Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Caliggy she had an opportunity to blame Solar Power on Jack Antonoff and instead took onus and said it was sextist for people to assume that a man is responsible for the worst song ever made. You should be simping for her if anything.

Album Rating: 5.0

"pop music is built on the attitudes of the time so if people don't like it that is THEIR fault for being in the wrong time. stupid people not listening to this 2 years in the past as they damn well should have"



Wow lmao you took my simple statement and generalized the fuck out of it. I literally didn't mean it that way at all nor am I blaming anybody for disliking it. I just think people are tired of the sound, but back when NFR came out it felt fresh in pop music. That's all lmfao

Album Rating: 2.5

johnny is still a little damaged from the Brazilian invasion during Lanagate don't take it personally

Album Rating: 5.0

So what if I did my entire review referencing Jack Antonoff as the artist, as if it were merely another Bleachers album, just to mess with the Twitter crowd

Album Rating: 3.5

this is a curse i have literally no memories of the time before NFR came out

sowing, the same fate will come to you if it hasn't already but otherwise what's the worst that can happen, just remember no-one will pay us attention if the score isn't strikingly low

[inb4 antonoff buys sputnik off mx and sells it to brazilana just to spite us]

Album Rating: 4.5

"I just think people are tired of the sound, but back when NFR came out it felt fresh in pop music."



and what sound would that be?

I wish this actually sounded like NFR did, hell at this point I would settle for something 3.5 worthy and walk away somewhat satisfied (?)

Album Rating: 5.0

That whispy folk pop sound that was new to the popular pop girls.

Honestly the production for me is fine, I'm just missing Lorde's classic lyricism. I want memorable, introspective one liners. I get she wanted this more simple and I bet I'll enjoy it 3.5ish level, but yeah.



Magdalena Bay about to release pop album of the year anyway

It's not too late for you all to shift over to stanning Caroline Polachek.

Album Rating: 4.7

I feel like I just listened to the same song 12 times in a row

Album Rating: 4.2

so boring so far, Fallen Fruit is kinda alright

Album Rating: 4.2

this is just Gwyneth Paltrow Goop: The Album lmao what was she thinking

Album Rating: 3.5

from End Depression to Gwyneth Paltrow Goop: The Album

the journey is only just beginning

so new Lorde album bad?

Album Rating: 4.0

Critical reception is super polarizing at least

She should have made this a double album and gone Complete CYR and Notes on A Conditional Form kind of mess. just kiddin



"Well, I thought I was going to make this big acid record but I don't think it was an acid album. I had one bad acid experience in this album and was like meh, it's a weed album. It's one of my great weed albums" - Lorde

yea the album was a meh weed high aside from a few nice melodic lines

airy and uninspired with a capital U

Album Rating: 4.0

Will def listen to it this weekend but damn does she seem out of touch

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I started the new record but the level of indifference I feel towards it is going to make it tough. If you told me the new Switchfoot would be more interesting than Lorde I'd have laughed but well...

Album Rating: 4.4 | Sound Off

"I feel like I just listened to the same song 12 times in a row"



damn straight

Album Rating: 3.0

and they were all freedom by george michael

The poopy records are coming fast and furious this August