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| 0.0 | | July 30th 09 |
I'm not a fan of Crunk Core. I'm not. Most of you reading this will see the rating i've given this album and think; What a troll. You probably think this whole thing is one BIG JOKE. Well prepare; It's not.
Brokencyde brought a new air of fresh dissident to this broken genre. I think that's the point of their name; they are out to kill the broken aspects of Crunk Core and deliver something beautiful the scene.
Everything about them, from the enormous talent of Phat J, to the swooning and sometimes altoghether glorious voice SE7EN, brokencyde just isn't messing around. And it's not just musical talent either; the tracks are composed with an almost Tool like dedication to progression.
The album's high point, "Still Waiting 4 U", features some of the greatest lines in the history of lyrics - "Until i hit the surface, so f&%$ the pain f$&* the past and f%$& your new friend i don't want nothing to do with what you're doing"
This line reminds us that music is sometimes poetic, with lines seemingly ripped straight from Shakespeare's mouth.
The fact remains that there is just too much to cover in this one review, and brokencyde remains the greatest band ever. Their debut album will forever be remembered as THE defining album of the 21st century, one that touched the hearts of millions and shaped a genre we all know and love......
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| 1.0 awful | cleary21 | June 27th 09 |
Shit like this not only killed Michael Jackson, but it gives fat scene girls an excuse to dance at parties.
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| 1.0 awful | Nikkolae | December 14th 09 |
i actually love this album cos it reminds me that no matter how bad music can get, it can never go lower than this
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| 1.0 awful | finedaytodie | June 13th 09 |
I've never even listened to this album, but I know for a fact that it sucks relentlessly... why? because it's brokencyde.
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| 2.0 poor | Lelle | July 24th 09 |
This is better than their other efforts simply because they don't try to sell themselves as partying sex machines on this one. It's still poor though, but it's got a few songs that are average rather than awful and that should count as something
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| 0.0 | | March 16th 09 |
AWESOME!!!....their lyrics are a bit....obscene, but they are fucking HILARIOUS!!!
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| 0.0 | Ire | October 26th 12 |
PRAY FOR THE BROKEN NO ONE CAN FIXX USSS
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| 0.0 | AltPunkMetal | July 18th 11 |
Brokencyde's first release The Broken, is much different from their following releases. Instead of screaming about sex and drugs to a generic club beat, they whine about their personal relationship problems. Songs like "Taking Lyfe From Me" sound like they are hopelessly trying to re-create early Linkin Park songs in GarageBand. The lyrics sound like something from a goth kid's diary, the vocals are flat out awful (rapping flow is awful, screaming is awful as usual, and the clean vocals are even worse), the beats are dumb, the acoustic guitar loops were probably made in GarageBand, and Brokencyde takes themselves way too seriously. It's not as bad as their previous works, but it's still awful.
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| 0.0 | Maize | November 2nd 10 |
I tried to think of some drawn out scenario that would humorously lead into the ending of the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air to go as a review for this....but I just couldn't.
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| 0.0 | Adabelle | June 1st 10 |
Well, just horrifically bad. No more words are needed if I'm honest.
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| 0.0 | CutMan | February 19th 10 |
Great band. For a good laugh. For music? No. Some of it is tolerable, but none of it is good.
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| 0.0 | MrxSelfxDestruct | July 14th 09 |
This is was it, after this I just couldn't believe there could actually exist somewhere, in some way, shape or form a god that could let this happen.
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| 1.0 awful | BSX | May 20th 09 |
(I can) Barely understand the lyrics from the overproduction of the music to hide their lack of any vocal talent and using the overplayed themes of sex and parties while adding nothing new.
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| 1.0 awful | CaptainSuck | March 8th 09 |
Crunk-infused screamo. Good idea.
This is embarrassing. High-school-break-up-misogyny is so fashionable nowadays - it's sickening.
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| 0.0 | KTV | February 11th 09 |
freaxxx is catchy......................................................:O
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| 0.0 | AbyssalCreation | December 27th 08 |
This is without a doubt the worst thing i have ever heard.This is worse than Waking The Cadaver and thats saying alot.Mixing simple club beats with sub par screamo vocals is not cool...in the slightest.I heard that song Bree Bree and my ears bled, and not in a good way.Please tell me the person who gave this a 5 was being sarcastic.The name alone makes me cringe Brokencyde get it hee hee like broke inside wow aren't they clever...Thats obviously what all the little scene kiddies think they are, when they listen, to this obnoxious, incredibly poor excuse for music.
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| 1.0 awful | Jared Floryan | November 16th 14 |
None of the songs that I had to endure whilst listening to The Broken! showcased any hope spots. Brokencyde wanted to prove to Mother Earth that they could be viewed as a legitimate musical act, though their attempts were greatly shallow and just not pedantic at all. Getting stuck in a elevator with two deformed demons and a decapitated phallus would've been a little more salvageable... No fooling.
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| 1.0 awful | zaruyache | April 20th 14 |
If it ain't broken don't fix it. And apparently if it is Broken these guys still won't fix it. They are the epitome of lazy, I guess.
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| 1.0 awful | CaliginousColors | October 23rd 13 |
I cannot stop laughing, oh man. This is just beyond terrible.
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| 1.0 awful | Smevin | April 22nd 13 |
One of those times where I should've just taken everybody's word for it... but stupid me, I just had to see if it really was that bad.
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| 1.5 very poor | NightmareCinema16 | November 30th 12 |
The E.P. was not a good sign. This is not much better. Nor will it ever be.
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| 1.0 awful | emogirl16 | September 26th 12 |
The oly song i like by Brokencyde is SCHITZO the ONLY one!!!!!!! i have no fucking clue why i gavve it a three im changing it. all together Brokencyde suks dick u want real music? Listen to Evanessence ao Deuce NOT brokencyde
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| 1.0 awful | DeliusAlkan | April 14th 12 |
I hope someday those kids are going to understand that noise pollution is not a genre of music. Enough said.
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| 1.0 awful | MoonBoots432 | November 13th 11 |
This band almost had a good enough idea to form, but not quite.
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| 1.0 awful | ultradevilgod | October 25th 11 |
Most awful kind of music next to boyband music and deathcore...this scene kids deserve to die!
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| 1.0 awful | omnipanzer | February 24th 11 |
These albums should come with a warning label so I have taken it upon myself to do so.rWarning: you can't un-hear Brokencyde!
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| 1.0 awful | TheStefan | December 20th 10 |
don't ask me why i listened to this. i knew what i was getting myself into. i abhor this album
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| 1.0 awful | renovatio786 | September 15th 10 |
How did these guys get signed? Can someone please tell me?
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| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 18th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Zeuzo | January 15th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | mEyck07 | November 16th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Nate | April 4th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | YxxzY | June 27th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Asthurse | November 25th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Winndex | February 25th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | maxer | February 21st 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Henry | February 14th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | boeoz | October 23rd 16 |
| 3.0 good | TCR | July 19th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Snide | May 31st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | IVIII | April 26th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | MsPinky | March 11th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | January 28th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | ABlake | October 23rd 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Elixen | April 3rd 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Tywuhh | February 27th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Mercy | September 16th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Roman | May 7th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Joejk3 | April 2nd 14 |
| 1.0 awful | TPM731 | November 12th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Alaska | October 28th 13 |
| 3.0 good | WheDie | October 19th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Boozby | September 24th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | J | September 16th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Jeff818 | September 16th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Crinn | July 24th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Risein | June 10th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | rooby | March 1st 13 |
| 1.0 awful | NeoSpaz | February 20th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | NAS96 | January 14th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Geehhh | December 21st 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Tulten | November 28th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Happy | November 26th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ZoneOut | November 17th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | sbtcg | September 3rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ryanX | August 29th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | clavier EMERITUS | July 23rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | TH3FU | June 3rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Crawl | March 10th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ILJ | March 5th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | TSOMEHT | February 18th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Alien | January 8th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | pens | December 31st 11 |
| 1.0 awful | maciej | December 17th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | ANJ45 | December 9th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Hook | November 24th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | xevman | October 30th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Vyndax | October 22nd 11 |
| 1.0 awful | jmafia | August 28th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Knave | August 27th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | stevep | July 24th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | thecwo | April 30th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | djunior | April 17th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Emim | April 12th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Warpt | March 29th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Ayashi | March 23rd 11 |
| 1.0 awful | MO | March 17th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | dnor | March 14th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | frankie | February 23rd 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Remer17 | February 22nd 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | BMW1216 | February 20th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Lakes2 | February 12th 11 |
| 2.0 poor | Narshh | February 6th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Subrick | December 25th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Acika | December 12th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | pwnd | December 1st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Oceans | November 8th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | mrnic3 | October 19th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | mullo | October 13th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | arlowf | October 8th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | IN64 | September 25th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | puma35 | September 15th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | THIEF | September 12th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | iemona | August 26th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Ray91 | August 10th 10 |
| 2.5 average | cuki92 | August 9th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Zizzer | July 28th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Quen | July 27th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Krow | July 22nd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Tfries | July 21st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | pumi | June 19th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Hro | June 18th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | cajun | June 15th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Mace | June 14th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | olygee | May 17th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | lakku | April 27th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | xDANKx | April 1st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | iBOCK | February 4th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Chewie | December 13th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | rodigo1 | December 11th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Jips | December 2nd 09 |
| 1.0 awful | CarterF | November 29th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Groink | November 4th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Ricven | October 4th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Awake | September 27th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lokudon | September 26th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Zion | August 31st 09 |
| 1.0 awful | 1zero | August 20th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | tomr4 | August 10th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | duder | July 1st 09 |
| 1.0 awful | ziroth | June 15th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Kronzo | June 8th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | po0ty | May 20th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | MattRTS | March 26th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | February 25th 09 |
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