Where's the proggy math rock band named Ravenclaw tho

Album Rating: 2.0

When the Darkness Comes from last year was really good. This isn't

"Where's the proggy math rock band named Ravenclaw tho"

And the synthpop Hufflepuff group?

Gryffindor would obvs be thrash because riff is right there in the name.

Exactly

The four houses of sputcore

syck ryffs

Lol that also makes me wonder which house each of the big 4 of any given genre be.

Album Rating: 2.5

"you wouldn't be able to remotely guess the theme of this album by sound alone. you wouldn't even be in the right ballpark."



Seven Years covers part of the Harry Potter score, so that's not entirely correct. Not disagreeing with your overarching impressions, though.

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah i was talking more sound/theme wise. if your only way of being able to tell is a literal cover of the harry potter theme, you failed with the concept imo.

Album Rating: 1.0

Fuck this is awful.

I'm not as averse to the concept of the band as some, but the execution is just dreadful.

Album Rating: 1.5

20 seconds in I reflexively turned this down in case anyone was listening



it's not as fzzzzz as I was expecting, but it's just as boring

Album Rating: 1.0

I wish I could obliviate myself after having listened to this, jesus this was godawful

Album Rating: 1.5

this lowkey makes me feel bad about having ever used synthesizers or made black metal

I mean, is this any more nerdy than Rush singing about Lord of the Rings?

Movies are infinitely better than the books. Come at me.

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah but Rush doesn't sound like varg prison music



also I stg I thought it said Voldemort for a sec

I want a fire album from Clortho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M

Album Rating: 1.5

I WILL TURN YOU INTO A SPIDER

Album Rating: 2.5

The vocals are actually quite Varg-esque in this release. A positive surprise.

Lmao what a time we live in

Though combining BM and Slytherin isn't all that far fetched. Good idea at least on second thought, i'll say that