intotheshit
03.07.13 | Meanwhile, this black bitch spills my Johnny Walker Swing all over my shirt and flicks her cigarette in my face. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
03.07.13 | Amputee Brawl: Real or Fake?
Answer: Hilarious. |
BallsToTheWall
03.07.13 | I should have been there for that. |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | I went from laughing hysterically to completely ready to brawl with this black bitch's Asian boyfriend.
Reverse stereotype, I know. |
BallsToTheWall
03.07.13 | ROFL.. did he look like he could kar-a-te?
Maybe it was Mike Chang and his super ripped abs. |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | Nah he looked like he drives a civic with a spoiler that's bigger than his actual car. |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | Wylie, you need to check out this movie I'm watching at the moment called Black Death. Sean Bean at his medieval best. |
paxman
03.07.13 | Fuck that bitch god damn cunt |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | I was so drunk last night I had sex with Igor's twin sister. |
Apollo
03.07.13 | heroin |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | No heroin for this guy. |
omnipanzer
03.07.13 | In its own little way, my body was trying to say that you better stop drinking brandy
In its own little way, my body was trying to say that you better stop drinking brandy
I think hallucinations would count |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | Just so you know, I know that it happened because it was on the news. I'm just wondering if it was staged.... |
savagecabbage
03.07.13 | amputee brawl = fucking amazing
shoulda chokeslammed that black bitch |
omnipanzer
03.07.13 | I prefer to think of you as the hapless artistic type whose mind is being damaged by drinking to much absinthe and that his never really happened at all. You saw it on the news but everyone else in the room saw a blank screen. |
intotheshit
03.07.13 | Don't get me wrong, the amputee brawl was great.
Ans then Tokyo drift's gorilla girlfriend spilled my $8 drink on me. |
savagecabbage
03.07.13 | "Ans then Tokyo drift's gorilla girlfriend spilled my $8 drink on me."
LOL |
bach
03.07.13 |
Yes. |
paxman
03.08.13 | Should have asked him to do Gangnam Style to piss him off |
intotheshit
03.08.13 | I called an Asian guy at work Tokyo drift this afternoon. He didn't find it funny. |
BallsToTheWall
03.08.13 | Call him a gook. Maybe he'll respond better to that. |
ohfoxxxycole
03.08.13 | awesome list keep up the witty banter |
