sitting here reading the bible

is it just me or is the narration extremely nervous and awkward

jehovah was a forerunner in the culture of awkward pop tbh

nah awkward pop culture is heavily rooted in anti-christian attitudes

tell that to classical composer Christian Cannabich

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Cannabich[/url]

who says god can't be anti-christian

[QUOTE=Happy;17893950]should leave it until 3 days before.[/QUOTE]

this is how men do it

The earliest forerunner of awkward pop was actually the serpent mentioned in Genesis

[I]On a sunday you can find me with a box of matches
and a can of gasoline, sitting in your chapel
At the beginning you could find me in the trees
slithering and offering apples to Eve[/I]

offering random women "apples" (drugs obviously) and telling them that they're naked

sounds pretty awkward pop to me

[QUOTE=frankeye;17894001]this is how men do it[/QUOTE]

I think mitch really knows how to do it though.

[QUOTE=illmitch;17894007]offering random women "apples" (drugs obviously) and telling them that they're naked

sounds pretty awkward pop to me[/QUOTE]

my friend gave coricidins to a schizophrenic chick once

she wigged out for days

lol

is that like wigged out or wigg-ed out or wig-ged out

wigged out ey, damn race traitors

its like she had a wig on and was actin really crazy like someone else u know

[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa272/rigolee/tim.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Mullet_Blonde-Wig.jpg[/IMG]

so it turns out that the majority of schizophrenics experience their descent into insanity between the age of 17 and 19

that puts me in a pretty lame position for the next year

well he [I]did [/I]have him crucified


EDIT: that's what i get for opening a thread and then replying like 10 minutes later :upset:

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17894026]so it turns out that the majority of schizophrenics experience their descent into insanity between the age of 17 and 19

that puts me in a pretty lame position for the next year[/QUOTE]

Well that's pretty good for me seeing as my dad has it and I'm now 20 and don't have it :)

bro ur cosmic age aint even 20 dont lie

[QUOTE=Happy;17894045]Well that's pretty good for me seeing as my dad has it and I'm now 20 and don't have it :)[/QUOTE]

yeah but with the presence of it in your genepool i wouldn't celebrate just yet

doesn't that mean every cell in your body has a dormant piece of scizophrenia in it

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17894047]yeah but with the presence of it in your genepool i wouldn't celebrate just yet[/QUOTE]

Might just skip a generation.

I always figured having schizophrenic kids would be amusing.

Sucks to be them.

if you have schizophrenic kids and it gets you down you could always write Finnegan's Wake as a distraction

[IMG]http://arjunpuri.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/6-james-joyce.jpg[/IMG]

Or I could just beat them for being pathetic.

i remember when i tried to read finnegans wake

lol

Yeah me too.

The second I started high school I went out and got a copy of [I]Finnegan's Wake [/I]and a copy of [I]Naked Lunch [/I]as some sort of rite of passage. I think I got about eight pages in and then sold it on ebay.

What makes it so difficult?

i thought i had a scizophrenic kid

turns out it was just twins