i feel like a fatass not working out anymore

also my shits look like they're covered in moss recently and my farts smell like mummies

need more fiber, less cafeteria food, more iron pumping, more mouths on my dick nahm sayin

yea man, any old mouth will do

how does timjim have 10 pounds on me

and how did he not reference his weight in stone

my shits have been pretty good lately

drinking whiskey is terrible for shit quality

cant figure out if cigarettes are helping or hurting

blog about it emily

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18647440]u ever seen a pussy eat out a pussy[/QUOTE]

:lol:

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this shit is gonna be tough

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18647446]drinking whiskey is terrible for shit quality

cant figure out if cigarettes are helping or hurting[/QUOTE]

yeah i was hammered last night off that evan williams green label shit

my shit looked like an ancient tomb out of a lovecraft story this morning

took three perfect double tapered shits today. Fiber man

paul u are livin the life man

definitely grabbing some raisin bran tomorrow morning. maybe 2 bowls who knows

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18647453]yeah i was hammered last night off that evan williams green label shit

my shit looked like an ancient tomb out of a lovecraft story this morning[/QUOTE]

dude

ahahahaha

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18647459]paul u are livin the life man[/QUOTE]

yeah ran into a friend after class and ended up going to bar trivia got second and a lot of the questions were me getting them

chick with us was kinda giving me eyes, especially after I mentioned having a girlfriend this is trouble don't want to break this new girl's heart though she doesn't have a shot for the moment

i just got one of my facebook comments deleted

this is literally the worst thing thats ever happened to me, whtat the hell did i do wrong

[quote=Deth;18647443]how does timjim have 10 pounds on me

and how did he not reference his weight in stone[/quote]
well i am 6'2"

and i do weigh 12 stone

[quote=GottaPost;18647466]i just got one of my facebook comments deleted

this is literally the worst thing thats ever happened to me, whtat the hell did i do wrong[/quote]
what was it?

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is that thracks

how'd you get pics of my dad

nah its some guy who tried to add my friend on fb

i think its thracks and he searched through the shit death metal for us to find the gems and found your album and wants to compliment you on it. i think you should add him

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18647475]what was it?[/QUOTE]

nothing crazy, i thought it was good

im so confused and upset because i was hoping the girl in the pic would see it cuz she wouldve thought it was funny <3 but now she will never see it

there must have been a misunderstanding perhaps i will make the comment again....>_>

was it flirty-ish

got a date on friday~~~

havent gotten a hug since december

[quote=xMalcolmXx;18647486]havent gotten a hug since december[/quote]
was it thAt cHiLLy dAy wHen U sAiD gOodByE 2 hEr aT sUnSeT


[quote=illmitch;18647485]got a date on friday~~~[/quote]
nice man what is she like

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18647484]was it flirty-ish[/QUOTE]

no

the photo was my friend's who is a photographer and she did a shoot of the lady i been seeing where she dressed up in retro clothes and in the description she said "b---- draper" so i made a mad men reference

i think shes just pissed that i stole the spotlight from her photography

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[quote=GottaPost;18647488]no

the photo was my friend's who is a photographer and she did a shoot of the lady i been seeing where she dressed up in retro clothes and in the description she said "b---- draper" so i made a mad men reference

i think shes just pissed that i stole the spotlight from her photography[/quote]
yeah probably

[QUOTE=illmitch;18647485]got a date on friday~~~[/QUOTE]

have her touch your penis, if at all possible

i no this sounds crazy ive never been on a date

I am out of tea


how could this happen to me

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18647487]was it thAt cHiLLy dAy wHen U sAiD gOodByE 2 hEr aT sUnSeT



nice man what is she like[/QUOTE]

shes really cool + cute, met her in my poli sci class

[QUOTE=nodding;18647492]i no this sounds crazy ive never been on a date[/QUOTE]

same

[QUOTE=nodding;18647492]i no this sounds crazy ive never been on a date[/QUOTE]

usually when im on a date all i can think about is telling mx that im on a date

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18647493]I am out of tea


how could this happen to me[/QUOTE]

dang, this is getting to be prime tea weather too

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18647493]I am out of tea


how could this happen to me[/QUOTE]

Bro I can help you.

Loose leaf Prince of Wales, English Breakfast, Lapsang Souchong, and some Chinese white tea some guy from my hall last year gave me.

And Prince of Wales, Darjeeling tea, as well as Rooibos in bags if you need

english breakfast tea all day err day

4 cups a day MINIMUM

[quote=The Stig;18647498]Bro I can help you.

Loose leaf Prince of Wales, English Breakfast, Lapsang Souchong, and some Chinese white tea some guy from my hall last year gave me.

And Prince of Wales, Darjeeling tea, as well as Rooibos in bags if you need[/quote]
I'm going to try all of those