that sSooOoo oo weird

[QUOTE=adb;18778836]is it weird that p much everyone on my phone contacts is a girl[/QUOTE]

not really considering if you hung out with guys they'd beat the shit out of you and drag you around as the token awkward guy they beat on to look tough in front of girls

the past two years of my life I've basically talked to 2 girls at a time

1 is my friend that texts me every day about w/e

and the second slot has been filled by a new girl seemingly every month

I asked some girl out yesterday and we're going to meet soon

Dude, Your running Outta Slots!!!!

I'm going to make a demographics version of girls I've dated sometime

[QUOTE]Dude, Your running Outta Slots!!!![/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yhigO.jpg[/IMG]

who the fuck gave my guitar vid a dislike

own up

Playing sonic cd on my iPhone.

My mind is blown.

how the...fuk do u paly a cd on a PHONE.. .thats cray

[QUOTE=adb;18778850]the past two years of my life I've basically talked to 2 girls at a time

1 is my friend that texts me every day about w/e

and the second slot has been filled by a new girl seemingly every month

I asked some girl out yesterday and we're going to meet soon[/QUOTE]

oh wow you're so cool

do you know the impossible amounts of girls i'd have all over me every second if i tried anywhere near as hard as you

Dude the levels are cray as fuck.

im not bragging alex

and lol, I don't try at all

how is sitting on my ass checking once a day if I get a message trying

[QUOTE=adb;18778836]is it weird that p much everyone on my phone contacts is a girl[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18778874]im not bragging alex

and lol, I don't try at all

how is sitting on my ass checking once a day if I get a message trying[/QUOTE]

the fact that you constantly message the living christ out of girls to overcome the crippling inferiority complex you feel as a result of not getting your first kiss until you're like 22 is definitely trying

not gonna lie, ur dumb alex

i can guarantee you try harder than me w/ females

[QUOTE]the fact that you constantly message the living christ out of girls [/QUOTE]

:lol: I message maybe one girl a month

[QUOTE=adb;18778836]is it weird that p much everyone on my phone contacts is a girl[/QUOTE]

the forum version of "which way to the bathroom *flexes muscles*"

i try way harder than you in the fact that i actually flirt with girls in real life rather than exclusively on internet

but you're highly mistaken if you think i go chasing girls around i just read the scriptures and compose music

brent do you ever get tired of trying to convince everybody that you think you're better than them?

Typical night on Mx, adb getting bitches and betas Hayden on him for it.

i hate late night class

especially when the professor is so obnoxious

woah dude,... hates a strong word... this is gettin tense

i need a good old fashioned to get this tension solved

yea bros, i find it hilarious how you think i was trying to brag about having females in my contacts

generally from experience those i know who have a predominant female to male ratio of contacts in their phone are into the strange homosexual ass play that we all have accused you of being fond of before adb. it's ok the closet is unlocked, you no longer have to hide.

adb said i'm a 3 out of 10 ;_;

i would say a 6.5 on a good day but a 3/10 behind the mic because i find all punk musicians unattractive for being punk musicians except for lesbians who i think look nicer for it, not in a sexually attractive way but more a wow i appreciate your aesthetic if that makes sense.

it doesnt

it's an appreciation but rather than a guy saying you look nice in a suit to another guy im saying you look nice as the lesbian frontwoman of god is my co-pilot

mappy has the "im ugly and sweaty and creepy looking alcoholic" aesthetic going for him

against*

you have the whole "help me im emaciated and homeless" aesthetic going for you.