i dont care if a chick likes burroughs or not its whatever, its just the principle

i mean if naked lunch is too evil then what other perfectly harmless things might be too evil for her

make subtle gags about wanting to hogtie and urinate on her, gauge her reaction and see how things go from there

she never wants to talk about anything but the weather, it's really creepy

i can't even get into a conversation with her cause every time we chill she smokes like three or four joints with me and then drags me into some awkward situation like teaching her little sister to play guitar or going clothes shopping with her mom

idk if you can picture it but just imagine me sitting there all tweaked out on cough syrup trying to act normal in front of some nerd chicks and her hippied out family, its really un natural

lol I remember I was into this artsy sort of girl but we didn't really talk, her mother used to invite me around her place to stay for weekends at a time and i used to play video games with her brothers and restring their guitars and ****.

idk what that was all about

lol

i remember being like dangerously obsessed with this goth chick in middle school

and idk some middle aged guys down the street were jamming in their garage with instruments and i strolled over and talked to them and picked up a guitar and started jamming out on beatles and led zeppelin songs with them

out of nowhere Girl pops up and it turns out they were her parents, i figured she'd think it was cool to go in the garage and randomly see me rocking out with her family but im pretty sure she thought it was lame

She probably thought it was weird.


Because it is.

its funny cuz incidentally, this girl im talking to now, the other day i went over her house and i ended up playing some beatles and led zeppelin with her dad and little sister on guitar

so yeah jamming with the fam = not getting laid

the jaundice guide to meeting women

The Jaundice Guide To Meeting Women:

Make a music myspace.

i've been associated with probably 2 or 3 of those in my life and they have never done me much good

the pink and yellow myspace was responsible for the only genuinely attractive girlfriend i've ever had

[url]http://www.myspace.com/rabbosalad[/url]

lol I forgot about this

****ing drunk talentless high school kids

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17891874]

****ing drunk talentless high school kids[/QUOTE]

sounds awkward pop

im off to bed

sup duders

good morning!

im about to go to bed =P

13 beers last night, probably a personal best but I didn't have anything else

[QUOTE=rasputin;17892002]im about to go to bed =P[/QUOTE]

oh right other side of the world

how's your autumn treating you?

its still pretty hot

yay unbanned

[QUOTE=DBlitz;17892093]its still pretty hot[/QUOTE]

does it get cold at all anywhere but the mountains in aus during the winter? everything i've seen leads me to believe it's summer yearround there.

going to rain and be 4 degrees Celsius here for the next 3 days, and then it will be 20 and sunny on the weekend

:)

[QUOTE=masscows;17892103]does it get cold at all anywhere but the mountains in aus during the winter? everything i've seen leads me to believe it's summer yearround there.[/QUOTE]
nah it gets pretty cold, maybe around 10 degrees celsius (give or take a few degrees) at worst. during summer its gets up to 40+ degrees at worst which sucks, thank god its not like that all year.

oh and last week there was a pretty big storm that took out my power for 31 hours

35 degrees warmer than the lowest temperature this year :(

and this was a very warm winter

10C isn't too bad. that's not even freezing right?

0C is freezing

[QUOTE=DBlitz;17892113]nah it gets pretty cold, maybe around 10 degrees celsius (give or take a few degrees) at worst

oh and last week there was a pretty big storm that took out my power for 31 hours[/QUOTE]

lol that is nowhere near cold.

[QUOTE=P13;17892117]0C is freezing[/QUOTE]

that's what I thought.

[QUOTE]lol that is nowhere near cold.[/QUOTE]
yea i know, but for us that's really cold

i've lived in NZ for most of my life so i've experienced colder weather (relative to australia) more consistently so its funny when people are freaking out when its 10 degrees over here.

10c is what like 55f?

that's shorts and t shirt weather here