Review Summary: gay in both ways
Bjork is hot, her voice makes me hard, she is like a cute lil asian chick but shes not and she rules. Before her solo work Bjork was in many different bands, from indie rock to anarcho punk she always kept her unique and hot vocal style. The most famous of her many bands is The Sugarcubes. The band released only 3 albums in their career but this is easily their best which is why i'm reviewin it. The music is indie rock i guess, easily to listen to but nothing amazing, what makes this album great is Bjork, because she is hot. Truly she has one of the best voices ever, when she hits the high notez it sends shivers down my shaft, its quite the experience indeed. The album is pretty damn consistent, consistently gay that is, but not in a bad way. The huge downside to this album is that the second vocalist known as 'fag' really sucks and he should die. He sucks because all he does is act like a retard, no joke he just talks over the music and ruins every ***in bit he sings over. Songs like Deus stand out as being sweet ass songs but again this is due to the gonk hardly flapping his boat. Its really hot when she sings DEUS DEUS really high pitch she kinda sounds like a lil girl which is weird to say because i dont diddle kids but honestly Bjork makes you have weird thoughts. Birthday is the best song ever made, why? because the fag ***s off. The album would be so much better without his ass and it sucks i mean the music here is really great and Bjork is hotter than ever but ***. Holy *** is she hot, she doesnt care what you think either because she is an independent woman and she is so strong willed and hot,she even DECLARES independence too so there. This, like many of her albums is a good album to listen while nude. Not only is it easy access for when she hits the high notes but also the stops the coldsweat dripping from your balls spoiling your chinos.
So basically this album rules if you can overlook the fag, the album is happy and cute but also a little queer thanks to him, which is a good mix i guess but most of the time i'm not into dicks. While there arent any songs here which come close to JOGA, there are still some great gemz to be found, Birthday for example. If you can overlook the retarded dude talking about being squeaky clean and playing his lil ***ty trumpet thing then you will enjoy this record. Honestly its worth getting just for Bjorks voice alone, she is hot and she rules and is hot.
