Fontaines D.C.
Romance


4.2
excellent

Review

by Rowan5215 EMERITUS
August 27th, 2024 | 128 replies


Release Date: 08/26/2024 | Tracklist

Review Summary: "Life ain't always empty."

When I reviewed Skinty Fia, in the hazy rearview distance of 2022, my biggest takeaway was that the third album in four years by the constantly evolving Fontaines D.C. was one of minor masterpieces cut through with lesser songs. Time has sharpened this take, to the point where I consider it half a record of all-time classics ("I Love You", "Roman Holiday" and "Jackie Down the Line" chief among them) diluted by some conspicuous filler, a grim doom-laden atmosphere and absolutely plodding tempo. The deluxe version of Skinty Fia wryly acknowledged some of these points with upbeat reinterpretations of the album's heavy hitters, most blessedly a rendition of "The Couple Across The Way" which dropped the dirgelike accordion vamp for something approaching genuine tunesmithery.

I suspect you can hear the nascent beginnings of what would eventually become Romance in those lighter, breezier versions, because god knows the boys have finally gone and just made a lovely pop album. Oh, to get there we must look past the eyesore album art and the ridiculous combination of Reznoresque industrial grind and breathy sing-rapping that is "Starburster", one of the year's most insane singles which somehow comes out a winner by tapping into Grian Chatten's reservoir of cool. That's all misdirection, a sleight of hand to keep the knives-out audience from pigeonholing Romance as the super-sweet pop album it clearly is, being otherwise more concerned with shimmering than snarling out one-liners, at its best when Fontaines embrace their rarely-heard penchant for rosy optimism.

You could slot crunchy indie-anthems "Here's the Thing" and "Bug" right next to Blur's "Song 2" on the playlist you listen to when people you're trying to impress aren't around, while closer "Favourite" throws recent tourmates Arctic Monkeys' Suck It and See, Bloc Party's anthemic "I Still Remember" and about a billion more bildungsroman bops into a blender and comes up smelling like one of the band's effortless best songs to date. Guitarist Conor Curley takes lead vocals on the shoegazey "Sundowner" before handing the reins back for "Horseness Is The Whatness", a dreamy ballad that recalls an era of Smashing Pumpkins where noisy guitars and tranquility could go hand in hand. Even with a brief hint of Fontaines' previous inclination to overindulge in a soppy ballad with "Motorcycle Boy" and an undercooked Pixies tribute "Death Kink", Romance is so light on its feet and brief in comparison to its predecessor that it's far too easy to take these missteps in stride. We're four years on from what I originally saw as the band's high watermark - Chatten declaring "life ain't always empty" like a man forcing himself to believe it, insistent on the promise of a better day yet to come - and Fontaines D.C. finally sound like they're in that better land, shedding their skins with an infectious grin and an even more infectious pack of choruses. Dare you to try and not smile along.



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Rowan5215
Emeritus
August 27th 2024


48008 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

go read the other review for much superior insights btw

DoofDoof
August 27th 2024


16020 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

More accurate rating tho

Sowing
Moderator
August 27th 2024


44590 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Superb review. Never understood the Fontaines hype in my limited spins, but I guess it's time I give them some real focus.

Rowan5215
Emeritus
August 27th 2024


48008 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

sowing if any of their albums would win you over I'd bet Oasis tickets it's this one right here

bighubbabuddha
August 27th 2024


1296 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

A step down from Skinny Fia

Romance, Starburster, In The Modern World, Bug, Favourite are all brilliant. The others are not very good at all, feel a bit rushed. Great album overall tho

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
August 27th 2024


10084 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I hated starburster but the album is very listenable

JohnZapp
August 27th 2024


168 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I do wish the whole album was like Starbuster, but nonetheless it's a well crafted album for me. Great review and perfect rating

MillionDead
August 27th 2024


5591 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Death Kink may have been my personal fav.

AmericanFlagAsh
August 27th 2024


13617 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The singles are really the best parts, but just as good as the previous album

Gyromania
August 27th 2024


37552 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Thought some of this was excellent and some meh. Gotta listen again but initial impressions are this ain’t as good as their last album

Slex
August 27th 2024


17307 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

chorus of Modern World is soooo good

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
August 28th 2024


19360 Comments


pronounced "fontaines dick"

Rowan5215
Emeritus
August 28th 2024


48008 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

can't wait for Fontaines AC to drop

Gyromania
August 28th 2024


37552 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Gonna have to recant my earlier comment

DoofDoof
August 28th 2024


16020 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Revised Ranked/Rated:



1. Starburster [5/5]

2. In the Modern World [5/5] (potential to take top spot)

3. Motorcycle Boy [5/5]

4. Favourite [5/5]

5. Bug [4.5/5]

6. Death Kink [4.5/5]

7. Horseness in the Whatness [4/5]

8. Romance [4/5]

9. Here's the Thing [4/5]

10. Desire [4/5]

11. Sundowner [3.5/5]

Gyromania
August 28th 2024


37552 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I think you’re way overrating Starburste, and underrating Sundowner and Romance, otherwise agreed for the most part. Motorcycle Boy is so damn good and same goes for Modern World and Favourite.

Gyromania
August 28th 2024


37552 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Hmmm I was thinking Desire is prob bottom 3 for me too but I just replayed it and it’s excellent. Hard to pick a bottom 3

DoofDoof
August 28th 2024


16020 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

'Starburster' has already been the 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' to launch this album though....been listening to that for about five months now so the rest have catch up to do ;)



Glad you dig Motorcycle Boy, can't believe that's the punching bag for this album on RYM.



Yeah, those two are weakest for me after about ten listens of the album but they're both solid, Sundowner is a little bit 'any shoegaze band' for me though, just not majorly distinctive



markjamie
August 28th 2024


912 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Motorcycle Boy is the only one that has yet to reveal its charms to me; I literally just accepted Sundowner into the fold on my last listen - the shoegaziness has won me over.

Still dislike the breath intakes in Starbuster, but everything else about it is ace.

Rowan5215
Emeritus
August 28th 2024


48008 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

yeah Motorcycle is my least favourite by a considerable margin. Sundowner is lovely



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