Elcamino
Elcamino


1.5
very poor

Review

by Mitch Worden EMERITUS
February 22nd, 2018 | 17 replies


Release Date: 2018 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Perfectly in line and completely out of style

I’ve rambled on incessantly regarding the state of the modern music market—its size, all the genres, the people involved, the benefits, the costs. There’s probably enough material in these concepts to fill a handful of books. If I were to simplify my ideas to a basic, central core, the prevailing sentiment would be that the barrier of entry has significantly lowered over time; anyone that wants to produce music now may utilize cheaper, easily-accessible tech, a studio setting no longer being a requirement. While it’s true that such an advancement is fairly positive on the whole, one must understand its full implications: anyone that wants to produce is most likely able to. For better or for worse, that kid you knew in high school with the baggy, self-cut jeans, single earring and OBEY snapback can create a SoundCloud account and post his Eminem covers. The imagery seems apt when attempting to describe Elcamino’s self-titled debut, which is akin to a bunch of friends lazily standing around a microphone and retrieving a beginner’s beat from a stock music library. Predictably, this leads to a release that is incalculably dull.

It's never enjoyable to be so negative, especially when concerning new artists—you’d rather welcome rather than chase people off—but the sheer lack of any emotion or inspiration in Elcamino is startling. Hip-hop and rap each have a dense history full of potential designs to use as a foundation or develop further. Yet, anyone involved in Elcamino’s effort seems perfectly content falling in line and abiding by trends, making them undistinguishable from any dime-a-dozen Bandcamp rap release. The tropes roll their ugly heads around every corner, bombarding the listener straight-on in the stereotypically sample-heavy “Intro” that tries to set a mood by including news reporting clips underneath a contrastingly nonchalant scat-singing. I can only assume that Elcamino either knew this had been done to death (much better) in the past and attempted to mimic predecessors, or he genuinely believed it to be a stroke of genius. Quality proceeds to an absolute downhill slide promptly afterwards; “Mizz” features a repetitive, droning beat coupled with a vocal delivery that is even more so. Then, “One Way” comes along and is plagued by the exact same problems. Then “Food Lordz.” Then “Blood, Sweat & Tearz,” “Insane,” and the rest of the album. It all sounds the same. There is not a single thing that serves to captivate audience interest, not a single thing to critique in one instance that is different from the rest. Even replacing an ‘s’ with a ‘z’ is laughably contrived.

When beats are as stripped back to the extent they are here, more attention is placed upon the lyrics and rapping. Lupe Fiasco and Milo have found success in this particular field—Lupe’s command over language and general wordplay lead to attractive flows and rhymes, while Milo’s more philosophical-sounding approach place the listener under some kind of comfortable hypnosis. One way or the other, they have a certain edge to them, some kind of critical factor that quite nearly forces an individual to sit down and appreciate the music. On Elcamino, one is offered nothing more than standard gangster braggadocio, all from the ‘gats,’ ‘pumps,’ killing them bitches and takin’ that cash, all conveyed with a charm equivalent to text-to-speech programs. Perhaps the formula is mixed up on occasion, where the bitch-killing occurs after the cash-taking, though that’s about as far as you’ll get with Elcamino’s verses. The included features are no better, but even then, they noticeably outshine any section languidly supplied by the main artist.

There’s just no way to sugarcoat it: Elcamino is thoroughly monotonous. It goes step-by-step through the imaginary checklist, crossing off as many clichés as possible, never once displaying an aptitude to make a change. This sort of blatant complacency encapsulates the myriad of other would-be music creators that shamelessly portray an absence of ambition in any shape or form. Having technology so readily available does indeed bring talented people into the fold; however, it simultaneously leaves the door open for measureless amounts of copycats. To be clear, it is not a necessity to craft media that breaks boundaries or challenges the status quo—some people are only endeavoring to have fun, after all, and it’s a tall order nowadays to achieve 100% originality—but you should at the very least inject some energy into your output. Elcamino doesn’t have energy. It’s hip-hop without the hip or the hop. If no engaging element is found anywhere in a given record, there is nothing to protect any possible faults; as it stands, faults are the only thing that Elcamino presents.



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MarsKid
Emeritus
February 22nd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

1. Holy shit Mars actually reviewed again what the fuck is happening

2. This was bad, but give it a try if you'd like: https://elcamino-ggbr.bandcamp.com/

3. Comments, critique, greetings, food recipes all welcome

4. Got another review in the pipeline for something a lil more fun, keep yer ears open

5. Number 5

Papa Universe
February 22nd 2018


22503 Comments


"Holy shit Mars actually reviewed again what the fuck is happening"
You went full rant mode. Happens to the best of us.

"It's never enjoyable to be so negative"
Think again, son.

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 22nd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I take it you didn't like the review?

Papa Universe
February 23rd 2018


22503 Comments


I liked it, actually. What I meant was that hateful things make us rant, thus we have something to talk about. You reviewed again, because this atrocity made you.

elPOSino

Papa Universe
February 23rd 2018


22503 Comments


Also, howdy spaceman guy

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Ah, okay, I misinterpreted.



I do truthfully do not like making negative reviews, but you're right, this one pushed me over an edge. Thanks for stopping by my man



(and a howdy to you too)

McTime50
February 23rd 2018


1021 Comments


Howdy space-man guy

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Hello hello, thank you for reading man. Always appreciate support

SteakByrnes
February 23rd 2018


29829 Comments


"Perhaps the formula is mixed up on occasion, where the bitch-killing occurs after the cash-taking, though that’s about as far as you’ll get with Elcamino’s verses."

LMAO take this pos

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Much love Steakbro, thank you for reading

SteakByrnes
February 23rd 2018


29829 Comments


No problem my guy, will stay far away from this

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

It's frustratingly uninspired. Guy sounds bored through the entire runtime.

BlushfulHippocrene
Staff Reviewer
February 23rd 2018


4052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I found this charming. It feels less like "a bunch of friends lazily standing around a microphone", spitting over stock music, and more like an endearing, albeit amateursish attempt at recreating that earlier (solo) Wu-Tang sound. (I hear a lot of 12 Reasons to Die influence as well.) Apart from that description, though, which I think mischaracterises the artists (who seem to be frequent collaborators of one another and semi-prolific/respected within their scenes), this was a well-written review. Disagree quite a bit with both setup and conclusion, but nevertheless: huge pos.

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Well if nobody had different opinions, the world would be an incredibly boring place. Thanks for the read and stopping by, I really do appreciate every comment.

BlushfulHippocrene
Staff Reviewer
February 23rd 2018


4052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

:3 Well, I'm sure we can agree on two things here anyway: I've heard that exact same intro too many times, and the voice-acting, when it shows up, is not good.

Asdfp277
February 23rd 2018


24323 Comments


pos'd, well done

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2018


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

@Blush the intro was the first sign to me that things could go very wrong. I will say one or two of the features brought some life at times, but it wasn't enough for me.



@Asdfp thank you very much my man



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