It's obvious you don't really care, but these gratuitous and ostentatious claims you make considering this pedigree and quality of this collective's piece of work would be much more palatable with a modicum of evidence or perhaps more fleshed reasoning that supports your proclamations. For what you have presented in this review is nothing more than, "I like it".
Also:
"that the EP plays one of the most apoplectic benefaction I have heard in recent memory."
what?
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" one of the most apoplectic benefaction"
lol dude it's core music
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Album Rating: 2.0
ParkersCannon
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Album Rating: 5.0
I like how 2 comments are in regards to my vocabulary and one of them is in regards to my username. Yeah, Snake, because my user name is totally relevant
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Album Rating: 5.0
Apoplectic - indignant
Benefaction - collection or body of work
maybe next time i'll just write 'I like this album because it's good' and leave it at that
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"I like how 2 comments are in regards to my vocabulary and one of them is in regards to my username. Yeah, Snake, because my user name is totally relevant"
i like how if you actually read my comment, you might've noticed 90% of it has to do with you saying that this is the best release of any type in all of 2016 with almost no evidence, or any substantial reasoning to back up such a bold claim.
-also people mention your vocabulary because your vocabulary is needlessly pointlessly flowery and your reviews (at least the last two) are bad because of the words you choose to use. but yeah, bitch about the one thing people are mentioning over and over instead of maybe trying to understand why.
-also (x2)- benefaction
[ben-uh-fak-shuh n, ben-uh-fak-]
Word Origin
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noun
1.
an act of conferring a benefit; the doing of good; a good deed:
He is known throughout the region for his many benefactions.
2.
the benefit conferred; charitable donation:
to solicit benefactions for earthquake victims.
learn your words fully before you throw them in a review to sound intelligent.
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lol well then..I thought the review was decent but I agree with Calc that you don't describe the actual music enough to really back up any of your claims about the album. also you repeat yourself a lot for such a short review.
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"above average lyrics"
simply describing something as above average is one of the worst things ive seen on this site
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"arduous screams"
can someone explain what the fuck this even means, it seems redundant af
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whole review is redundant tbh
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Album Rating: 3.5
This EP is pretty sweet. Played with these dudes on their tour and they were great live. I've been anticipating this album for some time, and was pretty happy with the result here. The songwriting and vocals are great, but the lyrics are a little too unrelateable for me. The whole "I hate you Dad" and "Corporate jobs don't make you happy" thing is just not for me. Also, I could do without the Hotel Books style spoken word. They used it on their demo, on here, and I'm sure they'll use it on their next album.
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Album Rating: 5.0
arduous means gritty. it can't be that big of a word, it's only 2 syllables
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arduous doesnt mean gritty mate, gritty means gritty
if something is arduous it is hard or difficult, like an arduous climb up a mountain
arduous screams doesnt make a whole lot of sense
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Album Rating: 5.0
Thanks, Mort. i didn't know words could mean something else. Now i know that only one word can mean itself.
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lol you silly cunt i was taking the piss a bit, but still arduous doesnt mean gritty at all its a real poor choice of words
my point was if you meant gritty just say gritty
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Album Rating: 3.0
The vocals are played out. Don't like it. Giving this a 5 is a huge stretch.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Try to approach the reviewing process with a little more objectivity. Obviously you love this album, which is great, but it's gonna be hard to defend a 5 rating on this. At the very least back up your praise with specifics. What do you like about the instrumentation, songwriting, and vocals?
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OK dude you gotta learn something, when you write something, and it's basically just:
I'm clever
I'm clever
I'm clever
I'm clever
I'm clever
Nobody wants to read that shit
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"Before I read further into the review it would be blasphemy to say that some obscure post hardcore EP is better than Bowie's Blackstar."
lol dude I agree that this isnt the AOTY but people have opinions and saying that no other album can beat Blackstar is a bit ridiculous
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ah I getcha fair enough. but yeah either way he def doesn't make a great case for why its AOTY
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