Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
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Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
April 21st 2024


813 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"I wanna live in the 1830s but without all the racists"



"You took my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on"



This is the Madame Web of pop albums...Jesus fucking Christ i have never seen writing this bad

Purpl3Spartan
April 21st 2024


8611 Comments


lol I just noticed nol formatted his comment to make it look like he rated it a -3.0 nice

Demon of the Fall
April 21st 2024


33871 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I have regrets

curiosity killed many cats and honestly I hate how much her “presence” made me do it

HelloJoe
April 21st 2024


1097 Comments


That sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric, Demon.

deathschool
April 21st 2024


28658 Comments


At least his comment won’t win a grammy

Demon of the Fall
April 21st 2024


33871 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

might be the most prominent example of the machine winning in popular culture, in the sense it’s the most blatant and obvious yet still masquerading as ‘choice’. People can actually choose not to support it, yet they do, unwittingly. Politics usually has more smoke and mirrors at least

and that’s depressing on so many levels

bellovddd
April 21st 2024


5943 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Album is TERRRIBLLEEEEE overblown dumpster fire with some of the worst lyrics known to ears.

vult
April 21st 2024


2329 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

So many women on Instagram relentlessly sharing themselves listening to this

nol
April 21st 2024


12053 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

yeah I would not be shocked if it broke that a lot of these lyrics are AI assisted. The way she words things is so rigid and inhuman

bellovddd
April 21st 2024


5943 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

The Tortured Poets Department album is a collection of raw, emotional, and introspective songs that delve into the depths of human suffering and turmoil. The lyrics are filled with poignant and thought-provoking reflections on pain, love, and loss, while the music creates a haunting and atmospheric backdrop that enhances the overall mood of the album. It is a stark and unflinching portrayal of the human experience, inviting listeners to contemplate their own struggles and resilience in the face of adversity.

nol
April 21st 2024


12053 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

this is why I hate reviews

nol
April 21st 2024


12053 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

you can make any steaming pile of shit attractive with the correct word choices

nol
April 21st 2024


12053 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

or vice versa

FowlKrietzsche
April 21st 2024


804 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

That's why I love reviews. Rhetoric is an inherently clumsy form of communicating and giving a ton of idiots a 1-through-5 scale only works if we also give the special idiots a platform to discredit themselves with



Not that I'm calling Sowing an idiot ofc, this was a really lean and capable review I thought. Maybe Sowing chose those words because that's what he felt or something idk



Edit: omg I'm in the wrong thread I'm the idiot

zaruyache
April 21st 2024


27415 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

In "The Tortured Poets Department," Taylor Swift proves once again why she is one of the most compelling artists of her generation. With its stunning vocals, poetic lyrics, and rich sonic textures, this album is a must-listen for fans old and new alike. Swift's willingness to delve into the depths of her own experiences results in a work of art that is both profoundly moving and undeniably beautiful.

Egarran
April 21st 2024


34069 Comments


>So many women on Instagram relentlessly sharing themselves listening to this

the irony

ToSmokMuzyki
April 21st 2024


10822 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

gogoggogooooooooottttemmmmmmmmmmmmm

pizzamachine
April 21st 2024


27221 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I need a whole car of people on me like Grand Theft Auto

Touch my kitten pronto

Call me T Swizzle in bed and my bra is off bro

ToSmokMuzyki
April 21st 2024


10822 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

dirtymachine ovaaa hereee

pizzamachine
April 21st 2024


27221 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Hire me T Swizzle! :P



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