom’s grades.

this line is gold. nice review, band looks whack

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Disappointed we couldn't keep the puns going. I guess people like their musical discussions to be Sirius.

DarkNoctus
January 26th 2022


12367 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i bet this is fucking horrible

DarkNoctus
January 26th 2022


12367 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

that tracklist guys omfg



i could actually write an essay called "how not to do fantasy themed black metal" and it'd just be about this band

BallsToTheWall
January 26th 2022


51607 Comments


It’s basically Target brand Summoning. How is that bad?

DarkNoctus
January 26th 2022


12367 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i'm not even wholly against the concept but it's like they put harry potter terms on a dartboard, threw darts and made songs out of what they hit



album called 'tales of hogsmeade village' - not a single song about hogsmeade, nothing relates to it at all. it's not a concept - it's cheap references for the sake of a gimmick. if summoning made a record and the song titles were "gandalf", "gollum" and "frodo" you'd feel a bit fucking cheated, right?

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2022


18262 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Had a hunch this would be Joe’s alb of the year candidate

Pikazilla
January 26th 2022


31314 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

aye

naughtcturnal
January 27th 2022


2750 Comments


waiting for the flintstones-inspired grindcore side-project

Koris
Staff Reviewer
January 27th 2022


22006 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

^ Not gonna lie, flintgrind is a pretty good genre name



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