yea what a pussy. u probably make your bed everyday

what kinda homo does that? lmao

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18378065]quick tell me i walk 2 miles and that i can't breathe when talking

grasp for them straws as you're so fond of accusing others[/QUOTE]

mappy

fat rating 10/10

cleaning is so br00tal

It's not that, but for fucks sake he just dirties every space he inhabits, the living room is always a distaster the day after I clean it just because he can't help but sprawl his shit all over the place. He takes food out of the fridge and pantry and then doesn't put it back, I've had to throw shit out because he left it on the coffee table and it went bad, ugh.

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;18378071]mappy

fat rating 10/10[/QUOTE]

lol'ed at this

it doesn't matter how fucked up the place is as long as it doesn't smell bad

unless you're having ladies over

[QUOTE=woofrabbit_;18378072]cleaning is so br00tal[/QUOTE]

nice

[I]bare assertion[/I] tronn

[QUOTE=Angmar;18378076]It's not that, but for fucks sake he just dirties every space he inhabits, the living room is always a distaster the day after I clean it just because he can't help but sprawl his shit all over the place. He takes food out of the fridge and pantry and then doesn't put it back, I've had to throw shit out because he left it on the coffee table and it went bad, ugh.[/QUOTE]

hah, reminds me of my best friend's apartment. he has a thing of clementines that have been on his coffee table since september but he won't throw them out in case he might need it for "penicillin" somewhere down the road.

[QUOTE=Tyler;18378086]hah, reminds me of my best friend's apartment. he has a thing of clementines that have been on his coffee table since september but he won't throw them out in case he might need it for "penicillin" somewhere down the road.[/QUOTE]

that's fucking gross

I always have to do a shit ton of cleaning when I have a chick over yah, his room is such a disaster zone I refuse to go in it and a lot of the time his shit from there seeps into the living room like I'll find dirty socks and stuff on the floor of the kitchen.

He also only cleans if I badger him about it for hours, his dishes contribution is also like 10% of the work.

[QUOTE=P13;18378089]that's fucking gross[/QUOTE]

he also left old cottage cheese in his mini-fridge for something like 6 months. he dared us to open it and i had it open for less than ten seconds and it stuck his entire place out for the rest of the day. we drunkenly ended up leaving it on the fire escape later that night.

:lol:

Let's have a fight.

[QUOTE=xPigxPenx;18378091]Hey guys, I'm steve's roommate. I live in seattle and I think niggger dicks are hilarious.[/QUOTE]

lol

hahahaha

i remember one time drunk i took a jug of milk and

ahh fuck it

you dont own milk dont lie

whered pigxpen go

slaughterhuose

this one time i made up a story on the internet that was contrived and over dramatic

lol thats fuk'd up

been naked for like 45 minutes

have a zit on my shoulder tryin to pop it

just put on some pants

waitin til my hair dries

ever since I started using a hairdryer my hair has looked better

[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le8cgc16wC1qc8iaj.gif[/IMG]

sup elim

i like how my hair looks wet

nice bare assertion

i threw my hair in my face all emo instead of using an extreme part for the first time yesterday

was pretty crazy

hows ur guys day going

like having short hair but i miss long hair

not too bad listened to same Monkees album twice and some Marilyn Manson

shaved my face and pubes and probably gonna get blackout drunk with the kids today

bought an electric razor yesterday

if u want ur stash back just drink a cup of chocolate milk

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18378146]bought an electric razor yesterday[/QUOTE]

get with the times maan

hahaha thats sounds v science

electric razors ftw