talking to shortz

accidentally invented a cookie monster emoticon

8()

lol

ur obviously the first person to think of that brenwt

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def

got friend zones by some airforce chicks

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would maybe let one on left s my d

other two are obv dudes

that picture reminds me of when flynn spammed those cows

loling

yeah was talking about the one on the left

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:lol:

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i just met a girl who looks like a mexican black haired version of taht

prob never going to talk to her again, no care

looks like her acne has evolved into herpes

thats gross

regardless she's still too good to respond to random creepy facebook advances

[QUOTE=Blazey;18872216]Adb and me trolled Mappy off MX for the time being.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

that chick's face is holy fuck

sup

bored out of my mind

todays the last incense is legal so i'll probably buy a few bags

u

My illiterate uncle has just written a 76 page book on investing money on pokie/slot machines. Jesus christ he doesn't even know what a full stop and a comma is and has handed it in to four different publishers already. I proof read some of it for him and buried in this wall of text are the most superficial, feeble observations i've ever read. I'm kind of lost for words.

lolol

does this uncle make poorly timed comments on your facebook statuses

send me some spice, alex

what happened to your Zombie Matter connec

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18872357]lolol

does this uncle make poorly timed comments on your facebook statuses[/QUOTE]

nah different one

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18872368]what happened to your Zombie Matter connec[/QUOTE]

dude it got shut down like three days after i bought a few grams, shit's gay

lol its been banned and rereleased here like five times

they're banning incense, seriously?

yeah candles too

this closet sure looks like a nice place to take a piss

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18872392]lol its been banned and rereleased here like five times[/QUOTE]

can't get it anywhere here now

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18872414]this closet sure looks like a nice place to take a piss[/QUOTE]

dont piss in your own closet

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18872417]can't get it anywhere here now[/QUOTE]

try buying some POW off the internet

the POW will have you stupider than me in a matter of days

idk man, zombie matter really fucked with me

idk this shits pretty ridic, every one i know that's smoking it can't smoke weed anymore cuz even nugs doesnt do anything

lol at people that are like "yeah man i dont need that shit i can smoke the REAL"

its like nigga this that shit that make you wanna go to the mental hospital

On a random and completely unrelated note,

Eating oatmeal with a knife, sup thread (more like Alex and Juddy)

nm reading some Stephen King and waiting for a ride to head shop

having friends sucks
you get dragged to do things you dont want to do
and spend money you dont want to spend
when all youw ant to do is sit in your room and drink

stevie bud get a grip

yeah i was starting to get sick of being dragged off to little shitty gatherings so i stopped talking to all my friends a few months ago

now i'm in limbo and leave the house like once a month

damn it, i was gonna go swimming with this fine puerto rican biddy, then her mom texted her "we on da way?? bonefish. u join us?"

so now i have to wait for her to eat late lunch with her mom and aunt i guess, then we're going swimming.

got to witness that text, and still get to witness dat ass so all good.

haha