Review Summary: Annotations of An Autopsy write an EP that if released in the 16th century would have wiped the Aztecs from the face of the earth before conquistadors landed.
Annotations of an Autopsy are pretty much the most brutal band in existence. When Welcome to Sludge City was released back in 2007, every baby born in Lowestoft for the next three months came out of the womb with a full beard and a lust for blood. As their career matured, they began putting out release after release of the tr00est death metal ever recorded since Cryptopsy's None So Vile. But now, the year is 2011, and a new era is upon is. The era of pittriffing infantpunching moshgroove has been born with the release of Dark Days.
This is not a track-by-track. it's a mawsh-by-mawsh.
As the first song begins, the listener begins hearing a crowd cheering and clapping. This is what you would be doing if you were there live too unless you want a boot to your skull faggot. Anyway, the mosh begins abruptly and i bet the pit would be so scary with like tons of fitted caps and windmills. I'm not sure what the vocalist is saying but I assume the lyrics are about the affordability of big macs or something about sluts. Then the double bass comes in blistering fast. their drummer must have like 4 legs to play this fast. the listener is then assaulted with the most crucial of all gang vocals : "So suck a ***ing dick!" Then the breakdown hits and if ur not moshin then get the *** out of the way cause ur gonna get fukd. But then all of the sudden its a twostep and it gets all DIY like Gorilla Biscuits but its still like super tuff. i wouldnt *** with these guys i bet theyve killed people. all of the sudden it's super heavy again and the vocalist is talking about the severity of the world economy or something. or at least thats what i decifered. And then a drum fill goes into the most intimidating breakdown i've heard since Converge's song Conduit. And the vocalist does this swampy thing with his vocals like the old stuff, it sounds pretty tough and he probably got his dick sucked while he was doing it. then a sound clip plays about children playing or something and oh man it sounds like a slam is coming! AND BOOM! SUDDENLY YOU GET ***ING KICKED IN YOUR ***ING FACE PUSSY HAHA YOUR BLEEDING AND THE VOCALIST'S GRIM SMILE IS THE LAST THING YOU SEE.
The next song is called Resnov. It starts off with more mosh and then goes into some sick blasting from the drummer. The guitars are doing some pretty hard juns it probably took a while to write this one. The vocal patterns are really tough like maybe he was hanging out with scott vogel and don campan and doing coke and fistfighting nuns and was inspired to write this. And now you're dead to AOAA. they don't give a *** about your safety you pussy. I just heard a high, but *** that *** its right back to monotonous lows! Now there's a really moshy riff and a really challenging sounding half-note guitar pattern being played straight into a heavy ***ing breakdown buildup with gang vocals. they have british accents and tattoos and fitted caps and i wouldn't *** with anyone that recorded gang vocals to this song. this song was predominantly mosh-worthy and there was vocal layers sicker than behemoth's demigod.
Now this next song starts off proggy, it's kind of like an homage to closer to the edge. but then the drums come in and its all ominous and you know that that guy with the head tattoos that weighs three hundred pounds near you is gonna punch your girlfriend right in the cunt when this one start. this riff sounds like an attempt at establishing a new level of hardcore into the world. and there's slipknot spoken vocals going on but then it goes into a really tough part with more inhuman lows. after that the song segues into a pleasant cover of etta james's well known hit, at last.
and now the single. the video starts off really tough, they're like walking up rickety fire escapes to play a secret show for all their friends on an abandoned roof. they're all sporting tough windbreakers and wifebeaters and the vocalist is wearing a hat that says ACTUAL PAIN. it may be an homage to the pain i feel when listening to anything but this ep. so far there has been nothing but gang vocals but that's really hardcore and stuff it's like verse but better. The mosh is really intense and then a twostep comes on and the juggalo in the bck ground gets really hype. I think their drummer is bulemic but its okay cause he has big plugs and a fitted and he just doesn't give a ***. UH OH! the police just showed up just in time to get moshed for this ***ing sick breakdown. now theres sluts and they arent bleeding from any of their wholes but their partying hard. and now it just went into a despised icon part with pinch harmonics. the end breakdown is the sole reason that pluto is no longer considered a planet.
i dare you pussies to find anything heavier than this AOAA *** what you heard sludge city sickest swampy mosh parts and shti bich PURE HATE
