omnipanzer
07.25.12 | list = digs-o-the-day |
Curse.
07.25.12 | lol girlfriends and wives, this is Sputnik |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | So I guess we know where you stand don't we Curse? |
Curse.
07.25.12 | gonna die alone |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Can you feel it Josh?
Can you feel my super squishy love? |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | yah, nothing makes my wife feel better for a short time than random flowers. Sorry to hear about your father-in-law. we may be going through something similar but at least he's just up in Cleveland. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | edited... now have r's =^( |
Sirob
07.25.12 | just took my girl up north for the weekend, it was pretty awesome |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | I'm still sorry for the drama that's going on, if you are like me you hate drama. I personally love my father-in-law but he's super cool. He used to be in the music industry then the movie industry and just moved back from living in L.A. for the last 30 years or so. He tells me stories about some of my favorite musicians and shit. |
Poet
07.25.12 | bros before hos. |
ThroneOfAgony
07.25.12 | gonna die alone[2] |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Good job Sirob, where is "up north"? |
WashboardSuds
07.25.12 | girlie moved away but I'm kind of enjoying the single life atm |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | I can understand that, particularly if you're getting some strange. It gets a lot harder once you've cohabitated for a number of years though. |
Sirob
07.25.12 | up north would be northern michigan with lakes and trees and sand dunes and shit, good time |
benkim
07.25.12 | Broke up four months ago but I still love her though. So no wife or girlfriend here. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "northern michigan"
I'm in Ohio so I'm familiar. I've been up there to go tubing a few times. Sounds like a nice time with your girl.
"So no wife or girlfriend here."
Time to get back on the horse.
Ask a few ladies out sir. |
Metalstyles
07.25.12 | I would follow your suggestions for today omni, I would, but currently, a couple thousand kilometers stand in my way. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Boo, order her flowers to be delivered... |
johnnyblaze
07.25.12 | weird...2,3,7,10,11 and 20 are all favourites of one of my ex's.
but now, i give my posse of bitches dick not flowers |
benkim
07.25.12 | Time to get back on the horse.
Ask a few ladies out sir.
*********************
I already am back in the game, already have asked a few out at the end of the month.
|
Metalstyles
07.25.12 | "Boo, order her flowers to be delivered... "
Let's just say that I really don't know much about delivery services in Hungary ;). On the other hand, believe it or not, she doesn't really fancy flowers, as weird as that is. So, no big loss there, I guess. |
Voivod
07.25.12 | best list ever.
My girlfriend doesn't ask me flowers, she asks me for eponymous bags.
And I deliver.
Bags...
... And stuff ;-) |
combustion07
07.25.12 | I actually finally found a girl that I don't want to strangle after an hour. It's pretty fucking nice to be honest. |
Irving
07.25.12 | BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT MEEEEEEE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
|
Irving
07.25.12 | Also I think Voivod is trying to say he gives teabags.
...
BA-DUM-CHING. |
Yuli
07.25.12 | My girlfriend is amazing and we're super adorable together and anybody who's friends with me on Facebook will attest to this, and if they don't then they're a dirty, dirty liar |
Trebor.
07.25.12 | Make Trebor feel like a lonely bastard: the thread
|
Maniac!
07.25.12 | Omni, you gonna be there for my and Kimm's wedding? |
Blackbelt54
07.25.12 | I don't have a girlfriend. I find that not very many girls like me but that's probably my fault lol |
Voivod
07.25.12 | "Voivod bags?"
"Also I think Voivod is trying to say he gives teabags."
When I say bags, I mean like Louis Vuitton (and a zillion different brands, more or less expensive) bags.
http://www.louisvuitton.co.uk/front/#/eng_GB/Collections/Women/Handbags
When she is not obsessed with me in the most spectacular of ways, my girlfriend is obsessed with bags.
I mean, she could maintain a professional blog about women's handbags JUST LIKE THAT.
She can analyze the quality of a handbag better than a professional.
Easily. |
Irving
07.25.12 | Hahaha ok fair enough - sorry about that Voivod. It's late over here and I was bored =p |
Voivod
07.25.12 | I love her for that too. |
Voivod
07.25.12 | No offense taken my friend Irving. |
Katechon
07.25.12 | Fuck this gay thread. |
Jethro42
07.25.12 | My gf is a sputniker |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "Omni, you gonna be there for my and Kimm's wedding?"
Nothing would make me happier. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "@Jethro42- fuck you"
The fuck is that about Baseline? |
Trebor.
07.25.12 | I would fly out for that |
Jethro42
07.25.12 | snif snif |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "Me too. Where at?"
Columbus, I'm in Dublin right now.
Have we not had this conversation? |
chambered49
07.25.12 | girlie moved away but I'm kind of enjoying the single life atm
same |
chambered49
07.25.12 | hi xeno |
Rev
07.25.12 | sigh :( |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | matter Rev? |
Rev
07.25.12 | Remembering I've never dated and I'm almost 21 is a bummer |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Hmmmm, no anime based dating sites around?
That would be right up your alley. |
Inveigh
07.25.12 | my wife rules, we r in luv and stuff |
Rev
07.25.12 | "no anime based dating sites around?
That would be right up your alley."
I'm going to a convention this weekend, so I'll probably end up unsuccessfully hitting on hot cosplay chicks haha
|
Rikardur
07.25.12 | I am alone, so Morrissey is my hero. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Dude... be clean, have decent cloths on and have some confidence. Unless you are shooting to high you should have no problem getting a smile at least.
Do you have a beard?
If so get a trimmer and tame that bitch. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | I hate Morrissey |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "my wife rules, we r in luv and stuff"
It certainly helps. |
klap
07.25.12 | have the best girlfriend |
Rev
07.25.12 | Nah, I wish I could grow a beard though
And I have those down... although the latter's a bit shaky haha |
Scoot
07.25.12 | mines okay |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | My girlfriend's serious health problems and uncertain timetable are making me incredibly depressed. That said I can't wait to see her later tonight when im back in town. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Get her a nice potted flower today Rudy
"although the latter's a bit shaky haha"
Seriously, despite the name of the list for you it's "don't put that pussy on a pedestal". You need to find a way that allows you to see them as an equal so you can talk to them like you would a dude. Remember it's just oxytocin fucking with your head and making things difficult. There is nothing you can do about it but maybe it will help to understanding the fact that it is an automated response based on thousands of years of evolution screwing you up. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Stop and get her a treat balls.
maybe a flower or some Godiva. |
Rev
07.25.12 | No it's really just that I'm so social awkward talking to anybody is hard :/
But that's a nice way to put it haha |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | It bums me out that so many people close to me are on the verge of dying, my girlfriend, my brother, my mom's boyfriend, my dad's girlfriend, my grandfather, and having friends drug addictions sending them to jail. |
Yuli
07.25.12 | I spontaneously said hey to my girlfriend on the first day of Spanish class
She then took initiative to talk to me, and it all progressed from there. It's crazy how just one confident moment can really change your life. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | My general reaction to such things is to make a joke so I'll just leave it at that bro. I 've had a lot of death in my life and honestly don't deal well with it so I tend to not deal with it at all. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "It's crazy how just one confident moment can really change your life."
Truth. |
Voivod
07.25.12 | It's crazy how just one confident moment can really change your life.
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis |
Spec
07.25.12 | Yeah my girlfriend is pretty awesome. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "No it's really just that I'm so social awkward talking to anybody is hard :/"
Down one beer first... only one no more. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Do something nice for her today Spec. |
Spec
07.25.12 | Literally one beer will loosen you up and make it easier. I'm awkward as fuck too. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | My dad is going out of town Friday which leaves the house to just me and this girl who friend zoned the shit out of me a while back, but I think things will go in my favor we will see. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | I was when I was younger, probably till mid-twenties. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Jesus omni how old are you? |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | 35... pretty common knowledge round these parts. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Damn I guess your best years are behind you? |
Voivod
07.25.12 | "I guess your best years are behind you?"
I'm a year younger than Omni and I'm telling you Recspecs that the older you get the better relationships (friendly or erotic) with women get.
Especially younger women. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Especially younger women.
my wife be a younger woman. |
Rikardur
07.25.12 | I'm too transcendent for any future girlfriend material to understand me. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "Damn I guess your best years are behind you?"
Not yet, I'm established, I make good money, have a family and can do pretty much whatever I want. |
Rikardur
07.25.12 | On a related note, I tried going for someone 5 years older than I. I had everything going for me but age. Fuck me, there are no other girls in my world with great honesty and who can actually make me laugh. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | so... what went wrong? She had a problem with your age? 5 years really isn't that much the older you get. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "lets place bets here. out of all the married sputnikers who will be the first to experience a divorce?"
ooof, I don't know anyone well enough to take that bet. |
Spec
07.25.12 | Terrible attitude specs. The good years only stop if you let them. |
Rikardur
07.25.12 | Omnipanzer:
Imagine this scenario: you're 20, and she's 25...
I never fully wrapped my head around in complete belief but she was very firm about the no younger guys thing and related it to a huge gap in life-experience and the fact that she is looking for a final relationship and would not make an exception for me. Eh...can't change her mind, sadly. |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | My girlfriend is 8 years older than me and it's going great sans the health problems. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "Let the good times roll"
s/t for 13 |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | early twenties I can kind of see it. Try her again in two years if she's still single. |
Voivod
07.25.12 | "Imagine this scenario: you're 20, and she's 25..."
"she was very firm about the no younger guys"
If you were 30 and she was 35 (or 40), still gorgeous but single, it would be the other way around. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | My girlfriend is 8 years older than me and it's going great sans the health problems."
good to hear balls, how long have you been together now? I didn't even realise you were seeing someone now. |
TenSecondsToThink
07.25.12 | Nice to see that you keep listening through Jurado's discography. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | yah, the new one isn't as good as Rehearsals. I'm just getting into this one though. |
WeepingBanana
07.25.12 | Omni, you've inspired me to let my girl out of the basement today. I'm sure she'll thank you |
Spec
07.25.12 | The Cars m/ |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | I'm 23 and she'll be 31 in a month. We've known each other for over a year but she left to Hawaii a while back when I just met her. Since June. |
MO
07.25.12 | ^ balls dippin' into the cougars nicee, been with my lady for 3 and a half years and we still always look forward to seeing eachother, she rules I love her like mad |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "Omni, you've inspired me to let my girl out of the basement today. I'm sure she'll thank you"
Not just let her out WB... you have to let her bath and give her a new tee shirt.
"she left to Hawaii a while back when I just met her. Since June."
So doing the long distance thing? |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | "Terrible attitude specs. The good years only stop if you let them."
Lol hey I'm not letting the good times stop any time soon. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "been with my lady for 3 and a half years and we still always look forward to seeing each other"
Nice MO |
Spec
07.25.12 | yeah yo im still pretty crazy, i go on reddit like three times a day. |
Voivod
07.25.12 | I really cherish all my relationships with older women, both in terms of communication and pleasures.
Became a better man, that's for sure.
You should spoil your girlfriend Balls every chance you get. |
Tyrael
07.25.12 | Good initiative Omni even though women hate me |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | why Ty? |
Tyrael
07.25.12 | I have no idea
I guess I'm just not good enough or whatever |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | No. She's back in my area, busting her ass to get her business started. Not going to lie, she is single handedly the most determined and tough person i've ever met. She works really hard and since she sold her car awhile back she's gotta walk everywhere or take the bus to get to where she needs to do until she gets another car. A true Virgo. The fact she that's she's got so many health issues holding her back and that she manages to carry on through the pain is a testament to her strength. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Sounds like a really good woman Balls. Cook her some dinner tonight.
"I guess I'm just not good enough or whatever"
No such thing bro... I suggest you take the advice I gave to Reverend earlier. |
MO
07.25.12 | ^ yea exactly, there's a woman out there for you somewhere ty |
Voivod
07.25.12 | "I guess I'm just not good enough or whatever"
There is no such thing as "not good enough"
All you have to do is drink that ONE beer omni mentioned earlier, put up your most confident smile and just go to say "hi" to the girl.
And if it doesn't work, who cares, there's plenty more (girls) where that came from. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Or man you never know just take what you can get bro keep your head up. |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | My girl pursued me hard initially...A good, strong woman will make the effort.
I got tired of these younger girls wanting me to do all of it, make 100% of the plans and bullshit. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Well you're gay andcas |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | every girl I've ever put my heart into has set it on fire then pissed on the ashes lol. [2]
Yeah dude love sucks. |
Tyrael
07.25.12 | 'there's a woman out there for you somewhere ty'
Wow you guys are disgustingly positive lol but thanks it's good to know that there are still people that actually care |
BallsToTheWall
07.25.12 | I will say though I do kind of miss being single in some ways. For although I love her I also loved having my own routine, not talking on the phone, being detached and self oriented.
It's different feeling in life now but im starting to adjust to this new concept of unity. |
Spec
07.25.12 | When it seems like no one cares, SputnikMusic will always be there. < 3 |
Voivod
07.25.12 | Oh Balls it's as if you are taking the words from my brain or sth.
I agree.
Being single is great sometimes, but being in a relationship is also great sometimes.
Being single sucks sometimes, but being in a relationship also sucks sometimes.
The randomized medley of those four discrete situations is what keeps modern man always (relatively) unsatisfied, I reckon. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | sputnikadvice.com |
Jash
07.25.12 | I can dig this list. My girl is the coolest chick i've met in my entire life, she loves music as much as I do, smokes blunts and drinks Gin and Tonic's with me, she's so good in the sack and the sexiest Asian i've ever seen at that, and she always does little things to make me smile every day. Can't wait to marry her one day |
TheFonz123
07.25.12 | I respect women a lot, their is something so mesmerizing and beautiful about their form even in a non-sexual way. and I have a theory that women are more intelligent than men on average but I won't go into that.... |
KjSwantko
07.25.12 | my girlfriend sucks. She doesn't give me enough sex and she complains too much. Def not getting her any damn flowers. |
Relinquished
07.25.12 | my wife is the fucking best that's all I can say |
TheFonz123
07.25.12 | "My girl is the coolest chick i've met in my entire life, she loves music as much as I do, smokes blunts and drinks Gin and Tonic's with me, she's so good in the sack and the sexiest Asian i've ever seen at that, and she always does little things to make me smile every day. Can't wait to marry her one day"
that's awesome. congrats dude. this strikes me becuase I don't think i'll ever think that highly of anyone. even the people I'm closest with annoy the hell out of me. I'm not a misanthrope but I have a low opinion of pretty much everyone. that's mostly becuase I am an asshole deep down though... |
SeaAnemone
07.25.12 | yeah my girl's kinda an angel and stuff, fourth anniversary coming up soon wooeee |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | "Can't wait to marry her one day"
Awwwwwwww |
SeaAnemone
07.25.12 | more than anything she puts up with my bullshit and is incredibly fun but also encourages me to have fun without her (this is a must because we're usually long-distance) and is super lenient with stuff like that, never been one to bitch or get jealous or frivolous. and she's much smarter and hard-working than me and stuff too so a little of that rubs off which is nice
I should get her flowers... took her on a super nice date to her favorite restaurant last weekend though so that's something at least! |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | "my girlfriend sucks. She doesn't give me enough sex and she complains too much. Def not getting her any damn flowers."
Hahaha damn. |
ThroneOfAgony
07.25.12 | i'm only 16 but i'm pretty goofy looking so a relationship probably isn't in my direction as of now
|
Jash
07.25.12 | my girl got too drunk the other night at some party and passed out on me for the last hour we were there and she had to go to work the next day so i got her flowers for making it through the day super hungover, all her coworkers were hella jealous is was awesome |
Devastator
07.25.12 | My girl got her puppy a couple of days ago. I've been a little neglected, I can't be mad cause that damn puppy is to adorable. |
Relinquished
07.25.12 | I had an idea to give my wifey a garden of flowers about 30 yards like in a football field except half in width. and I had friends that owed me and her helping me keeping everything healthy and alive while I was away. realised it was one of the best ideas I had when I saw the look on her face when the project was finished. |
SeaAnemone
07.25.12 | geez way to show us all up relinquished... |
Relinquished
07.25.12 | like I said seabro she's the best |
SeaAnemone
07.25.12 | nah in all seriousness that's an incredible idea, props for pulling it off I'm sure it was amazing |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "thank you for those words of encouragement omni."
Sry andcas, seemed like a good moment for a dig and of all the sputsters I figured you could take it. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Yeah where is cumguest when you need him? |
Relinquished
07.25.12 | after we moved I sold the area and made money going to her |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "I had an idea to give my wifey a garden of flowers about 30 yards"
My wife and I completely redid our landscaping together front and back a few years ago. I hated it but she has loved every square inch of it ever since. The initial cost was staggering but it's worth it for her to have something she loves and it gives back every year.
If you don't make your partner happy at home they will look elsewhere. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Oh man I'm tearing up you guys are great :'] |
Rikardur
07.25.12 | Fuck all of you with your happy bullshit. I'm going to listen to some Joy Division and drink myself stupid and probably get myself killed or whatever. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | yah, we really are Recspecs now get get your woman a present. Tomorrow I want to hear about how I got
you all laid and I'm the new king of Sputnik. |
Wolfhorde
07.25.12 | 157 comments. not sure if I want to read even half of them.
Edit: wait wtf Wylie has a girlfriend. |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | You are in luck because half of them are mine... just skip me ;^) |
Relinquished
07.25.12 | I never read if there's more than 30-50 comments |
insomniac15
07.25.12 | Tomorrow marks my girlfriend and mine's anniversary so I'm gonna use it for romance instead of today. |
Jash
07.25.12 | My friend group held this thing called The Stelly Awards (if you really wanna know understand skip through parts of this video http://vimeo.com/43719084 ) last year, basically an award show giving our friends random and serious awards for the past years events. Everyone was asked to dress formal and make it as close to a legit award show as possible and it was amazing. Last year was about 150 in attendance but next year is going to be bigger. There was an award for "question of the year" last year and my plan (along with the 3 other people helping me pull it off) is to present question of the year and have everyone think i'm going to say the pre-planned question but i'm actually going to ask her to marry me infront of everyone |
WeepingBanana
07.25.12 | "Not just let her out WB... you have to let her bath and give her a new tee shirt."
implying i let her wear clothes |
Wolfhorde
07.25.12 | "You are in luck because half of them are mine... just skip me ;^)"
It seems this was actually rather civilized, oh well.
I don't have a girlfriend right now but I agree with the expressed sentiment and I can openly admit that a few of my best friends have been women.
|
Emyay
07.25.12 | i've been single for about a year now. ex was great, but i just knew that i couldn't do the whole 'rest of my life' thing with her. since then though, i haven't found any girls that were any better. so i've just been having meaningless sexual relations with a variety of different girls that 'i'm just not that into' for whatever reason. there is this one girl that seems to have some potential that i've been talking to for a minute, so maybe that will work out. staying positive, always. |
Motiv3
07.25.12 | I don't have a girlfriend. I find that not very many girls like me but that's probably my fault lol
[2] |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "@omni, I usually can but I'm still getting over the ex that I loved so yeah."
You have my sincerest of apologies sir. |
ThroneOfAgony
07.25.12 | ahh |
Devastator
07.26.12 | Just got back from diary queen with my girl. So yeah. |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | "yah, we really are Recspecs now get get your woman a present. Tomorrow I want to hear about how I got you all laid and I'm the new king of Sputnik."
Up yours too pal I don't need help to lay some pipe! |
Deviant.
07.26.12 | "When I say bags, I mean like Louis Vuitton (and a zillion different brands, more or less expensive) bags.
http://www.louisvuitton.co.uk/front/#/eng_GB/Collections/Women/Handbags
When she is not obsessed with me in the most spectacular of ways, my girlfriend is obsessed with bags.
I mean, she could maintain a professional blog about women's handbags JUST LIKE THAT.
She can analyze the quality of a handbag better than a professional.
Easily."
Reported as spambot |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | Dev knows a bot when he sees one. |
camaraderie
07.26.12 | Because he is one. |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | Thanks for the input cunt. |
Devastator
07.26.12 | Lol recs telling it how it is. |
Deviant.
07.26.12 | God damn |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | All I'm saying is I don't need some randy bitch chiming in on something I've already said when her fingers should be on my gooch not her keyboard. |
Devastator
07.26.12 | "All I'm saying is I don't need some randy bitch chiming in on something I've already said when her fingers should be on my gooch not her keyboard."
Have I mentioned how much I enjoy reading your comments lol? |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | Bitches need to recognize is all I'm saying. |
PistolPete
07.26.12 | "I'm just going to pour my love all over your little heads."
...words are not being your friend dude, nothing about that struck you as suggestive? |
Devastator
07.26.12 | Lol, hey have you gotten gold back on xbox yet? |
camaraderie
07.26.12 | Indeed, Recspecs pulls out some of the best lines on Sputnik. |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | "Indeed, Recspecs pulls out some of the best lines on Sputnik."
I disagree, but my dumbass boss hasn't given me my fucking paycheck yet so I'm gonna raise hell with him soon. |
Devastator
07.26.12 | Go all Samuel L. Jackson in his ass. |
omnipanzer
07.26.12 | "Up yours too pal I don't need help to lay some pipe!"
I actually meant that tward everyone but I see I worded it poorly.
"...words are not being your friend dude, nothing about that struck you as suggestive?"
You don't know me at all do you? |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | Haha it's all good bro. |
North0House2
07.26.12 | Well I played my girlfriend a song the other day, and made her cry with happiness a couple days before that when I gave her a book full of things I wrote about her.
I think I did pretty well |
Recspecs
07.26.12 | turntable.fm/mangasm |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | what a nice list. didn't see this before now |
Sirob
08.23.12 | im here for you foxxxxxxxxxxy |
Emim
08.23.12 | DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO |
Emim
08.23.12 | told my girl i was gonna effort the shit out of our relationship |
Satellite
08.23.12 | girls are cool 4/5 would recommend |
Emim
08.23.12 | would bang again 3.5/5 |
Captain North
08.23.12 | My girlfriend is ridiculously cute and loyal. And stuck by me through my shit despite being pretty fucked up herself. |
Sirob
08.23.12 | 2/10
WOULD NOT BANG |
Captain North
08.23.12 | 6.35/10 would finger but no tongue down there |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | whiiiiiiiiinnnneeeee |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | I love women. nothing more glorious than flicking a bitch's bean, but thinking about making a sandwich because hey, you're a working man and you deserve a decent fuckin sandwhich every once in a while |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | eat more pussy than sandwhiches |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | but make me a sandwhich bitch, and then do that electro shock shit with blanka while you pummel my M. Bison |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | and then finish me with baraka |
ReturnToRock
08.23.12 | I appreciate women. They don't appreciate me though. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | probs cuz ya suck |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.23.12 | whitcha broke ass and little dick |
Storm In A Teacup
08.23.12 | There's a lot of bull in here but I only reported recspecs |
Emyay
08.23.12 | met this chick a couple weeks ago, and we've been on a couple dates soooo super hot. 9/10 would bang again if only i could just get that first bang out of the way. here's hoping to this weekend. seriously girl is 5'11", tats, big t's, nice round booty, blonde, great face good god i'm in love already. i was like "wat u doin this weeknd?" and she was all "moving! want to help?" fuck moving sucks..."haha yeah sure, i got nothing else to do might as well" fuck...i'll keep y'all posted. |
Calc
08.23.12 | gettin married in 2 days woot!! i can't wait for 3 days from now!! |
NoMeansYes
08.23.12 | followed by an eternity of regret |
Calc
08.23.12 | nah....couldn't care less about bangin all the chicks I can anymore, those days are over. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
08.23.12 | "gettin married in 2 days woot!! i can't wait for 3 days from now!!"
If you are serious, then awesome. Congrats! |
NoMeansYes
08.23.12 | Sorry, but it will stagnate. There are no exceptions and then you can't do anything about. It is just a restriction and an outdated concept, and there really isn't anything wrong with cohabiting. But honestly I hope it works out for you |
Emyay
08.23.12 | i was just kidding anyway andcas...just a made up fantasy of mine. sometimes telling your friends about it makes it more real in your head movies |
NightProwler
08.23.12 | No girlfriend (or wife, for that matter), but I sure do love women; yes, from the top of their head, to the tiniest toe. |
Emim
08.23.12 | "Sorry, but it will stagnate. There are no exceptions and then you can't do anything about. It is just a restriction and an outdated concept, and there really isn't anything wrong with cohabiting. But honestly I hope it works out for you"
you're incredibly stupid |
Emyay
08.23.12 | i wouldn't say it was stupid. kind of arrogant to just come right out and say "sorry, but it will stagnate", but its still something that can happen to a marriage and should be something to look out for. not that i know anything, i've never been married. |
Insurrection
08.23.12 | been single for like 10 months, it sucks. and i sat next to the hottest girl yesterday in math but i couldnt think of anything to say. fml |
Scoot
08.23.12 | sam just made me breakfast
it was tasty |
Emim
08.23.12 | "i wouldn't say it was stupid. kind of arrogant to just come right out and say "sorry, but it will stagnate","
just assuming that it's an inexorable eventuality is stupid |
Emyay
08.23.12 | you put it a lot better than i did, but yeah i agree |
NoMeansYes
08.23.12 | Can you honestly tell me that any marriage at all can remain exciting and fresh for every moment it lasts? If at any point that wears off, the answer is no and by definition begins to stagnate at that moment. It is a series of highs and lows, with everything in between simply 'going through the motions'. People get so used to their habits they mistake them for happiness. |
Relinquished
08.23.12 | my marriage keeps on getting better idk what you're talking about
going on 3yrs ftw |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.23.12 | fuck both of these things. girls. not even once. |
Emim
08.23.12 | "Can you honestly tell me that any marriage at all can remain exciting and fresh for every moment it lasts? If at any point that wears off, the answer is no and by definition begins to stagnate at that moment. It is a series of highs and lows, with everything in between simply 'going through the motions'. People get so used to their habits they mistake them for happiness."
you're setting an impossible goal, and then using the failures of reaching that goal to support your previous fallacy. |
omnipanzer
08.23.12 | What all you crazy mother fuckers doin up in my ole list?
"gettin married in 2 days woot!! i can't wait for 3 days from now!!"
Gratz Calc
"Sorry, but it will stagnate. There are no exceptions and then you can't do anything about. It is just a restriction and an outdated concept, and there really isn't anything wrong with cohabiting. But honestly I hope it works out for you"
The relationship evolves and if you don't evolve fast enough or one of you decide to stop putting in the effort then yes... it sucks.
"sam just made me breakfast"
That's hot.
"Can you honestly tell me that any marriage at all can remain exciting and fresh for every moment it lasts?"
Every relationship you will ever have with another human being for any length of time will have dead spots. Some relationships are just more of a chore than others and you need to decide "is this a relationship I'm going to put myself out for" and hope your partner comes to the same conclusion. |
Relinquished
08.23.12 | why so bitter |
omnipanzer
08.23.12 | maybe andcas, and if that is the case I'll demolish that bridge when I come to it. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.23.12 | I'm a misogynist. |
omnipanzer
08.23.12 | Yah but as long as you keep postin them pics I'll never call you on your shit. |
Emim
08.23.12 | so you get to look at women's stuff and get paid for it. cool, dnor |
Calc
08.23.12 | omni obviously knows what he's talking aboot, its also obvious people are jaded about relationships here lol.
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omnipanzer
08.23.12 | "people are jaded about relationships here"
"Heartbreak is worse for some than it is for others and gets dramatically worse the younger you are." -Omnipanzer |
NoMeansYes
08.23.12 | "its also obvious people are jaded about relationships here"
Or lots of people here refuse to take off their rose-tinted glasses and accept the grim reality of monogamy. m/ |
Emim
08.23.12 | if you take it seriously, a relationship can be the best damn thing in the world. |
Calc
08.23.12 | "Or lots of people here refuse to take off their rose-tinted glasses and accept the grim reality of monogamy. m/"
I've been with this girl for 6 years there's no rose colored anything, and its weird you say this when it seems I'm the happier one with my situation. If you wanna look at reality as grim do your thing. I won't attack being single though.
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Samshine
08.23.12 | well this is cute |
omnipanzer
08.23.12 | Will you cook breakfast for me? |
Samshine
08.23.12 | of course |
omnipanzer
08.23.12 | YAY!
/clap
*does happy dance |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.23.12 | Nah, but for real, I love women. A lot. |
Samshine
08.23.12 | Nah, but for real, I love men. A lot. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.23.12 | Too bad Scott got to you first ;) |
Scoot
08.23.12 | lol |
Tyrael
08.23.12 | So this is still going huh |
Graveyard
08.23.12 | sputnikmusic dating service |
BallsToTheWall
08.23.12 | Cant wait till im single again tbh. |
Tyrael
08.23.12 | How so, Wylie? |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.23.12 | Damn Wylie...
This mother fucker is.....COLD BLOODED. |
BallsToTheWall
08.23.12 | This isn't my natural state. It feels like it's interfering with my personal life and altering the way I love to live my life independently. I'm certainly sputniking less because of it.
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Tyrael
08.23.12 | Man if I ever find a girl that's interesting enough to keep me from sputniking then I'm gonna fucking marry the shit out of her |
Hyperion1001
08.23.12 | that requirement is fulfilled for me by
A. does she have a vagina? |
Tyrael
08.23.12 | hahahahahaha hyp |
AngelofDeath
08.23.12 | We can't all have standards as high as yours, Matt. |
omnipanzer
08.24.12 | "A. does she have a vagina?"
Well... it's a start. |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | oooo this has blown up since I was banned. |
Masochist
08.24.12 | I read all comments before this. Wish I'd've been in on this earlier. I have nothing to add (considering I've never been in a committed relationship), it just would've been nice to watch it evolve :P |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | Nothing much been doing solid, got a pay raise at work today which is always a good thing. |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | No we started talking again, but this time I realized it wouldn't work out and now we are just friends. But it's kinda awkward between us since we both want to be friends with benefits but that wouldn't work out. |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | Hahaha no. We went to a party together after my soccer game last week and we spent most of the time having a serious conversation, but I was ready to do some shots with some sluts so I told her we would talk later.
Needless to say, we haven't spoken since. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.24.12 | Oh, BTW.....Omni, I hope you see this. My ex and I are talking again. The one you thought was super hot. Not the newest one. Forgot to mention that last time I talked to you. |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | What's good Dan |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.24.12 | Drank too much, again. Now I'm sputniking poorly. The usual. |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | andcas those are the girls that just need a good fucking. |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | Sounds like a plan to me! |
Emyay
08.24.12 | recently got in a weird love quadrilateral. my friend was doing the bone dance with this one chick, and i was talking to her friend who is a virgin. my friend started getting sick of his girl, and we joked around that i should bang her. shes a singer and i play guitar so sometimes we'd have jams sessions at my house, and we had talked about doing some shows together. well one night she comes over and i bang her. but then i didn't tell my friend for some time, and when he found out he was pissed. so he ended up getting drunk and buttfucked her in my bed when i was out of town i guess to get revenge. me and him are cool now, but i ended up having to tell the girl that i couldn't talk to her or see her anymore bc i didn't want to jeopardize my friendship since i've known the dude since we were kids. the virgin girl is a metalhead and we went to see agalloch together. when i was first talking to her, i thought she was gf material but then i realized that i didn't want to mess with her at all. i knew that she really liked me though so i did my best to kinda let her know she was in the friend zone. well, after the concert we got super drunk adn she gave me head. then the next day she was texting about wanting to hang out more and such. so i had to text her and let her know that i didn't want a relationship at all. and then i got a text from the other girl saying that i should be careful because the virgin girl is very fragile and i should watch what i say bc she might do something bad to herself. definitely a fucked up sitch right? since then i just haven't spoken to either of them and i ended up seeing both of them out when i was with a different girl. i think they were pissed. my friend and i are cool again though so thats good. sorry for the rant |
ReturnOfTheDnor
08.24.12 | can we get cliffs of that one Emyay? |
Emyay
08.24.12 | friend had girl...i bang girl...friend buttfucks girl in my bed as revenge....i get head from her friend....and everyone lives happily ever after. except for the two girls...don't know how they are doing |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | Sounds to me like you should come out. |
Emyay
08.24.12 | i'm gay. there, you happy? |
omnipanzer
08.24.12 | "i think i prefer being single. there are some good things that come with dating of course... but then theres all the drama and stress and expectations. maybe its just the women ive been with but fuck i hate when im having a good day and gf has a bad day and shes a bitch and then im in a bad mood fuck that when i have bad days i leave that shit at the door whats up luke"
You have the option of making her day better and then you both win. |
omnipanzer
08.24.12 | "Oh, BTW.....Omni, I hope you see this. My ex and I are talking again. The one you thought was super hot. Not the newest one. Forgot to mention that last time I talked to you."
Pic? ;^P |
omnipanzer
08.24.12 | ^ the one in the bikinis? |
Emyay
08.24.12 | none of it was really cheating though since no one was actually dating for realz |
omnipanzer
08.24.12 | "but i ended up having to tell the girl that i couldn't talk to her or see her anymore bc i didn't want to jeopardize my friendship"
Wait... you enjoy spending time/jamming with her and she gives up the butt..... U'r dumb. No but really you probably shouldn't have slept with her at all if your friend means that much to you (life lesson). |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | "none of it was really cheating though since no one was actually dating for realz"
Then why the fuck did you type a dissertation about it? |
Tyrael
08.24.12 | I'm jealous of all of you tbh |
Emyay
08.24.12 | @omni: yeah, i know. thats the thing...definitely won't do anything like that ever again. lesson learned.
@recs: why exactly are you being a dick? |
Recspecs
08.24.12 | How am I being a dick? |
omnipanzer
08.24.12 | "I'm jealous of all of you tbh"
Poor Ty
if your issues are caused by trauma you should see someone. If you are just that way naturally you can condition yourself. |
BallsToTheWall
08.24.12 | I cannot handle this relationship bullshit. |
BallsToTheWall
08.24.12 | I miss my lonlieness, my independence, and my sexless emotionless existence. It all seems so attractive now. |
omnipanzer
08.25.12 | The grass is ALWAYS greener.
No exceptions. |
Emim
08.25.12 | The grass is always greener on your side. |
omnipanzer
08.26.12 | oh you realist you. |
auberginedreams
08.26.12 | oh man this is kind of creepy. |
North0House2
08.26.12 | Yep |
omnipanzer
08.27.12 | how? |