Asia
Gravitas


2.0
poor

Review

by menawati USER (94 Reviews)
April 1st, 2014 | 26 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: An essential release for those seeking a reliable cure for insomnia.

There are only two possible reasons why Asia are still releasing records; they genuinely get a kick out of churning out album after album of inoffensive arena rock or they need the cash. Whatever their motivations are there is no doubt that after over 30 years' worth of this stuff they are still showing no signs of throwing in the towel, even though it seems that Steve Howe finally had enough and elected to jump ship for this 14th album. This sort of syrupy commercial rock is, of course, about as fashionable as Hitler moustaches but there is always a certain section of the record buying public that seem to lap it up as long as it's catchy, easy on the ear and has a few choruses to hum along to in the shower. You could certainly say that about their self-titled 1982 debut which attained massive commercial success off the back of a few slices of superlative AOR. There was also a certain guilty novelty about spinning an album of unashamedly sing-along tunes by four of the stalwarts of the 70's progressive rock movement.

Thirty years on the novelty has long since died and so has, it seems, the group's ability to pen anything even remotely memorable. As one would expect from musicians with the pedigree of Carl Palmer, Geoff Downes and John Wetton the delivery is exemplary. Wetton's vocals never disappoint, whatever the setting, and new boy Sam Coulson gives a creditable performance as Howe's replacement. But there's no spark, no inspiration, no passion and certainly no attempt to break out of their tired old formula of mid-tempo keyboard laden commercial rock. Even for those that abhor this style of music a decent example of the genre force-fed to them via a sibling or partner should have the capability to sear its sugary melodies onto their subconscious and force them unwillingly to start humming one of its tunes at inopportune moments, much to their chagrin. This one, however, is mercifully free of any strong hooks or catchy choruses that may pollute your life in such a way so it can be safely experienced without fear of any such contamination.



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menawati
April 1st 2014


16731 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Valkyrie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpmYEYC2rU



Since I wrote this review the song above is annoying the shit out of me by cropping up in my head all the time so I must admit my final paragraph may not be totally accurate.

Tyrael
April 1st 2014


21108 Comments


Band has always sucked so this is not a surprise at all

good rev

menawati
April 1st 2014


16731 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

thanks Ty, heat of the moment is a bit of an anthem tho cmon

manosg
Emeritus
April 1st 2014


12710 Comments


Always though of them in the same league as Toto, Foreigner, Boston and Journey but each of these bands have released at least one album that was enjoyable for me. Anything worth checking by Asia?

menawati
April 1st 2014


16731 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

there are a few songs on their debut that are ok but that's about it really

Insurrection
April 1st 2014


24844 Comments


lul asia

KILL
April 1st 2014


81580 Comments


might give this a listen for a laugh

menawati
April 1st 2014


16731 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

if you can make it to the end then you certainly do deserve your newly won king of sputnik award for sheer masochistic grit

KILL
April 1st 2014


81580 Comments


lol i actually listened to all of arena once, johnny dared me

tempest--
April 1st 2014


20634 Comments


m/


Mad.
April 1st 2014


4917 Comments


Awesome review, album sounds dreadful.

One thing "there is no doubt that after over 30 year's worth" - the apostrophe should be after years

menawati
April 1st 2014


16731 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

nice spot mad i'll change it thanks

MrSirLordGentleman
April 1st 2014


15343 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I still don't get how can you be that bad with those line-ups ... well this band is like the worst "classic prog" band lol

menawati
April 1st 2014


16731 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

not sure why they are ever labelled as prog it's always been drossy commercial rock from them in spite of the personnel

Underflow
April 2nd 2014


5297 Comments


Great review, won't be listening to this anytime this lifetime.

MrSirLordGentleman
April 2nd 2014


15343 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

It's like a time machine, we're on the 80's again

linguist2011
April 2nd 2014


2656 Comments


Only ever listened to the first album by Asia. Nice review, don't think I'll bother with this album.

Tyrael
April 2nd 2014


21108 Comments


'I still don't get how can you be that bad with those line-ups'

supergroups tend to suck tho

JS19
April 4th 2014


7777 Comments


Asia plz stop makign albums it just isn't working out

OmairSh
October 15th 2014


17741 Comments


Love the summary.

VAAAALKYRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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