Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels
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SharkTooth
October 3rd 2015


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

He sits down at his computer, tears streaming down his fertile beard as he mentally recounts the

transgression done against him. He hovers over the page in righteous anger: Meow the Jewels. He

breaks down for a second. Who could possibly do this to him? O gods, how his life has been so

ruined by the cats of fate! But nay, there is no time to cry. He gathers himself together, for he

has a job to do.

"NO!" his mother cried, "You can't! You musn't! It's an album of CAT SOUNDS!!"

"QUIET" he orders, "I MUST assert my superiority."

And yay, did he hover over the rating bar and hit submit. The deed was done. The 1 was given.

But alas, what did it mean? Not only to him, but to his fellow peers in the halls of Sputnik? Did it matter? Did anything matter?

Only time will tell. But for now, godspeed, you brave son of a bitch, for you have truly saved

music today.


best soundoff on here so far

IHateRadiohead
October 3rd 2015


342 Comments


He predicted Sachiko's comments two days before it happened.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 3rd 2015


70242 Comments


yeah sach has been consistently the top contender for worst user of all time for a good month or so now

IHateRadiohead
October 3rd 2015


342 Comments


Is Sach supposed to be a troll or a pretentious tryhard or what?

SharkTooth
October 3rd 2015


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

he wasn't like this when he was LivingThrowaway so no

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 3rd 2015


70242 Comments


the latter unfortunately. but agreed he was actually kind of rad when he was LivingThrowaway, i liked him, its a shame really.

RadicalEd
October 3rd 2015


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

go easy on the guy.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 3rd 2015


70242 Comments


no ?!

Asdfp277
October 3rd 2015


24392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Calm Down?!

CALM DPOWN?!!!

RadicalEd
October 3rd 2015


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
October 4th 2015


12047 Comments


That sound off is great

Asdfp277
October 4th 2015


24392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

You need to get high

Judio!
October 4th 2015


8496 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Try real shit.

Asdfp277
October 4th 2015


24392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Nah, just get high on life



life is some crazy shit, gotta turnt it >:]

IHateRadiohead
October 4th 2015


342 Comments


I was trying to remind myself of what albums to check out and 5-ing albums is easier than making a list by hand. I also didn't 5 every album I came across, only the ones that were either interesting to me and/or were well-received. In other words, I am myself.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 4th 2015


32289 Comments


What started as an inside-joke fundraiser on Kickstarter by hip-hop duo Run The Jewels has now sprouted into a full remix of the group’s 2014 sophomore album “Run The Jewels 2.”


Someone else started the kickstarter, they had nothing to do with it

rappers Killer Mike and El-P created the album “Meow The Jewels.”


95% of the album is material from other artists

The album is it’s most interesting when it ditches


at its (not it's) most interesting...

“Pawfluffer Night (Zola Jesus Remix)” displays the album’s biggest weakness as well though


FYI, the song is just called 'Pawfluffer Night'

added to the more hilarious concepts that reflect jokester personalities of Killer Mike and El-P.


adding to the more hilarious concepts that reflect (the jokester...

as there never was any real risk in the project since crowd funding paid it for.


1. paid for it, not paid it for
2. Didn't they give all the money to charity?

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 4th 2015


32289 Comments


I'm sorry, is this Sachiko's prescription drug thread? No? Didn't think so

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 4th 2015


32289 Comments


I don't need you to guess

On topic or disappear

Asdfp277
October 4th 2015


24392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

yeah let's stop this before it gets pathetic



so anyway, this sucks. hard

IHateRadiohead
October 4th 2015


342 Comments


It already got pathetic...it'll never reach the depths of pathetic as this album tho.



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