what

whats that chick who's entire act is tlaking about how she likes black men

I mute "Just for Laughs" whenever a woman comes on

I think she is Jewish

gross

idk most women standups still think its edgy and hilarious to talk about sex for 60 minutes

i saw one once that repeated a carlos mencia bit verbatim it was pretty funny

stand up comedy and rap

two things that are inherently masculine

guys in your opinionz who is the best comic right now

[QUOTE=P13;18369611]ya actually lol

its not about the golf part
just the "the aristocracy does it, therefore it should be abolished" attitude kinda pisses me off[/QUOTE]

it has been years since i've played

Carlin has been pro-consumerism in his act amongst other things though, his schtick seems to be to just criticise everything as a target so I wouldn't take it too seriously. Often he will harshly condemn something and make a self-deprecating joke about his own beliefs.

[QUOTE=emilyyy;18369608]george carlin was barely ever funny like the last 20 yrs of his life consisted of him yelling[/QUOTE]

yeah he went from mild mannered stoned hippie uncle to a ranting, swearing old lunatic pretty hard

he has his moments

"queefed on this dudes dick last night that i picked up at the bar!"

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i saw a really bad one the other night on some show she had an accordian

1-9. louis ck
10. patton oswalt
11. todd barry


george carlin's one bit about "stuff" is one of my favorites
he was raly gud with wurds

rodney rude

derp derpenstein

Patton Oswalt and David Cross probably

don't know too many modern comics, very rare I find a comedian I like everything about

[QUOTE=aria;18369640]rodney rude[/QUOTE]

this guy, lol

stand up comedy is lame

I don't follow stand up much

is awesome

cant handle listening to ppl that 4 funnyer then me iether

=> someone is funnier than elim

jerry steinfield

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3o9ID98ZP0[/url]

tron do yo like richer prior hes aniger so idk

watch where ur drivin ya round eyed fuck

jerry stiller is my favorite comedian

the condoms dont fit classic stuff :lol:

jerry stiller >

here's two rubber gloves you'll get 10 fucks

[url]http://www.vintagesynth.com/korg/legacy.php[/url]

downloaded this

I spend most of my time in between classes playing Sonic 2 on my phone

feel pretty blockhead

Funniest comedian: Mr. Ron.


[B]LOL![/B]

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18369671]here's two rubber gloves you'll get 10 fucks

[url]http://www.vintagesynth.com/korg/legacy.php[/url]

downloaded this[/QUOTE]

i used to have this. i can't remember if it was this one or the triton, but one of them lagged a second whenever playing a pattern once i'd put it into my sequencer from it. sucked.

ioi

[QUOTE=Skittlez Nigga;18369679]on king of the hill peggy called hank a blockhead and he yelled A BLOCKHEAD!!??[/QUOTE]

hes a got-damn junkie!

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18369684]i used to have this. i can't remember if it was this one or the triton, but one of them lagged a second whenever i'd put a pattern into my sequencer from it. sucked.[/QUOTE]

it sounds pretty good so far. the wavestation looks complicated as shit

just got this, Waldorf Largo, Sylenth1, and Native Instruments FM8

BWWWuuhhh!!! Bobbeh!!!! Get yer GOT DANG hands outa My...[I] buttocks[/I]...

i have fm7

watched that King Of The Hill ep last night where Hank's dad get his license taken away

elim posting coherent words/sentences is like wow

i saw the ep the other night where they put female on hanks license

am i gunna have to start posting gibberish and weird porn again