Album Rating: 2.0
thank god i know what to like bc of sputnik
like classic album "the devil and god are raging inside a pedophile"
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Album Rating: 2.0
anyone want a krabby patty from wendy's? i'm dashing atm
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Album Rating: 3.5
ariana could very well end 2024 having dropped both a billion streamed single and having starred in a billion dollar grossing movie all while feeling comfortably b-list in terms of zeitgeist
think girl pop is doing okay
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Album Rating: 3.5
nonono they're not performing well in zeitgeist definining metrics like shopping malls and radio plays (but also like I still hear fucking Pharrell - Happy at my local grocery store for fuck's sake)
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Album Rating: 2.0
^ you're not getting your coochie ate when we get home. also no krabby patty. you'll get an ass blaster queefarito from Baco Tell
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Album Rating: 3.5
mx@coltonmusic.com
Subject: Degeneracy
Dear MX,
I'm writing you about Sputnikmusic dot com.
Recently user Shamus248 replied "you're not getting your coochie ate when we get home. also no krabby patty. you'll get an ass blaster queefarito from Baco Tell" to a snide comment I made. I realize there is no mute button sputnik music dot com. When can we expect a mute button?
Thank you xoxo
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Album Rating: 3.5
Oh fuck wrong place
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Album Rating: 2.0
i'm at the drive thru bruh, clock's ticking, you want a krabby patty and a frosty or nah?
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yeet your engine into the sea
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Album Rating: 3.5
That's not very green party of you johnny
Yeet it into Kamala's gun safe or somewhere equally inspiring
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Album Rating: 2.0
https://imgur.com/gallery/really-right-front-of-m-m-d-mp-FA9rCjR
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Shamus you are fuckin lame bud
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Album Rating: 2.0
white ppl are contractually obligated to be lame
"Be yourself. Be proud, be white, be lame and get the fuck off the dance floor!" - George Carlin
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“like classic album "the devil and god are raging inside a pedophile"“
this was definitely funny the first 35,000 times you said it
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Album Rating: 2.0
1128 comments
"35,000 times"
let's call it Snake math
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Album Rating: 2.0
Shamus is awesome. Album blows.
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what ahppened here
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Album Rating: 4.5
Ready to loudly proclaim that this album is fucking incredible
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ok do it then
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Album Rating: 3.0
Performative utterance
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